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2024

24

Jun

The Most Watched Youtube Short Video of All Time of the Day

Magician Justin Flom posted a YT short of his wife changing out of dresses in a gag I am sure I have seen many times before, but when you have millions of followers, you can repurpose old shit and give it to your retard followers in a shining new package and they’ll each it up because it’s familiar and their retard brains like familiar.

It’s got 1.6 billion views, which probably means they made 20 million dollars off the video, not that I know YT money math, my YT never went viral because I am not as compelling as a magician’s fake titty wife changing into dresses….but I have heard that some companies pay 300 per 1000 views….so even if he made 1 dollar per 1000 views dude got 1.5 million dollars (I think)….like I said as someone who doesn’t make money on the internet but should that shit confuses me…

His wife seems to be his second wife, probably the woman he left the first wife and mother of his kids over, because she has tits and a dream to have relevant viral success….a dream which has now come true thanks to the magician who hid his dick and made it disappear inside her, not sure if he pulled any rabbits out of her pussy hat, but I can imagine the endless ribbon trick or those magician springing snakes in a can would be easy to pull off with an eager vagina, as opposed to the one that’s more resistant to having thing shoved inside it in exchange for personal gain.

The point is I googled his wife and found a different chick than this one, making me think dude got Rich, ended up in Vegas and found a professional fake titty Vegas whore to take on the role as wife, all posing with his kids like they are her own…replacing the more basic traditional wife, a marketing strategy that CLEARLY worked….

HERE ARE SOME PICS…

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2024

17

May

Gas Station Man of the Day

The world is a crazy place, but I can only assume this dude is trying to relive the YourAubsome filling up the boat video in his own way.

You can’t really blame the motherfucker, girls dress too slutty for us to handle.

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2024

17

May

YourAubsome Fills her Up of the Day

There’s a viral babe on social media who gets millions of views on her Youtube and instagram for being fun, hot, half naked and active.

She’s obviously on OnlyFans where she’s making the serious fucking money, but her content is built up around action sports, wake surfing, riding some dumb unicycle shit on tracks, all while wearing booty shorts jacked up her cunt and skimpy bikinis, which is not considered pornographic.

Her YT shorts have 10s of millions of views, she’s no joke and I am sure she’s cashing the fuck in without being a shameless gutter porn chick, while still using porn tactics, and that kind of cleverness is hotter than shameless gutter porn shit, so I’m a fan of it.

Here’s some of her videos…follow her HERE

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2024

27

Mar

Sneeze of the Day

The internet is such a creative hub of creative people doing creative things like finding creative ways to show off their tits…

This one’s a gem.

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2023

07

Nov

Hot Tinder Momma Who Lacks Self Awareness Describes Us of the Day

But Jessica Alba is ugly….

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2023

07

Nov

Chick Fight of the Day

I don’t know the context of this fight, but I like that it’s a group of non fat white girls that look like they could be instagram models in their latest SKIMS products or ALO Yoga products that they bought to look like every other bitch out there.

There’s already been 2 million views on at least one posting of the video on the social media machine, so you know I’m on the cusp of all things viral on the internet, this is FINGER on the PULSE, which I’d rather be finger inside these angry and feisty bitches…cuz you know that passion is a better whilst performing a finger fuck…since everything is better whilst mid-finger fuck…..it’s so warm and inviting in there.

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2023

01

Nov

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Bring Out the Christmas Tree of the Day

Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.

I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.

Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.

We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….

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2023

01

Nov

Halloween Is Over of the Day

I hope your Halloween involved getting fist deep in some old witches before stealing their candy, not because you like the candy but because you want to save her from her diabetes….

Now that we’re all a bunch of boomers, the girls we land on a night like Halloween are not what they used to be, so hoping they don’t die from the party drugs you fed them, or the roofies because your costume was a “Date Rapist”, but instead of Diabetes….is a real fucking thing…

So Halloween may be over, but we’ll always have the sluts in costume, pretending to be something that they aren’t, using their tits and ass to generate as much attention, money, purpose as they can….

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2023

31

Oct

Get Some Breakfast, It’s Halloween!

Never forget, in this world of people thinking their online clout is more important than their real life shame always stare at them with dirty looks to try to remind them of how stupid they fucking look….while also staring at their tits.

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2023

23

Oct

Mom and Daughter Fetish Video of the Day

Her name is Calystabelle, which I don’t think is a real name, she has an INSTAGRAM .

I don’t think this was intentionally a fetish video, but that doesn’t mean we can’t watch it and turn it into one.

She has a bible verse in her bio, so you know she’s a good girl with good intentions, not aware that the whole generation of people has levelled down into a very sleazy and inappropriate place of exhibitionism.

It’s just style and fashion, but us perverts are well aware that it’s still something you can jerk off to.

SO the good news is that the hot mom in their mid 40s, have hot daughters in their early 20s, and they both have an understanding of being hot exhibitionists that dudes jerk off to on the internet while pretending to be nice girls with bible quotes in their bios!

The point of the story is that hot moms with hot daughters or hot daughters with hot moms make fucking either of them more fun….not that we’re fucking these dancing keep it in the family girls…but we can imagine we are, it’s the internet people!

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