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2023

23

Jun

A Dingo Ate her Baby Maker of the Day

One of the early Australian psy-ops that I can remember was the “A Dingo At My Baby” story….well here’s an update on that one, where the Dingo eats the baby maker…because why wait for a baby, especially in this era where pussy’s making babies is less common….because women are into hook-up culture, abortions, like they cry for abortions like it’s their religion, all to live lonely and empty existences with their cats thanks to Sex and the City paving the way for women to basically be gay men with a lot of fucking….

Anyway, either that or this bitch’s pussy smelled like lunch, which to a Dingo is likely a rotting animal…

Posted in:Videos

2023

16

Jun

Underwater Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Hot Outfit Girl Gets a Rose

Surfers in Bali

Getting Ready…..

Washing the Mirror

A Better Wipe Down

Hot Pottery Chick Makes a Dick

Fat Ass Works Out

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

14

Jun

Morning Motivation…..and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Surf Babe in Bali

Bitches Love Boats

Slutty Body Reveal

Climbing Bitch

Dumb Dancer

Posted in:Videos

2023

13

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in the Worst Sex Scene on TV of the Day

Nepo Baby Sam Levinson who only has a show because of who his family is, since his shit fucking sucks and the Weeknd who thinks he’s important because he’s been really fucking successful with his shitty fucking music that a lot of dumb people fucking love, so that he has to pretend he’s some kind of important tormented artist, have put together what is the worst series on TV about some Britney Spears inspired pop star who has fallen off, featuring Nepo Lily Rose Depp who confuses being naked and sexualized in a show as acting and not shitty clickbait….have put together some weird fucking sex scene that makes me feel uncomfortable…

People are saying “this is a sex scene written by people who have never had sex”, but I am sure they’ve all had a lot of sex in trying to find themselves in this scary world of being rich.

I think it’s more a sex scene written by lazy people trying to maximize the clickbait shockvalue, acted by people who don’t know what they are doing, in some weird attempt to compete with soulless porno, while being just as soulless..

You see the way to merge porn and mainstream is to bring the real sex to well written and well produced stories, but NOT to make some weird blue movie that dips a toe in porn, without going porn, but is written as bad as a porn…

So in the scene, which you’ve probably seen since I linked out to it on EGO ALL STARS , features Lily Rose Depp in some blindfold, being dirty talked to like you probably sext your AI bot maybe 10 years ago before your skill evolved, making for some cringe and uncomfortable, NON-HOT content, even with LILY ROSE DEPP simulating masturbation…with this fool badly controlling her while pretending to be all intense….in the worst fucking way….

Imagine, being that bad at writing a bullshit show, with the big budgets and all, only to make a Lily Rose Depp jerk off scene unwatchable, that requires effort…

It’s a fucking disgrace…LET REAL PERVERTS PRODUCE TV SHOWS HBO…I could bring you fucking hits all day, I’ve been perverted for decades….

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2023

13

Jun

Trans Tits at the White House of the Day

Some trans “model” or attention seeker used her very public appearance at the White House to go viral. It’s name Rose Montoya and he pulled his titties out at the White House, because of being classy and dudes having the right to go topless when and where they want, irregardless of decency, class, etiquette or respect to what is supposed to be a serious institution….where tits get flashed by special guests…TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK!

This was the excuse:

‘I had zero intention of trying to be vulgar or profane in any way, I was simply living in joy’

So I’m not American, but as an outsider, this is almost as weird as the shit we see in Canada…where the people in charge here are Trans Models, who you are not allowed to call a Tranny porn chick or tranny whore since tranny is no longer an acceptable term for these people who have some weird mental condition where they want to live life as women, despite being born men, because they are perverts or some shit…

There was a time when the porn category, which was always a top seller according to the porn company I worked for in the 90s was Tranny Porn and now it’s a hate crime to use that word…

There was also a time when the street whores I used to drive by on my weekly whore runs were half trannies and I’d screen profanities out the window, or trick them into thinking they had a customer, only to make tranny jokes because at the time that’s what they were….

Then all of a sudden the world shifted, maybe COVID happened and the powers that run the world, from corporations to governments, felt the face of homosexuality was chicks with dicks….

Then they started pushing that shit on kids, confusing them about their genders and just yesterday I saw a 9 year old boy dressed like a little slut in a crop top and daisy duke shorts in heels, despite being a 9 year old boy….they call it progress, I find it fucking disturbing and something that makes me instinctively want to puke…

Anyway, the reason everyone is mad at PRIDE month is because it’s not about pride, or celebrating dudes sticking cock in their ass, or dykes rubbing fishy cunt on each other’s legs….it’s about some weird freak show, so that the freaks know they have allies with a government party, and that they will stay true to that party since the other party is evil and mean, despite them being the fucking weird evil ones…

The point of the story is who you fuck or what you fuck shouldn’t be your identity, it’s fucking weird…and the gays I know don’t support this weirdness or feel like this shit represents them….it’s just some viral marketing bullshit that’s weird…

I like Jenna Jameson’s new wife’s take on her DYKE_NESS.

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Posted in:Videos

2023

12

Jun

Slutty Artist and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

More of the Slutty Artist

Pantyhose Girl

Ass on a Kayak

Ass on the Beach

Kite Boarding Babe

Butt Shaking

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

09

Jun

Big Tits from Reality TV Does Ozempik of the Day

So this trashy reality show pig of a woman named GG GOLNESA who I guess is going viral because she’s taking diabetes medication to lose weight…even though that’s not what it’s fr….

Her name may be GG, and she may like GG Allin after getting shit on on stage, but she’s got huge tits, so I’ll listen to her push taking diabetes medication for vanity projects like dropping the pounds like a Kardashian…

I love eating disorders or anything to fat the fat chick life, while maintaining the big tits makes it better…

The story is she was 138 pounds, took the celebrity weight loss vanity pill that she’s pushing on her fans, despite not being diabetic which isn’t FDA….is now 110 pounds and still has her tits…..

She totally recommends it to everyone looking to get hotter for the summer….because fat is gross….

The only thing that I find offensive in all this is that during COVID, they were saying IVERMECTIN, a FDA approved anti-parasite medication which was having promising results was HORSE PASTE and anyone who prescribed it for OFF LABEL purposes was to be ARRESTED and lose their doctor license…

Yet these motherfuckers are wrongfully prescribing Diabetes mets…

IT’s almost like they WANT you to have parasites…..

WHY?

Posted in:Videos

2023

09

Jun

Deep Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Bitches on Boats

Bikini Surf Bod

Blonde Dancer

Panty Hose

Giant Booty

Dance Dance

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

08

Jun

Pussy Skin Care and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Surf Chick in Bali

Long Hair Girl

Crossdresser Weirdness

Panty Dance

Pyjama Ass Shake

Hotel Room Tour

Flexible

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

06

Jun

Bitches Love Boats and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Van Life Outdoor Shower

Girl in Short Shorts in Bed

Girl and her 12 Gauge

Snorkler

Abs Girl

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!