I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2022

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Underboob of the Day

Pete Davidson tainted Kate Beckinsale who I guess was one stop on his ritualistic climb to the top of the food chain, ending up on Kim Kardashian, I guess is the top of the food chain, because in her food chain it’s about who eats the most souls of the people beneath her…..

Obviously, to the average spectator is a downgrade from even an old as shit Kate Beckinsale, because Kim K is old as shit too…she’s just about double the size of Beckinsale and about 1/100th the hotness, or less, depending on how disgusted you are by her freakish surgeries, procedures, body shape, and contribution to the destruction of humanity through vapid, social media, narcissism, and money grubbing….

But to the insider, the Kim K touch, is the best marketing hustle, the richest, the gold standard in “I’ve made it in the culture”…..which is sad..

No one, except Beckinsale’s creepy fans knew that she was fucking Pete, but they’d be mad at her fucking anyone, they’re the old school fan boy who rages when their girl gets dicked, it taints them for them and that upsets them…..kinda like Bieber fans being mean to his wife…they just can’t handle their love being violated by something that looks like he has AIDS…..

Point being, Beckinsale has still not rotted out, she still looks good, she still seems slutty, and I like it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Beckinsale

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!