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2019

15

Mar

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, but I am old now…and like all young pussy in a bikini….

There was a time when I’d be like “She’s fat, her face is fucked, she’s got one fucking foot, she’s in a wheel chair”…and now…I’m like BRING IT…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media or more…and I can assume this wild and racy…is just a product of being raised on porn and social media whores…and it’s great..


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2019

20

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini

We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before…

I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing..

But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole.

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini

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2018

20

Nov

Jordyn Jones Instathot of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty Instagram Bikini Selfie

Jordyn Jones is January Jone’s illegitimate daughter with Tom Jones, maybe it was Tommy Lee Jones…I don’t have my facts straight, I am too distracted by some dancing chick in provocative outfits doing provocative poses for social media because that’s where she’s got her following and all the girls are doing it.

She’s 18 or 19 now, you know still jailbait for an average pervert, but what makes me concerned is that the perverts who actually know who she is, are probably not like you and me, just learning about her through her provocative content, but instead are fucking disgusting weirdos because who know she got her start on some Disney Dance show when she was 10 years old…and unfortunately I know that Youtube and Disney Channel caters to as many grown men watching with their kids, as it does little kids, and grown men who just happen to be subscribed to the Disney Channel sucked into the show…because that’s how marketing works and that’s probably why all these Disney Kids off themselves in various ways….being sexualized by their parents to the industry, then sexualized to the fan and grown men at a young age, is fucking dark and twisted….but stage parents don’t care…they’ll sell out anything for that chance and rich and famous.

Pretty fucking vile humans out there, not to put a damper on the history of Jordyn Jones, I mean her history and her dance training, makes for some issues that we see presenting themselves on social media that we can jerk off to, a small price to pay…for our perverted enjoyment.



here she is being very racy
Jordyn Jones Slutty Instagram

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2018

29

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

Jordyn Jones Slutty White Bikini

Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

Jordyn Jones Slutty Black Bikini Covered in Mudd

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2018

25

Oct

Jordyn Jones Hard Nippled Bodysuit of the Day

Jordyn Jones Tight Bodysuit Hard Nipples

Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ (who I hear is playing Stormy Daniels in her Biopic, because they both have horse heads) illegitimate children….but I could be wrong…

She could just be a creepily young girl who was on Disney or Youtube or really any vehicle that gets her in front of perverted older men who like younger women who do the whole singing and dancing thing….and they find them with their pervert research….research from being a pervert scrolling instagram for popular slutty pics…and since she has 4,000,000 followers or more on there…her slutty content comes up…and really there is no way to identify age on instagram bikini pics…but when they look like Jordyn Jones, you can assume they are young as fuck, creepily young, even at 18 too young for the typical pervert masturbation, but you’re not the typical pervert…are you…?

Jordyn Jones Slutty Black Bra in Bed

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2018

05

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones White Bikini Ass

Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ grand daughter, cuz January Jones is old as fuck, which means that Jordyn Jones doens’t know who her dad is, cuz January Jones is the kind of woman who gets banged out and cummed inside by many rich people at the same time, and doesn’t bother with the paternity test to see who the dad is, but instead collects child support from all of them..clever.

Not that it has anything to do with Jordyn Jones….but these bikini pics for attention do…

Notice her, but don’t sexualize her as she innocently poses her ass out in a thong looking bathing suit, casual right.

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2018

26

Sep

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Tits Ass Red Bikini Getting Wet

Jordyn Jones has 4 Million Followers on Instagram and is in a bikini….doing slutty content for the perverts out there.

Jordyn Jones is a professional dancer, or maybe she’s a pop singer, with technology now, you can be anything you want to be…

From my extensive research, she is 18, and ok to jerk off to, not that that stopped you Jordyn Jones fans from jerking off to her before March 13th of this year, because I have this theory, and it’s a good one….and that theory is that fucking pervert dudes scroll instagram where she has 4,000,000 followers, and I can assure you not all are 16 year old girls…and youtube where she has over a 200 million views…which I can assure you aren’t all from 16 year old girls…cuz perverts seek and hunt this shit down….and you can watch shit anonymous…

Not that Jordyn Jones cares, she clearly knows all about sexualizing herself with her seductive dance channels and half naked shoots…showing off a fit dance body…

She’s been at this since 2012, when she was 12, and on some Dance Competition TV show….that you all probably watched and flagged her someone to check back in with when she was older post puberty.

The world is a sick place, and the only tragedy in this is she’s a dancer who made it, when I prefer dancers to fail and end up strippers….

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2018

24

Aug

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Jordyn Jones is and I posted bikini pics of her the other day…it’s like either my memory is going, which would make sense from all the drinking and alcohol being a neurotoxic….and my age and health level and the meds I am on….but I have NO idea what Jordyn Jones does besides bikini selfies…

Here’s a video to shut me up for a second…

I have a feeling she’s in a soap opera, or was in a soap opera as a kid, like Hayden Panettiere, but I just googled it and it turns out she’s a youatuber, which explains why she’s out there in a bikini, this is how they all get more views and make more money, with their faggy looking disney kid boyfriends….the world of DIY and addiction to fame is great because it all resorts back to some level of sex work.

Speaking of Hayden Panettiere…who’s parents were soap stars and who was rumored to be in a Hollywood Pedophile sex ring….before getting married and entering rehab at least once for “Post Natal Depression”….and who is now going through a divorce and looking like a drunken midget with mental problems who was used as a sex toy as a child…

And she looks like she is “with” child…all pregnant as she at dinner in LA and the Paparazzi took pics…

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2018

20

Aug

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit..

She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry…

Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams…

I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things…

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2018

27

Jun

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, lame looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…but the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…clickbait really…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media, yet NEVER been heard of….probably a youtuber who got famous doing cover songs…I don’t know…but some kind of scam is going on here…but what isn’t a scam is her young tight body out there making it…because thanks to the internet any dog shit pop songs can get views…

Listen to this dog shit music while you masturbate to her pussy dance…one of the lyrics was “We sip Pina Colada while we dip our feet in the Watah”….what the fuck….

Or stare at her bikini pics…

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