The internet has a pretty selective memory, which works in the favor of girls who want to erase their salacious past, because all they have to do is delete the racy content, the link to selling the near nude aggressive content, wait a few years or months if you’re consistent in your posting wholesome pics, and if you’re ever asked about the time you had an OnlyFans and did weird racy half naked content, call the person a slut shamer, tell them it was a phase, blame childhood trauma and secure those deals.

Jordyn Jones was a weird one because she was sold to the industry at a young age via a reality show based on children dancing, which exists and the producers haven’t been arrested for, even though we all can assume the kind of people into that shit….and it ain’t grannies.

She launched a pop song, probably did some acting, I mean she was famous on social media so there was money there, but instead of playing the mainstream angle she was gifted, she stripped down for attention.

Well, clearly she landed a boyfriend, found god, got new agents who showed her what she was doing was quick and easy whore money which isn’t sustainable or even impressive, because her content is now in USA sweaters and not thongs that show her bootyhole.

The internet, a place for NEW beginnings after a stint in the underbelly porn-zone…

Let this inspire me to start my traditional wife training course all these whores need!

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Jordyn Jones is the possibly inbred, definitely white trash, maybe fetal alcohol syndrome baby who was sold to a child dance reality show that you know appealed to the real perverts, likely sexualizing her at a young age, only to launch herself into the mainstream as an adult, hoping to put her dance moves to some pop music, which sort of fell through, but luckily for her, perverts were still willing to pay to see her in bikini and underwear.

I don’t know where she’s been hiding the last few months, for a while it was non stop Jordyn Jones, maybe she made her exclusive content money and with that money she can now retire, it really is that lucrative….

So she’s on a boat in the bikini, body looking good, ceiling eyes looking away, and I figure since she can shake her ass with vigor and precision, makes her all the hotter.

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Jordyn Jones is out in her bikini for old times, because there was a time just a few years ago, where she was hustling the bikini pics and underwear pics to her “Close Friends” that were paying her to see her “Close Friends” feed of content that involved bikini pics and underwear pics, and the whole thing was more entertaining than anything else she’s likely done in her life, unless you’re a creep into the fact that she was on a Child Dance Reality Show, but most of us just find that creepy and the kind of thing that would lead to a bitch selling nudes on OnlyFans or Instagram.

Anyway, the Kalamazoo, inbred looking girl, who isn’t showing her dancing ass, which is really what her selling point was, is still in a bikini, still looking inbred, but I figure she should keep up the slut content and not be lazy about it just because she’s got piles of money from it because premium content is the scam of the century, I mean along with other SCAMS I won’t mention, yet it makes these girls stupid rich for very little effort….good times..

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There was a minute when celebrity reality show child dancer from Kalamazoo meth farm Jordyn Jones had a promising social media hustle….which like all other promising social media hustles ended with her selling memberships or access to her exclusive half naked content…..

She basically ran a porn site on the back on Zuck’s instagram while Zuck’s instagram had no idea that the close friends she was letting in were paying customers, almost a genius move that I doubt she thought up, but that I am sure bought her at least one of her super cars…

She eventually launched an OnlyFans as girls who get the whore itch from selling nudes, not the old fashioned way from dirty john’s and their crabs, and what was a child reality dance star to do when no longer a child…

She has since disappeared, at least off my pervert radar, that I’ll admit isn’t the best pervert radar since I don’t care about these people or their storylines….but she’s back in a bikini for summer, and I guess that’s something for all you inbred lovers who only know inbreeding because you too are from Kalamazoo and likely Jordyn Jones’ cousins…

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Here’s Jordyn Jones, another girl who leveraged her career to sell racy content to the perverts because sex work is real work and selling nudes or semi-nudes is hardly sex work, since you don’t actually have to fuck the dirtbags, unless they are superfans and you choose to, even though it’s still technically prostitution to me.

She’s the kind of girl who has a price because she’s trailer trash that was sold to the entertainment industry when she was young….so it’s this or selling herself in the back of the arcade in Michigan under the Ohio death cloud, while high on meth or fentanyl as destiny would have it for this blue collar low income girl who escaped her fate and was able to level up.

Her content is typically lazy, boring, self shot shit that doesn’t deserve the payments she gets according to me, yet people are low standard fucks and don’t expect much from the creators they are exposed to….not even PUSSY FLASHING..

To support or subscribe to a mainstream pop reality TV bitch and pay her monthly to NOT see her pussy is a fucking crime…lingerie pics that she’d post on IG if she was craving some attention….get the fuck out of here….but at least this times she looks like she tried, so maybe the basic addiction to money will bring the pussy home as she tries to keep or grown followership…because as a dude I know you can’t keep people paying for this boring ass shit, UNLESS onlyfans makes it hard to cancel as PORN sites do….since it’s a porn site, these maintream girls are doing PORN…and I have no idea why porn and nudity is OK for some by not others but that’s SYSTEMIC PREJUDICE I guess…

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Jordyn Jones, who was a reality show star, influencer that they built up a bunch of followers with, who realized that the money wasn’t going to be in her lame dancing, her lame pop career, her lame music, lame brand deals, it’d be in selling her fat dance ass to paying customers…

It’s been a long journey to get her to the point of flashing her bare ass like a common hooker, or a drunk bitch who thinks MOONING is funny, but she’s doing it in a cheeky or sexy way, trying to be seductive.

She started doing bikini try ons for her pervs, moved to OnlyFans, where she does the lamest underwear shoots, and as she tries to keep the people compelled and engaged in her bullshit, to ensure they keep paying her stupid money she clearly doesn’t deserve, but the internet is a weird fucking place the celebrates mediocrity…and that means bare ass..

This time next year, fuck videos, or just dildo videos, or maybe dyke videos, who knows, she’s a porn chick now, ANYTHING can happen.

I remember when porn chicks were not allowed to do anything mainstream, porn was the death sentence, it’s weird that that has changed, yet this site still can’t get GOOGLE ADS or make any money since they consider it a PORN site.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE…

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You may not know who Jordyn Jones is, since you don’t frequent the child dance reality shows like most of her creeper fans, that she’s got a lot of…which is unsettling.

At least I hope you don’t frequent the child dance reality shows, in a “I watch it for the articles” level of hiding your weirdness….

Anyway, despite the followers she makes the money from selling the nudes or the near nudes or the barely nudes to dudes hoping for nudes because they have no taste.

Why bother waiting for mainstream money when you can just cash in on the sad, lonely, internet monsters with credit cards.

The sad thing is you can get this kind of look at pose for free at the local Walmart.

You may not know this because you are on disability and don’t leave the house, but girls wear no bra tight shirts pretty much all the time…but why take it for free from a hotter normal chick, pay the girl who was once on tv…as a dancing child…weird.

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I don’t find Jordyn Jones to be all that exciting, interesting, hot or even relevant. I only post her shit because I know that she sells this lazy content to her fans. Yes, she’s got fans, which in and of itself is pretty amazing, but dudes of the internet are perverts and get sucked into the traps laid for them to fall into. Yes, people pay for non-nude content of girls whose traps they’ve fallen into. It’s a pathetic society.

Anyway, along with her content being lazy, her body is starting to look a little lazy, at least in the videos that she can’t photoshop as easily as her images which are lies.

We all know that women rot, that metabolisms slow down, and that you always look to a girl’s mom to see how she’ll end up.

In Jordyn Jones’ case, they named her to be a stripper, but saw a shot to send her to LA where she got her followers from a creper TV SHOW, but prior to selling shit lingerie pics and dancing on reality shows, she was white trash, walmart shopping, fast food, snack food eating…and once the dance stops, because the bulk of her money is in lingerie, coupled with body positivity and her fat ass getting attention, you got a pile of slop fit for her pigs out back on the farm she grew up on…

So yeah, lookin’ middle aged…not getting in shape….but getting a weird shape to her…….dance more white trash monkey, dance more.

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I don’t really understand how Jordyn Jones got as big as she did on social media, but it probably has something to do with them wanting Jordyn Jones to be big on social media, before realizing that she didn’t convert or offer what they needed from being big on social media, so instead of making her a pop star or a big teen actress in her 20s but who plays a teen because she’s been stunted by being sold to the industry, thanks to the hormones they put her on….

I do know she’s got a ton of followers and instead of doing mainstream shit, she does half nude shit, rocking lingerie in the most boring, unoriginal, plain and simple shoots…

No real concept goes into it, just buy some panties and wear them and the amazing thing is people are paying for this kind of thing..

I don’t think it gets more hardcore than this, this isn’t the preview landing page, this is potentially the full offering…

She didn’t even hire a photographer, get a prop, just her dancing reality show ass posing in her LA apartment….

Sure, big dreams from small town Michigan come in all forms and she’s not selling meth for dick sucks in a barn outside the local bar, and she’s making stupid money, it’s pretty lazy content to be getting paid off, but I guess that’s the point or the troll in it all…

“look at how dumb these pay pigs are, I don’t even have to try and I pull in 500k a month”….

Why bother doing more, when you’re rewarded for being mediocre at best!

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Jordyn Jones is wearing some holiday themed lingerie while posing next to her Christmas tree with gifts, doing her best Christmas themed store window display while looking bargain basement at the old Five and Dime the day after Halloween when all of last year’s Christmas stock is brought out for the poor people.

I don’t actually know what that means, but because I know that she’s a white trash daughter of a drunk farmer in Kalamazoo Michigan, and since I’ve seen her pictures of her rural hot tub looking onto the neighbor’s silo, I figure she’s trash and in being trash that has come into money thanks to being sold to the industry, not so much because of the industry itself, but because of the following of perverts she’s amassed who are into paying her a monthly subscription like a gym membership without any of the benefits of a gym membership, because instead you get non nude selfies shot shitty, not even with a hired photographer, not even mapped out with a concept, location or vibe, just a shitty iphone pic in themed lingerie that looks like it’d give a bitch a yeast infection if worn long enough.

I am hating on the young millionaires lack of effort in her selling of salacious content on Christmas, you know a little effort goes a long way and this is just lazy, a spit in the face of the fans and not the kind of spit in their mouths they can cum to….

Live up to your daily OnlyFans earnings girl….nothing worth than an entitled idiot who puts no effort in because she’s getting paid out without putting the effort in, unless this is effort and we’re just a bunch of slacker retards….I am not alone.

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