Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

2022

Sep

I don’t know how many generations back Kate Beckinsale’s “Elite” goes. I know her parents were famous, but I don’t know if that was just by hard work and NOT selling their soul, or if they are from some original bloodline of reptiles that link back to Vlad the Impaler, the original Dracula, but it would make for a fun twist that would explain why she still looks this hot at 49.

I get that fitness, diet, being rich, being obsessive, napping a lot from not having anywhere to be, with strategic surgeries or injections can buy a bitch some extra years, but that’s not enough of a reason for me to still consider her this hot at 49.

There has to be some reason besides taking loads from young guys cuz she’s unable to have kids, she’s 49.

So I’m sticking with – she’s a vampire, nothing else makes sense.