Here’s one of those idiotic moments caught on tape because these young idiots need to document everything they do so that they know it happened, or so they can brag about how it happened, so they end up doing totally illegal shit on tape, thinking they can’t get arrested for things like robbing, raping, or driving fast on the freeway in a super car….street racing some other super car….because you are rich from selling panty pics on instagram, the lowkey porn site…..or because the people you associate with are rich from the internet…because if I’ve learned anything about social media…it’s rewarded a lot of dumb people with huge amounts of money….basically money obsolete to a generation of idiots…who don’t actually work….they’ve gamed the system, which is kind of amazing, because when you hear them speak they are so fucking dumb….but like I always say, if you’ve got tits and a following, or just tits, and you aren’t a millionaire, you’ve done fucked up hard…like you almost have to TRY to not be a millionaire when you’ve got tits…kinda like how I actively try to fail…I wonder why that is….why win, when you can lose, not that racing a lambo looking vehicle on the freeway is my idea of winning, it’s actually up there with the cheesiest thing to do with money…I prefer trucks.
Anyway, the reality star dancer, who feels like dancing, thanks to being sold to the industry as a child, has a great dancing ass, and the stamina to ride dick with rhythm and good times….
I find dancing idiotic, but I do think fucking a dancer is something you should all do once, because their passion and artistry can work wonders on you face or your dick, even a small and uneventful dick…Dance Dance.
All this to say, maybe your fetish is bad women drivers driving fast, life on the line shit, because looking death in the face on the road makes you cum….there’s a movie about it, so it must be a fetish…and here it is for you to jerk off to….
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