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2024

24

Jun

The Most Watched Youtube Short Video of All Time of the Day

Magician Justin Flom posted a YT short of his wife changing out of dresses in a gag I am sure I have seen many times before, but when you have millions of followers, you can repurpose old shit and give it to your retard followers in a shining new package and they’ll each it up because it’s familiar and their retard brains like familiar.

It’s got 1.6 billion views, which probably means they made 20 million dollars off the video, not that I know YT money math, my YT never went viral because I am not as compelling as a magician’s fake titty wife changing into dresses….but I have heard that some companies pay 300 per 1000 views….so even if he made 1 dollar per 1000 views dude got 1.5 million dollars (I think)….like I said as someone who doesn’t make money on the internet but should that shit confuses me…

His wife seems to be his second wife, probably the woman he left the first wife and mother of his kids over, because she has tits and a dream to have relevant viral success….a dream which has now come true thanks to the magician who hid his dick and made it disappear inside her, not sure if he pulled any rabbits out of her pussy hat, but I can imagine the endless ribbon trick or those magician springing snakes in a can would be easy to pull off with an eager vagina, as opposed to the one that’s more resistant to having thing shoved inside it in exchange for personal gain.

The point is I googled his wife and found a different chick than this one, making me think dude got Rich, ended up in Vegas and found a professional fake titty Vegas whore to take on the role as wife, all posing with his kids like they are her own…replacing the more basic traditional wife, a marketing strategy that CLEARLY worked….

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