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2024

24

Jun

Emily Osment’s Fat Tits of the Day

If anyone was molested or trafficked in Hollywood, at least in our lifetime, it’d be Haley Joel Osment.

He was in movies with Bruce Willis who apparently had a crush on Aaron Carter when he was a tween and Haley Joel was far more respectable that Aaron Carter ever was….RIP….then he was also in the movies with creepers like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey….so if no diddling went down with Osment, then no diddling goes down in Hollywood…

I used to have a theory that he is his sister because of how fucked in the head he is, like other Trannies before him, they think the cure to all their mental fucked-up-ness is to cut their dicks off and live life as a sexualized girl…

I liked that storyline of cute child star no longer getting gigs so he turns himself into a chick, it’s a great premise for a movie that Haley and his sister can star in when I write it.

As it turns out, his sister may be his sister, since her tits look substantial and not very manly, even with that strong jaw and chin.

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