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2016

11

May

Emily Osment Bra of the Day

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Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on….

I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide…

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