The internet is insane….and amazing…but mainly insane…

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Magician Justin Flom posted a YT short of his wife changing out of dresses in a gag I am sure I have seen many times before, but when you have millions of followers, you can repurpose old shit and give it to your retard followers in a shining new package and they’ll each it up because it’s familiar and their retard brains like familiar.

It’s got 1.6 billion views, which probably means they made 20 million dollars off the video, not that I know YT money math, my YT never went viral because I am not as compelling as a magician’s fake titty wife changing into dresses….but I have heard that some companies pay 300 per 1000 views….so even if he made 1 dollar per 1000 views dude got 1.5 million dollars (I think)….like I said as someone who doesn’t make money on the internet but should that shit confuses me…

His wife seems to be his second wife, probably the woman he left the first wife and mother of his kids over, because she has tits and a dream to have relevant viral success….a dream which has now come true thanks to the magician who hid his dick and made it disappear inside her, not sure if he pulled any rabbits out of her pussy hat, but I can imagine the endless ribbon trick or those magician springing snakes in a can would be easy to pull off with an eager vagina, as opposed to the one that’s more resistant to having thing shoved inside it in exchange for personal gain.

The point is I googled his wife and found a different chick than this one, making me think dude got Rich, ended up in Vegas and found a professional fake titty Vegas whore to take on the role as wife, all posing with his kids like they are her own…replacing the more basic traditional wife, a marketing strategy that CLEARLY worked….

HERE ARE SOME PICS…

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The world is a crazy place, but I can only assume this dude is trying to relive the YourAubsome filling up the boat video in his own way.

You can’t really blame the motherfucker, girls dress too slutty for us to handle.

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There’s a viral babe on social media who gets millions of views on her Youtube and instagram for being fun, hot, half naked and active.

She’s obviously on OnlyFans where she’s making the serious fucking money, but her content is built up around action sports, wake surfing, riding some dumb unicycle shit on tracks, all while wearing booty shorts jacked up her cunt and skimpy bikinis, which is not considered pornographic.

Her YT shorts have 10s of millions of views, she’s no joke and I am sure she’s cashing the fuck in without being a shameless gutter porn chick, while still using porn tactics, and that kind of cleverness is hotter than shameless gutter porn shit, so I’m a fan of it.

Here’s some of her videos…follow her HERE

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The internet is such a creative hub of creative people doing creative things like finding creative ways to show off their tits…

This one’s a gem.

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But Jessica Alba is ugly….

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I don’t know the context of this fight, but I like that it’s a group of non fat white girls that look like they could be instagram models in their latest SKIMS products or ALO Yoga products that they bought to look like every other bitch out there.

There’s already been 2 million views on at least one posting of the video on the social media machine, so you know I’m on the cusp of all things viral on the internet, this is FINGER on the PULSE, which I’d rather be finger inside these angry and feisty bitches…cuz you know that passion is a better whilst performing a finger fuck…since everything is better whilst mid-finger fuck…..it’s so warm and inviting in there.

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Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.

I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.

Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.

We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….

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