2024
06
Sep
Emily Osment is doing some instagram quality action and adventure content where she is in the outdoors doing that whole camp and outdoor shit, you know getting back into nature to decompress.
I am pretty sure that she is Haley Joel Osment, who re-packaged himself as a chick, because tits get hits and awkward cute kids turned old as shit that may have spent a little too much time with Bruce Willis pre retardation, like he was Aaron Carter pre-suicide…..don’t…
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2024
24
Jun
If anyone was molested or trafficked in Hollywood, at least in our lifetime, it’d be Haley Joel Osment.
He was in movies with Bruce Willis who apparently had a crush on Aaron Carter when he was a tween and Haley Joel was far more respectable that Aaron Carter ever was….RIP….then he was also in the movies with creepers like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey….so if no diddling went down with Osment, then no diddling goes down in Hollywood…
I used to have a theory that he is his sister because of how fucked in the head he is, like other Trannies before him, they think the cure to all their mental fucked-up-ness is to cut their dicks off and live life as a sexualized girl…
I liked that storyline of cute child star no longer getting gigs so he turns himself into a chick, it’s a great premise for a movie that Haley and his sister can star in when I write it.
As it turns out, his sister may be his sister, since her tits look substantial and not very manly, even with that strong jaw and chin.
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2020
11
May
I have been saying that Emily Osment is Haley Joel Osment pot-sex change, because his parents threw him into the whole child acting thing when he was a cute little kid and he went onto do major things before hitting puberty like being cast in every movie that require a boy, but they gave him a potential girl name, prepping for when he was no longer going to be cute. Which happened.
I don’t trust the whole child star thing, I find it pretty disturbing that a parent puts their kid into acting, and unless they are actors in the first place and their kids are already on set, it makes no sense on so many levels to cart around the kid to auditions, oftentimes with perverts all to live the family dream…not to mention, even actors who have kids can’t be trusted to keep their kid’s best interest at heart. It’s just no place of a kid.
Anyway the theory is that he hit puberty, no one wanted him, his parents gave him estrogen, he became this, and it was before trannies were trending….and 12 year olds were choosing their gender…and parents encouraged it….to show how woke they are….
But I guess this could also be his sister, my story is just a better version.
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Posted in:Emily Osment
2019
09
Sep
Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged….
CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t.
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Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW
2019
11
Mar
Lesbianism is a myth…
Especially when you were born a dude and turned into a girl like Caitlin Jenner only in your youth….due to the pressure of staying cute and hireable in the entertainment scene.
It doesn’t weird things to kids like Haley Joel when they get thrown in so young, and hyped up so much while young, He was Forrest and Jenny’s AIDS baby…he was in some seriously huge movies…then he hit puberty and Emily Osment was born…
So here she is comparing her tits to a set of girl tits to see how good of a job they did with their movie magic cuz you can cut the dick off the child star, but that don’t mean he don’t want to rub mound with other chicks still….
Hot Tub Party…it is Spring Break.
Posted in:Emily Osment
2018
05
Nov
People don’t really give Haley Joel Osment the credit he deserves, especially in this era of transgender….and not for his amazing acting ability in movies like AI and The Sixth Sense, but that like all famous males, he turned awkward at puberty, so he decided to get on the girl hormones and become Emily – cuz cute girls get more out of life and it’s far easier for them to get ahead…all they have to do is post silly pics in leggings, bikinis, fitness gear and everyone gets excited…while dudes have it a lot harder…so when you’re brought into this world young…you have a weird reliance on following, audience and fame…so you do what you gotta do..
So here he is…ass in the air in some new sexual position because no one is better to craft a new sex position that a dude…who pretends to be a girl..cuz dudes are fucking perverts and come up with pervert things…but when presented by a girl…it makes it far better…hotter…good…
That’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW
2018
14
Sep
Do you remember when Emily Osment was Haley Joel Osment…
Before Haley Joel Osment and his team, primarily his parents, decided they wanted to keep earning and new there was no hope for an awkward dude to act into adulthood, and that the only thing that people would buy into..is a cute girl…who pulls her tits out…on social media…
It’s the first celebrity Trans story since Jamie Lee Curtis…that no one hyped up, because they wanted to ignore it, make it disappear…and just have the people accept her and they use the right tactics…that a ho is a ho is a ho even if it was once a Haley Joe.
Here she is skinny dipping
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Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW
2018
06
Aug
Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring.
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2017
03
Oct
I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…
Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people…
I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle.
Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW
2017
15
Jun
I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened
We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family….
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