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2018

14

Sep

Emily Osment Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Do you remember when Emily Osment was Haley Joel Osment…

Before Haley Joel Osment and his team, primarily his parents, decided they wanted to keep earning and new there was no hope for an awkward dude to act into adulthood, and that the only thing that people would buy into..is a cute girl…who pulls her tits out…on social media…

It’s the first celebrity Trans story since Jamie Lee Curtis…that no one hyped up, because they wanted to ignore it, make it disappear…and just have the people accept her and they use the right tactics…that a ho is a ho is a ho even if it was once a Haley Joe.

Here she is skinny dipping

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2018

06

Aug

Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring.

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2017

03

Oct

Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…

Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people…

I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle.

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2017

15

Jun

Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened

We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family….

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2016

16

Aug

Emily Osment Social Media Cleavage of the Day

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Emily Osment, who is roped into the new Fappening, that is currently either a fake story, because all I’ve got is a screenshot of some folders and not what’s actually in said folders, but I think is how the other Fappening happened, so bitch better be scared, or not give a fuck, as anyone with a sex tape will say “sex is a natural thing” but if it’s a natural thing, if it’s so fucking natural, why doesn’t any single person on this site get sex ever…just a gang of virgins in the dark corner of the internet, the actual dark and sad because we can’t afford our electric bill corner of the internet, where we wait for the actual nerds to crack nude pics for us to feel like we have a purpose..

I guess we’ll find out once and for all if Emily Osment is Haley Joel with a Tit job – as I am sure it is because it just makes sense…

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2016

08

Aug

Emily Osment Got Tits of the Day

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Emily Osment is in a bikini showing off some tit….because I guess she wants to show the world her tits – because why else would she post a picture of her tits in a bikini – sure she’ll say it’s for her own personal collection? Her online visual and photographic diary that people just follow because they like her….but I don’t think anyone knows who the fuck she is…they barely know her more famous brother…

I like to make the same joke about Emily Osment because I am convinced she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…and the guys rarely carry their “cute kid” appeal into adulthood. Not everyone is Leonardo DiCaprio and those boyish good looks go into his 60s….

SO little dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…so playing a chick after getting fake tits…doing some character acting…is all he knows, what his parents trained he to do…reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….the family depends on him…

He would have probably had more success if he marketed the transition like a Jenner…

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…and stop coming back, even though you’re only here for the tits..

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2016

21

Jul

Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

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Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right…

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site…

EMILY-OSMENT

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