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2019

22

May

Jordyn Jones Tits of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty tits

Jordyn Jones still being slutty at this music festival cuz that is the whole point of music festivals, especially EDC…and I guess the whole point of Jordyn Jones…who is she again? and I guess the whole point of all women because that’s why they have tits and a pussy hole people…to SEDUCE MEN INTO MAKING BABIES IN THEM THAT THEY ABORT CUZ BABIES SUCK…or KEEP cuz they are 30 and like the idea of a monthly check from a rich guy for 18 years….

Again, nothing to do with Jordyn Jones and her exciting costume…but really who cares about Jordyn Jones man, when we can talk about young girls getting abortions cuz they like being cummed inside like in the creampie porn they used to watch in the Sixth grade….you generation of fucking pervs….


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2019

20

May

Jordyn Jones Ass Out of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts who like her…

I guess it was some EDC..or ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL to those who don’t know…now you know…

Which is some music festival that targets all the bros and slutty girls of the instagram who like to RAVE bro…because RAVES are seriously fucking mainstream, on some Game of Thrones level mainstream…no longer illegal in warehouses…but rather bigger than a Backstreet Boys Concert at the peak of their career.

I used to spend time at Raves, it’s how I met DJs, I was an alcoholic, and would sneak booze in their record bags when they used records….and I’d sit there drinking til 10 am…watching mindless idiots dancing on drugs…thinking “I wonder if this will ever be less nerdy and embarrassing for people”….

I don’t know when Electronic music and rave drugs went fully mainstream, but it’s been interesting to see all the bros and sorority girls get into it…cuz what was once wet t-shirt contests for them is now skimpy rave outfits and massage pits…that were designed for the nerds…and here’s Jordyn Jones doing hr best EDC with her ass out…

I guess I’ll use this opportunity to do a compilation of all the girls of EDC from instagram cuz they are all sluts who you should look at….cuz that’s why they are dressed so ridiculously…

I gave up on the search after 3 minutes…it was too annoying.

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2019

24

Apr

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty of the Day

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty

Tom Jones and January Jones’ baby Jordyn is starting to figure out this social media, instagram shit….

Get half naked, put it out there, let it ride, people will like you better than when you are in clothing cuz we are all fucking perverts…but don’t give the people to much nudity cuz then they’ll see what they want to see, the tease over, the shamelessness replaces the excitement and all of a sudden the people hate you, despite still loving the nudes…

So the key to success in slutty on social media is to keep your SLOP HOLE in your panties, but show your panties….with silly captions like “which panties should I wear today”…or “just chilling”…or “no filter”…or “woke up like this’….or who the fuck cares…COCKTEASE into success.

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2019

16

Apr

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty

Jordyn Jones looks like she likes to have a good time…

I love that every instagram photo looks like a dramatic Playboy shot of the 1970s – when it was an original thing…

All dramatic, grasping her face, like a Southern Girl who’s horse just ran off…

A Damsel in Distress…

Like her puppy just died…

Dramatic…but so badly done….

Half naked though…makes it AIGHT by me…that means ALRIGHT in 2002 speak…which is probably when this bitch was born.


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2019

09

Apr

Jordyn Jones – Booty Pose of the Day

Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ illegitimate children…and like so many illegitimate children before her, from broken homes, she’s out there trying to get noticed by men doing slutty poses in a squat…because these girls love the way it makes their asses look full..

I have unfortunately been on her instagram and seen what the women she pretends is her mom looks like….and we hope for her sake that the January Jones story is fact and not myth, because her mom is about 300 pounds, which from experience is exactly where Jordyn Jones will end up….first she fattens up her ass, then she has a few kids and next thing you know she is with her family at the all you can eat buffet talking about the glory days of when she was hot and famous…

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2019

04

Apr

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Bikini

Jordyn Jones.

Good times.

Right?


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2019

15

Mar

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, but I am old now…and like all young pussy in a bikini….

There was a time when I’d be like “She’s fat, her face is fucked, she’s got one fucking foot, she’s in a wheel chair”…and now…I’m like BRING IT…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media or more…and I can assume this wild and racy…is just a product of being raised on porn and social media whores…and it’s great..


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2019

20

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini

We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before…

I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing..

But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole.

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2018

20

Nov

Jordyn Jones Instathot of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty Instagram Bikini Selfie

Jordyn Jones is January Jone’s illegitimate daughter with Tom Jones, maybe it was Tommy Lee Jones…I don’t have my facts straight, I am too distracted by some dancing chick in provocative outfits doing provocative poses for social media because that’s where she’s got her following and all the girls are doing it.

She’s 18 or 19 now, you know still jailbait for an average pervert, but what makes me concerned is that the perverts who actually know who she is, are probably not like you and me, just learning about her through her provocative content, but instead are fucking disgusting weirdos because who know she got her start on some Disney Dance show when she was 10 years old…and unfortunately I know that Youtube and Disney Channel caters to as many grown men watching with their kids, as it does little kids, and grown men who just happen to be subscribed to the Disney Channel sucked into the show…because that’s how marketing works and that’s probably why all these Disney Kids off themselves in various ways….being sexualized by their parents to the industry, then sexualized to the fan and grown men at a young age, is fucking dark and twisted….but stage parents don’t care…they’ll sell out anything for that chance and rich and famous.

Pretty fucking vile humans out there, not to put a damper on the history of Jordyn Jones, I mean her history and her dance training, makes for some issues that we see presenting themselves on social media that we can jerk off to, a small price to pay…for our perverted enjoyment.



here she is being very racy
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2018

29

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty White Bikini

Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

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