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2013

09

Apr

Emily Osment’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

Emily Osment, who we all know from her role in The Sixth Sense, when she used to be a pre-pubescent boy, before being ruined by puberty and forced to use his child star, Oscar nominee money, on getting the chop. A chop that allowed him to become this girl who is always in her bikini, because he knows what the people want, and he knows if he’s spent all this time and money on the sex change he might as well show off his assets, because ultimately, he was a boy once, and he knows that boys like sluts.

Not that posting a bikini pic makes you a slut, having a vagina does.

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