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2014

12

Feb

Emily Osment and Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikinis of the Day

I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11…

They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works…

That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…

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2014

23

Jan

Emily Osment Does Bondage of the Day

I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress…

You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues..

Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.

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2013

09

Apr

Emily Osment’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

Emily Osment, who we all know from her role in The Sixth Sense, when she used to be a pre-pubescent boy, before being ruined by puberty and forced to use his child star, Oscar nominee money, on getting the chop. A chop that allowed him to become this girl who is always in her bikini, because he knows what the people want, and he knows if he’s spent all this time and money on the sex change he might as well show off his assets, because ultimately, he was a boy once, and he knows that boys like sluts.

Not that posting a bikini pic makes you a slut, having a vagina does.

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2013

01

Apr

Emily Osment Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

It upsets me that no one has done any background or investigative research into my allegations that Emily Osment is just Haley Joel Osment dealing with falling off the deep end when no one thought he was cute anymore, you know when his appeal as the young boy in all the Steven Spielberg movies fizzled out thanks to puberty, leaving him sitting at home trying to mastermind how to pull this shit together and have a second chance, leading to some Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man / Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs / pretend you’re a girl, pose in your bikini cuz dudes are blinded by bikinis, and ride out your fame for a few more years…..I guess no one bothers, cuz he’s always in a bikini, which goes back to my previous point, guys are blinded by bikinis, and that’s all that fucking matters, until you end up going home with him after a lot of drinking only to find he’s pre-op , not that that would stop you, it’s not gay if there’s titty….

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2013

12

Mar

Emily Osment Bikini Pic of the Day

Emily Osment is Haley Joel after he went to Thailand to get his dick chopped off cuz being an awkward male child star post puberty is hard to deal with….and nothing a little chop / chop hormone therapy can’t fix…because girl’s have it easy…and all they need to do is get in a bikini for validation, even when the paparazzi don’t care to document them doing it, they can do it themselves….just turn to social media if you don’t believe me…so many hot bikini girls get 1000s of likes and follows for doing nothing but posing in a bikini…I mean even fat chicks who get naked on cam get followers…cuz dudes are pathetic and can’t help but liking anything and everything with a vag…..even when we hate them and their gold digging, fame whore, parasite who steal our freedom ways….

Unless she is in fact his sister who used his fame as a wrung in the ladder, to which I say who cares…she’s in a bikini, let’s celebrate, born with a dick or not.

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2013

18

Feb

Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini….

I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

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2013

07

Feb

Lookin Down Emily Osment’s Shirt on Social Media of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke, yes I have an ongoing Emily Osment joke, no I don’t know what that says about me, but I do know that no one laughs at it..because I haven’t been funny on the internet since 2005 when I realized the internet is a cold dark place and none of my jokes really mattered in this scary world….and even if they did matter some hack writer for some shitty TV show would just steal my one moment of gold and put it out there for the world to think he came up with it….but I still come back everyday to cry about those glory days that were hardly glorious at all…

Either way, the joke is that Emily Osment is the dude from Sixth Sense’s sister who has a career, while he’s just faded into awkward since puberty obscurity, never to be seen again, making me think he got on hormones, repackaged himself as this poptart, that’s why she’s showing off tit, cuz she’s so happy with how they’ve grown in, because dude’s an Oscar nominee at 6, and pulling this off would be easier than if he was Chaz Bono….

See…

No one laughed….

Here’s the pic…

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2012

19

Dec

Emily Osment Tits for Instagram of the Day


I don’t know much about Emily Osment, but I do know that she’s got a crazy fan base that send me hate mail everytime I say that she’s actually Haley Joel Osment after his sex stage cuz being a child star fucked him up so hard and the reality that he was no longer cute setting in at a young age, after having an addiction for being wanted…or deemed cute…has led to turning himself into a chick…cuz chicks always get love for being chicks…even when they are ugly…cuz guys are perverts and other girls are too nice to hate on them…..

Here are her hormonally enhanced breast on blast for instagram….wonder when she’ll get nominated for her next Oscar…like it was Sixth Sense all over again…

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2012

20

Nov

Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day


I think I am the only one who finds it funny to have a conspiracy theory about Emily Osment…you know that she’s Haley Joel Osment after his sex change…like this shit was Amanda Bynes in She’s a Man…or Rodney Dangerfield’s dainty Jonathan Brandis pre suicide in Ladybugs…pulling the broken child star out of the depths of hell…and re-packaging it as a cute girl…cuz no one cares about him anymore thanks to puberty and the only way to stunt that shit is hormone therapy….

It makes total sense to me…and here he is in a Corset…in what may be the least erotic pic I’ve seen of someone in a corset….I guess he hasn’t fully grasped how to move like a lady…

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2012

05

Nov

Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment….

You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked…

So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture….

Exactly.

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