I have a theory that I have written about pretty much every single time I’ve written about this Emily Osment character…

The theory, although probably just a figment of my imagination, that is a more interesting place than Hollywood, is that Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…like he was Bruce Jenner…because Bruce Jenner is a sensationalized clown…and Hayley Joel was the kid from the Sixth Sense…

So, my thinking is that he went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars….because he was at one point nominated for Oscars…

Like so many boy actors before him, being fed that he “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

But then he grew up, and no one cared, forgotten….which is probably rough on your self esteem, so rough that you turn yourself into a chick, because you know…tits get hits and as long as you show them off…people will be blinded by the tits..and that’s all you care about and all you need to have a career…

Or it could be his sister…but where’s the fun in that.

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