Here’s Dove Cameron in what I’ll assume is some Met Gala satanist event that only the very special COVID immune because they are rich fucks get to attend in silly fucking costumes as the peasants look on in envy, which to me, at this stage in the game of Hollywood’s collapse, is pretty idiotic to partake in, yet these idiots all line up to partake in it, because they think they are special, or they are forced to by their teams to stay relevant, when I look at it and see nothing but a boring ass, lame ass, disgusting ass, event filled with the worst kind of trash, celebrating high fashion when looking like a bad costume party, in some weird fucking rich person ritual that you know ends with PIZZA eating…..because Hailey Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Jonas Brother, Kim K and Pete Davidson all left the event to eat PIZZA, a fact that I know without even watching any of this shit because it’s totally uninteresting to me….but they just can’t hide their symbolism of being satanic predators, or victims of satanic predators, like Dove Cameron who feels like a broken, lost, depressing girl in every social media post she posts….that may happen when you were once the PIZZA they all ate….assuming that conspiracy is legit….and really, conspiracy asides, these idiots planning this event like it matters, you know trying on outfits, and working with a team to get the right costume, is as lame as the fucking event is…..

If you’re rich and famous, why the fuck would you bother wasting your time going to this bullshit….some people even pay to go to this bullshit….don’t they have better things to do like not go to a stupid fucking event amongst a bunch of unimpressive assholes….weird.

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