Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out, but so do all celebrities, I’m just here for the tits. Celebri-Titties….because when I take the time to look at them, to look in their eyes, to look into their backstory, to see what they’re about always freaks me out…it’s like a horror movie, but real life, as people praise the monsters in front of us.

This could be because they represent evil, or because I have exhausted myself posting celebs on this site for close to 20 years, which is too much.

I spoke to someone today about a blog I came across and they said “what are blogs, aren’t those from 10 years ago, do they still exist”…Yes…apparently they do and thy are horrible…soul sucking…because everyone gets their news on TikTok….

But blogs being old tech and lame aside, celebs being evil or victims that give off bad energy aside, we’re here for the titties…celebri-titties…and these are DOVE CAMERONS…a Disney Star so you know she’s legit…but that nipple cover heart emoji that reminds me of all the Valentine’s I didn’t get in Elementary school are TRIGGERING me for more disappointment…just hearty reminder of disappointment.

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