Emily Osment, who is roped into the new Fappening, that is currently either a fake story, because all I’ve got is a screenshot of some folders and not what’s actually in said folders, but I think is how the other Fappening happened, so bitch better be scared, or not give a fuck, as anyone with a sex tape will say “sex is a natural thing” but if it’s a natural thing, if it’s so fucking natural, why doesn’t any single person on this site get sex ever…just a gang of virgins in the dark corner of the internet, the actual dark and sad because we can’t afford our electric bill corner of the internet, where we wait for the actual nerds to crack nude pics for us to feel like we have a purpose..

I guess we’ll find out once and for all if Emily Osment is Haley Joel with a Tit job – as I am sure it is because it just makes sense…

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Emily Osment is in a bikini showing off some tit….because I guess she wants to show the world her tits – because why else would she post a picture of her tits in a bikini – sure she’ll say it’s for her own personal collection? Her online visual and photographic diary that people just follow because they like her….but I don’t think anyone knows who the fuck she is…they barely know her more famous brother…

I like to make the same joke about Emily Osment because I am convinced she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…and the guys rarely carry their “cute kid” appeal into adulthood. Not everyone is Leonardo DiCaprio and those boyish good looks go into his 60s….

SO little dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…so playing a chick after getting fake tits…doing some character acting…is all he knows, what his parents trained he to do…reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….the family depends on him…

He would have probably had more success if he marketed the transition like a Jenner…

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…and stop coming back, even though you’re only here for the tits..

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Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right…

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site…

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Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on….

I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide…

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…

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I have a theory that I have written about pretty much every single time I’ve written about this Emily Osment character…

The theory, although probably just a figment of my imagination, that is a more interesting place than Hollywood, is that Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…like he was Bruce Jenner…because Bruce Jenner is a sensationalized clown…and Hayley Joel was the kid from the Sixth Sense…

So, my thinking is that he went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars….because he was at one point nominated for Oscars…

Like so many boy actors before him, being fed that he “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

But then he grew up, and no one cared, forgotten….which is probably rough on your self esteem, so rough that you turn yourself into a chick, because you know…tits get hits and as long as you show them off…people will be blinded by the tits..and that’s all you care about and all you need to have a career…

Or it could be his sister…but where’s the fun in that.

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Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…

He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute…

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