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2016

21

Jul

Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

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Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right…

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site…

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2016

11

May

Emily Osment Bra of the Day

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Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on….

I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide…

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2016

04

May

Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…

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2015

24

Jul

Emily Osment’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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I have a theory that I have written about pretty much every single time I’ve written about this Emily Osment character…

The theory, although probably just a figment of my imagination, that is a more interesting place than Hollywood, is that Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…like he was Bruce Jenner…because Bruce Jenner is a sensationalized clown…and Hayley Joel was the kid from the Sixth Sense…

So, my thinking is that he went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars….because he was at one point nominated for Oscars…

Like so many boy actors before him, being fed that he “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

But then he grew up, and no one cared, forgotten….which is probably rough on your self esteem, so rough that you turn yourself into a chick, because you know…tits get hits and as long as you show them off…people will be blinded by the tits..and that’s all you care about and all you need to have a career…

Or it could be his sister…but where’s the fun in that.

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2015

03

Jul

Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

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Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…

He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute…

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2015

30

Jan

Haley Joel Osment’s Breast Implants of the Day

I have this theory that Haley Joel Osment, who was oscar nominated at least once pre-puberty, didn’t like that no one cared about him after puberty, because he looked like some awkward cartoon character/retard, so he got a sex change, some tits and re-branded himself as Emily Osment, getting cast on some show…because people like girls better than boys…

He now She is up on some Bruce Jenner, his wife stole his balls and the girls got all the attention for being girls, this will make a good publicity stunt, because we are so fucking rich…I’ve lost my mind and that’s ok….

And here she is showing tit…

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2014

18

Nov

Emily Osment Fitness Porn of the Day

Her name is Emily Osment, I just always assumed she was her brother Haley Joel, who was at one point the Jennifer Lawrence of his Generation, you know getting Oscar Nominations as a child because he was just so innately talented at the craft of acting, before hitting puberty, and having everyone realize he’s no longer cute, so he went tranny to have a second go at a career his parents raped his youth for him to have…it was either that or turn to drugs and suicide…

Well now, she’s doing fitness poses, for some fitness brand, that probably paid her 3,000 – 10,000 dollars…and tranny or not, I dig the ass.

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2014

29

May

Emily Osment Does Big Cleavage of the Day

I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop…

Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor…

The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom…

Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work.

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2014

12

Feb

Emily Osment and Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikinis of the Day

I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11…

They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works…

That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…

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2014

23

Jan

Emily Osment Does Bondage of the Day

I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress…

You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues..

Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.

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