What the fuck is the mind control slave into…

Dove Cameron, that’s the name they gave her when they were programming her, her real name is CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN, but she probably doesn’t like visiting that VERSION of herself, they’ve put too much work into disassociating her from it….fuck CHLOE CELESTE HOSTERMAN…no one wants that one….they want DOVE…

Anyway, she’s a Disney species, possibly a hybrid human, I don’t know what weirdness goes down in the Disney Training camps, I just know they use it to destroy the brains of young people in the most subtle way. Thanks WALT for that master vision you fuck…

When are they going to unfreeze that motherfucker, they probably already have and they’re keeping him from us….JERKS…

Anyway, DOVE is beyond famous, with over 44.5 million followers on her instagram alone, you know that she’s a force in the industry, which is surprising since not that many people even know who she is.

More interesting, her instagram is the most unstable, near suicide, darkness if you catch it on the right day….

In this shoot she’s got the Gucci pantyhose, because she’s no drug store pantyhose shopper, she’s famous and high profile and probably involved with Gucci on a paid partnership level.

Her caption with this selfie shoot is:

nothin makes you smaller than bein a big man

What the fuck does that mean? It is definitely a reminder that she is fucking weird….dark….and not in an artsy and inspiring way…in a fucking SINISTER way…

BUT CHECK OUT THOSE FANY PANTYHOSE…right..

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