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2022

25

Mar

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

Dove Cameron’s some weirdo Disney Kid who has rebuilt herself, probably not form the ground up, you know some sort of person rebuild, deprogramming all the insanity that’s been fed to her when they cultivated her into being an influential person to young people, you know to do her part to destroy society, like she was trained to.

Her rebuild was more a new face, new hair, new attidude, and for whateever reason, everything she does creeps me the fuck out…either these are face filters, or she’s on heavy antidepressants, because when I look at her, even with her tits out, I’m like this bitch is dead on the inside…

I don’t know why anyone would look up to a dead on the inside bitch, but I’ll I don’t look up to them, I look at their tits, that’s what matters here.



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2022

07

Feb

Dove Cameron Braless of the Day

Dove Cameron’s a hugely famous Disney Star who has jacked up her face like all girls in her generation because that’s how weird narcissism and selfie taking has evolved….YOU MUST TURN YOURSELF INTO AN INSTAGRAM FILTER IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE FULL DIGITAL STATUS….and I hate it because it’s non human, CGI shit, worse than jerking off to a FLESHLIGH…not by FUCKING the Fleshlight…just staring at the rubber vagina and thinking “THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS”…which for some people it probably is…

Anyway, Disney star, who acts creepy and like all these other people who have had traumatic childhoods, only in her case it is probably REAL traumatic, it’s a small price to pay for fame…or for money your parents need…..

Well, she’s in a wifebeater, her nipples hard, it’s semi see through, and even though it’s not the mid 90s at a punk rock show anymore, I still find sheer wifebeater nip hot…and you should too.

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2022

10

Jan

Dove Cameron Nude Selfie of the Day

Dove Cameron is some weirdo Disney Kid who has one of the creepier or more depressing instagram feeds, one that really almost validates the whole trauma based mind control conspiracy that’s out there around child stars…you know, break them down to have multiple personalities, never really knowing their true alter ego, then traumatizing them by killing off their parents, or other kids in the same system as them…which could just be the premise of a Sci/Fi movie, obviously making the entertainment / media empire that primarily targets kids or produces content for kids evil….a no brainer….but like I said, if you watch the evolution of her face injected face, or the content on her instagram feed, it doesn’t make a good case for “I’m just so happy, living my best life, a super famous money maker who is having the time of her life”….if anything it’s like some creepy cry for help communicating with us through code….

I don’t put too much thought into it, I just celebrate when the selfies, or the reflection selfis, become nudes in heels, because I’m a pervert and don’t care about the inner workings, personalities, or basically anything but the nudes when it comes to these people….I don’t even care about their acting work….because I doubt I’ev even seen a Dove Cameron “joint”….but I have seen these low level nudes and I like em…so mysterious.

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2021

17

Dec

Dove Cameron Flashing Bra of the Day

OH…this Dove Cameron girl from Disney who is now an adult, does not make a good case for the whole conspiracy that these young Disney kids are involved in some top level MK ULTRA mind controlling mechanisms that I think they call MONARCH PROGRAMMING, but I haven’t really looked into it…

What I do know is that when I see her updated bullshit, her pronouns, her BLM support, other catch phrases….coupled with her looking medical, half crazy, possibly suicidal…intense and dead in the eyes at the very least…

Where even her bra pics, with her face fillers and make-up, kind of depress me…like she has no soul, like she has no hope….like she’s dark and sad…

It makes me uncomfortable, but luckily, I’ve dealt with whores who are half dead, physically or spiritually or both and I don’t let their bullshit get in the way of me staring at their TITTIES..

As if I feel sorry for some overpaid industry puppet…I DON’T, they are all garbage with no souls in my eyes….so here she is playing “hot” or mysterious or half dead…who KNOWS.

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2021

17

Nov

Dove Cameron’s Bra of the Day

Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out, but so do all celebrities, I’m just here for the tits. Celebri-Titties….because when I take the time to look at them, to look in their eyes, to look into their backstory, to see what they’re about always freaks me out…it’s like a horror movie, but real life, as people praise the monsters in front of us.

This could be because they represent evil, or because I have exhausted myself posting celebs on this site for close to 20 years, which is too much.

I spoke to someone today about a blog I came across and they said “what are blogs, aren’t those from 10 years ago, do they still exist”…Yes…apparently they do and thy are horrible…soul sucking…because everyone gets their news on TikTok….

But blogs being old tech and lame aside, celebs being evil or victims that give off bad energy aside, we’re here for the titties…celebri-titties…and these are DOVE CAMERONS…a Disney Star so you know she’s legit…but that nipple cover heart emoji that reminds me of all the Valentine’s I didn’t get in Elementary school are TRIGGERING me for more disappointment…just hearty reminder of disappointment.

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2021

10

Nov

Dove Cameron Brings the Pantyhose Weirdness!

What the fuck is the mind control slave into…

Dove Cameron, that’s the name they gave her when they were programming her, her real name is CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN, but she probably doesn’t like visiting that VERSION of herself, they’ve put too much work into disassociating her from it….fuck CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN…no one wants that one….they want DOVE…

Anyway, she’s a Disney species, possibly a hybrid human, I don’t know what weirdness goes down in the Disney Training camps, I just know they use it to destroy the brains of young people in the most subtle way. Thanks WALT for that master vision you fuck…

When are they going to unfreeze that motherfucker, they probably already have and they’re keeping him from us….JERKS…

Anyway, DOVE is beyond famous, with over 44.5 million followers on her instagram alone, you know that she’s a force in the industry, which is surprising since not that many people even know who she is.

More interesting, her instagram is the most unstable, near suicide, darkness if you catch it on the right day….

In this shoot she’s got the Gucci pantyhose, because she’s no drug store pantyhose shopper, she’s famous and high profile and probably involved with Gucci on a paid partnership level.

Her caption with this selfie shoot is:

nothin makes you smaller than bein a big man

What the fuck does that mean? It is definitely a reminder that she is fucking weird….dark….and not in an artsy and inspiring way…in a fucking SINISTER way…

BUT CHECK OUT THOSE FANY PANTYHOSE…right..

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2021

26

Oct

Dove Cameron Weird Again of the Day

Don’t do any research on Beta Kitten programming, because it will give you a totally different perspective on all these Disney Produced starlets, especially the ones who produce some of the weirdest, creepiest, dead eyed shit like this…

Dove Cameron, who I only hear about when her boyfriend was had an Untimely Death, one of Natural Causes at 20 years old, as 20 year olds die of natural causes all the time…even before the clot shots…his name was Cameron and he was in Adam Sandler movies….

Point being, her real name isn’t Dove, her actual father committed suicide for being gay, even though I thought gay meant happy and thus not something you’d suicide over….I mean the whole killing yourself for being gay thing is fucking weird…just go fuck some dudes…

I’ve actually been accused of being gay, I have a gay twang when I speak, I blame low testosterone, but you’d be called a homophobic hate crime if you said gays had lower testosterone….but yeah, I get called gay all the time…I have a site that makes fun of hot famous chicks…what could be gayer….but I always say if I was gay, I’d be fucking dudes…it’d be easier than fucking girls…and there’s amble dudes to fuck…so that argument just doesn’t hold much weight…it’s called a BATH HOUSE…

The point is, this is smutty, slutty, creepy, maybe even ceremonial or a ritual….and it’s right out of a horror movie….like is this a human, is she ok, doesn’t make me want to jerk off to a celeb, it makes me want to find people who know her to save a bitch…which is the TOTALLY wrong approach to my daily analysis of celebrity social media posts that I do in these parts…

WEIRD AS FUCK….but she’s a skinny blonde in a nightgown with her tits out, so besides the demonic, soulless, dead eyes, in what seems like a possessed horror basement prison, it’s about as good as a cry for help could be….right!

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2021

22

Oct

Dove Cameron Hard Nipples and Slit Wrists of the Day

I’ve been saying that Dove Cameron’s a scary fucking soulless personality that crawled out of the Disney offices like she was a vaccine mandate…

I’ve been saying that there’s something really dark about her and her content that creeps me out, but what the fuck do I know, I’m not invited to the mind controlling seminars they put these kids through, I just know that they are not a normal breed of human because they’ve been raised in the industry, which really may be as menacing and fucked up as it gets, you know just being famous when young when not being normal….but I like to think that when the level of money goes into making a famous person, because it requires money, there’s probably a lot of behind the scenes deals made along the way….ones that could VERY likely destroy a person at their core, maybe even make them not realize who they even are, as they wait on their next orders…

They need these people to push agendas..and I am not sure what Dove Cameron’s agenda is, I just know she’s posting some hard nipple underwear selfies, with what look like bandages on her wrist, in some cry for help, or maybe a little symbolism for those who know, I’m not an expert, I just look at the tits, and I guess the face, because she’s DOPEY looking as fuck….so many injections, not enough time…

She’s a fucking muppet….she’s a FUCKING muppet…that CAN’T BE A REAL face…it’s not a face…it’s a MUPPET face because she knows that’s her role as an industry puppet….but the kind of doll you’d probably want to jack off on…which isn’t saying much…since you jack off on dolls nightly already and they aren’t even famous Disney Kids.

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2021

14

Oct

Dove Cameron Side Boob of the Day

Dove Cameron Side Boob

Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out, I don’t really know why, because she checks off all my pervert boxes. A weird young celebrity with a muppet face in skimpy clothing showing 60 percent maybe 65 % of her tit for some soulless selfie knowing she needs to sexualize her hot body, she’s got it for a reason, and it best make her some money or at least allow her to compete with all the other sluts out there, we’re a nation of fucking perverts and perverts like pervert content…especially when it comes down from the top, or from the mainstream celebrity world, knowing that’s what it takes to compete for likes and follows, because it means we’ve found a great place to be in terms of a society…one who doesn’t really care about talent or success or really a prolific career already at her young age…we care about tits….REDUCE THEM ALL TO TITS they say….except when I do it, I’m a misogynist toxic masculine male which is funny due to my low testosterone and tits…like if this is what MACHO has become….a 51 year old broke ass married to a fat chick who writes a blog like a teen girl about celebrities….we’re doomed….but you already knew that.

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2021

09

Sep

Dove Cameron Cleavage of the Day

Dove Cameron just reminded me of a story I saw about Demi Lovato apparently calling her fans and followers out and telling them to produce porn.

I tried to find the actual quote from her, but it’s a meme that’s circulating, so it could be alie, but I will say that she’s another Disney kid who is pushing the evil agenda of indoctrinating young girls into a weird sexual, transgender, heroin using and abusing and overdosing life…these people are fucked.

I realize that Dove Cameron is not Demi Lovato, but they’re all cut from the same cloth, exploited by their parents as kid, paid a lot of money, trained to do what they are told to do, designed to push smut on kids that they don’t need, whether it’s shitty entertainment products, or actual products, I don’t fucking know…they are pitch men with vaginas…although Demi Lovato’s vagina is questionable…her existence is the foundation of celebrity….

Dove Cameron creeps me out as much as Demi Lovato does, but at least she’s made herself hotter with her face injections, because she was a bit of a troll when she was younger, all while Lovato has made herself weirder, maybe it’s the brain damage from the drug overdose that should have got her exiled, but instead, they want to normalize drug overdoses cuz they want you having drug overdoses….

Obviously, both are shells of humans and both are designed to lie to young people about whatever they are told to lie about to push whatever they are pushing…

So fuck em all….while staring at their tits…I mean this one’s got some tits…

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