I don’t know if this is really the key to Kate Beckinsale’s not aging, I’m more into thinking she’s got VAMPIRE blood in her and is some kind of baby eating reptilian who just hasn’t allowed her skin suit to age the way the other reptilian skin suits age, because of vanity….
But she is doing some sit ups while hanging upside down in some fitness gear and there’s clearly a fetish in this somewhere…maybe a fitness fetish, a MONKEY BAR FETISH, which I can’t imagine ever being a good fetish to have unless you work at Disney…maybe it’s on a BDSM level of “REACH FOR IT BITCH”…or maybe you’re just into Kate Beckinsale, the fact she’s still hot in her 40s, a mom of a full grown pussy of its own…and jerking off to all the young dick she has fucked excites you.
I just remembered she was one of the celebrities that Pete Davidson’s illuminati handlers pretended he dated when building his profile as a “legit” celebrity despite being zero fucking funny….clearly an owned puppet….but I will assume his dick was in Beckinsale before it was in a Kardashian as part of their marketing their new DISNEY show….
Suspicious stories….and not just because his dad “died” in 9/11…..but that’s part of it….
When you know everything is run by an evil group, it’s hard to buy into any of this being organic or not evil.
I am definitely taking sides with Kanye, who is clearly some mind controlled idiot too, probably a satanist pretending to be a Christian, but I did watch his documentary and he is a legit genius, his mom was a very supportive mom, and I have a feeling they took her away, so they could have him all for themselves….but I also think the Kardashians are demons designed to destroy society….which they are…so anything calling out those horrible people, especially from an insider who has kids with them, is probably worth listening to….even if it’s all part of their shitty marketing campaigns…
I went on a bit of a tangent here, the point of the story was “check out old bitch Kate Beckinsale doing upside down ab work that could inspire you to think she may be able to suck her own dick” like it was Pete Davidsons…you like that…right.
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