It’s times like this that I wish I lived in Russia, I mean I always wish that I lived in Russia, mainly because of the hot women, the cool dress code and cars and really the whole communism…or aftershock of communism….because when you’re based in Russia and the celebrities come after you for posting their leaked nudes, that they probably leaked themselves, showcasing their fake titty, you can just let them try to find you in your vodka soaked stupor…and laugh at their lawyer letters in peace…

Her name is apparently Dove Cameron, she’s a Disney chick and there’s no real evidence this is her and her fake tits, but it seems like it’s a right of passage for these girls to release the nudes and we like nudes, even when they don’t have a celebrity tie in….because nudity is fun!

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We get it Dove Camerons, you’re some dark and edgy rich kid from the Disney Channel, who was likely put through some pretty abusive shit in her career as a rich kid from Disney living out her mom’s dreams, assuming she’s not from one of their subterranean cloning labs, which I don’t.

Now she’s all gothic and rock and roll, maybe even satanic and looking like some kind of demon out of a horror movie, or just some alien whore from a Sci-Fi movie, just human enough to not feel like you’re dick’s going to get eating off by her alien cunt…

All black haired and weird platform boot, with a tit hanging out of a bikini top, with no eyebroes and what looks like some KLINGON forehead prosthetic, which obviously you TREK nerds that I know exist will probably cum all over your gamer chairs because pathetic, virgin, almost kissed a girl once, it’s not your fault, it’s AUTISM…

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Dove Cameron is a big star who gives off “broken rich girl destroyed by the industry” vibes…..from her gay father being killed off…to her career as a child star who had her weird looking co-star boyfriend killed off…it’s almost like she’s textbook for mind control or trauma based mind control so that she keeps on earning for her handlers…

Her goth, cutter with mental health issues vibe is one that I don’t find hot in a world of everyone having mental health issues, but it is a fun take on child star turned fake bad girl, with all this damage, while having no real substance or experience outside of her coddled and babysat realm to really have the character building experiences people with actual problems have….

But none of that takes away from her weird selfie panty flash content, all intense and weird, since even rich girls from the industry can be fucking wack-a-doodle nutcases too!

Here’s to weird celebs taking slutty upskirt selfies.

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Dove Cameron may be a weird child star that seems like she’s a victim of trauma based mind control, or at least the abuse from a weird industry that gets them put on all the anti-depressants they can with their bullshit mental health diagnosis despite mental health being a fucking myth…..

What I am saying is that she looks like a teen cutter who works at the Dairy Queen, where she shows off her scars like they are trophies and at night she runs a tumblr where she posts up poetry and pictures of demons…you know an all around happy girl…

Luckily, her artistry and whoredom have united with this slutty selife, that’s really just a perky tit shadow, but that’s a perky tit and a skinny waste shadow, which you could pretty much jack off to and that’s fucking interesting…isn’t it…

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Dove Cameron, who I guess is a Disney Kid turned grown up, creeps me the fuck out because she reminds me of a demon in horror movie….either ready to kill herself or someone in her immediate surroundings. Its’ a dark cloud and I can’t figure it out, but I don’t spend time trying to figure out Dove Cameron…I hardly know who she is.

I just don’t know if she has a soul, but if she does it’s definitely not shining through in any pics I’ve ever seem of her.

I almost think that she’s not even a real person, just an AI model like Britney Spears….

I don’t really know what she’s famous for, but she’s really fucking famous and I’m really only interested in her dead eyes doing racy things like wearing what look like plastic shirts, that have titty shine through….because you don’t need a soul, or to be human, or really to have any sort of personality besides “sex robot” for me to appreciate that.

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If they dystopian future terrifies you, knowing that you’ll be living in pods, eating bugs, basically restricted in your movement, given social credit tokens you can use to buy porn or junk food for good behavior, policed by those boston robotics dogs people think are so cute because they haven’t realized they are being built to turn on them, while the elite live in their palaces, able to travel the world to all the great places that are no longer populated by us, the slave class…

Well, here’s Dove Cameron, who is a creepy Disney kid I assume is human trafficked or mind controlled, because she consistently creeps me out, even if she’s skinny in her tight pink dress, tits pushed up and face looking like it wants to eat your soul……posing with a delivery robot….the future is now motherfucker…RUN….go OFF grid….BUNKER yourself…or stare at tits on screen mindlessly while everything around you collapses…

Either way, babes and robots, nerd shit….

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The internet says that this is a Dove Cameron nipple slip….I don’t see the nipple, but I also don’t really know who Dove Cameron is, other than super fucking famous, from some Disney-type shit, working in movies, tv and in music, releasing albums and touring and shit to get money from every angle, which I guess is knowing way more about Dove Cameron that I should, but I guess I am just a prisoner to the celebrity blog realm posting the relevants of the era doing their sluttiest work to get attention, to branch out from some candy-coated boring ass shit so the fans don’t turn on them, like getting topless in photoshoots where shadows are called nipples….boring.

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Dove Cameron or Chloe Celeste Hosterman is some Disney kid who has 45 million followers even though most people have no idea who she is, which I guess doesn’t really matter, when 45 million people on social media do who know she is.

I’ve seen her random weird gothic, moody, emotionally unstable, freakish sad girl content for a while now and it always reminds me of the Suicide Hotline she probably never calls, but acts like she’s about to call…..

You know she’s part of the agenda pushing to bring kids down and not bring them up, posting shit like her crying with rants about her identity vs self, like a typical lost sold to the industry puppet who is handled and controlled, confused and depressing, in part becasue they killed off her dad when she was 15 so they could really trauma based mind control her….

These are a couple of pictures she posted of herself that are freaking me out….so I figured I’d post them here to freak you out….because young owned starlets in their weird outfits can be dark and weird, but they still have TITTY….

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Dove Cameron creeps me out, more now that I saw she wore a bra top that may not be this bra top, but another bra top to hang with Alan Cummings, who may be the devil himself, because he looks that way and he had to get a career as lucrative as his by doing some kind of goat sacrifices at the weird elite sex parties, it’s the only thing that makes sense!

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IT would make sense since Dove Cameron is this weird industry creation that brings her depression and weirdness to her social media, low frequency shit, from boyfriends and father’s being sacrificed for her fame, but you probably wouldn’t want being the downer energy your kids looked up to, but that the system wants your kids looking up to, so they have downer energy too!

There was a time when things were less depressing, but at least she’s in a bra, I guess

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Dove Cameron is some freakish super famous child star who I guess came out of Disney, which isn’t rally saying much, since Disney owns basically every media company out here, so anyone who works is working for Disney, but either ways, she’s a dark energy that seems like she’s suicidal most of the time, convenient, since her dad apparently off-ed himself too, you know, happy uplifting talent needed to keep the kids on their SSRIs!

Her captions are weird, her photos are weird, and her NUDES are clearly pretty fucking weird!

Maybe she thinks this is high concept, the bouquet in focus with her out of focus in the reflection, but it reminds me of something I’d buy at the flea market to put on the wall in my trailer park home, you know classy for trash, not that trailer parks are trash anymore, all the Gen Z kids are living in 100,000 dollar vans, it’s the future or whatever!

Anyway, the point of the story is that this is some backpages caliber escort agency website nude, but she is nude, you can’t see bush or pussy lips or any of that good stuff, but it’s a nude, it counts, fuck you!

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