2024
17
May
The world is a crazy place, but I can only assume this dude is trying to relive the YourAubsome filling up the boat video in his own way.
You can’t really blame the motherfucker, girls dress too slutty for us to handle.
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2024
17
May
There’s a viral babe on social media who gets millions of views on her Youtube and instagram for being fun, hot, half naked and active.
She’s obviously on OnlyFans where she’s making the serious fucking money, but her content is built up around action sports, wake surfing, riding some dumb unicycle shit on tracks, all while wearing booty shorts jacked up her cunt and skimpy bikinis, which is not considered pornographic.
Her YT shorts have 10s of millions of views, she’s no joke and I am sure she’s cashing the fuck in without being a shameless gutter porn chick, while still using porn tactics, and that kind of cleverness is hotter than shameless gutter porn shit, so I’m a fan of it.
Here’s some of her videos…follow her HERE
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2024
27
Mar
The internet is such a creative hub of creative people doing creative things like finding creative ways to show off their tits…
This one’s a gem.
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2023
07
Nov
I don’t know the context of this fight, but I like that it’s a group of non fat white girls that look like they could be instagram models in their latest SKIMS products or ALO Yoga products that they bought to look like every other bitch out there.
There’s already been 2 million views on at least one posting of the video on the social media machine, so you know I’m on the cusp of all things viral on the internet, this is FINGER on the PULSE, which I’d rather be finger inside these angry and feisty bitches…cuz you know that passion is a better whilst performing a finger fuck…since everything is better whilst mid-finger fuck…..it’s so warm and inviting in there.
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2023
01
Nov
Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.
I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.
Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.
We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….
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2023
01
Nov
I hope your Halloween involved getting fist deep in some old witches before stealing their candy, not because you like the candy but because you want to save her from her diabetes….
Now that we’re all a bunch of boomers, the girls we land on a night like Halloween are not what they used to be, so hoping they don’t die from the party drugs you fed them, or the roofies because your costume was a “Date Rapist”, but instead of Diabetes….is a real fucking thing…
So Halloween may be over, but we’ll always have the sluts in costume, pretending to be something that they aren’t, using their tits and ass to generate as much attention, money, purpose as they can….
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2023
31
Oct
Never forget, in this world of people thinking their online clout is more important than their real life shame always stare at them with dirty looks to try to remind them of how stupid they fucking look….while also staring at their tits.
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2023
23
Oct
Her name is Calystabelle, which I don’t think is a real name, she has an INSTAGRAM .
I don’t think this was intentionally a fetish video, but that doesn’t mean we can’t watch it and turn it into one.
She has a bible verse in her bio, so you know she’s a good girl with good intentions, not aware that the whole generation of people has levelled down into a very sleazy and inappropriate place of exhibitionism.
It’s just style and fashion, but us perverts are well aware that it’s still something you can jerk off to.
SO the good news is that the hot mom in their mid 40s, have hot daughters in their early 20s, and they both have an understanding of being hot exhibitionists that dudes jerk off to on the internet while pretending to be nice girls with bible quotes in their bios!
The point of the story is that hot moms with hot daughters or hot daughters with hot moms make fucking either of them more fun….not that we’re fucking these dancing keep it in the family girls…but we can imagine we are, it’s the internet people!
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2023
20
Sep
This video was posted on Youtube a month ago. It was actually shown to me over the last few days as a recommendation and not because I was talking about placing creeper cams in public bathrooms as a joke, or even because I read a story about the family suing an airline because the flight waitress put a camera in the first class bathroom to watch their 15 year old daughter shit….
This video was being promoted to me because the Youtube machine things creeper cam content on the beach is totally fine…
So when you and your friends text each other those upskirts and cameltoes you see along the way, the unsuspecting girls, know that google will let you monetize that.
They won’t let me monetize any site I’ve wanted to, but if I walk the beach with a hidden cam and stop in front of hot chicks, to give the disabled loser at home who can’t walk the beach a cosplay or virtual experience….they’ll run ads to Club Med on the shit….
Crazy world….where creepers are rewarded…JUST NOT THIS CREEPER….
Oh….life as a cancelled before cancelled meant something loser…
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