Jordyn Jones is struggling her way through the pandemic with her money she makes off charging her fans to watch her instagram stories…because she’s sent herself to Mexico…you know to avoid that whole COVID thing by rolling around in the sand in a bikini…

She’s in her early 20s, COVID really shouldn’t be stopping anyone under the age of 40….and if you are the 1 percent of people who die of it…maybe it’s just your time man…but yeah, if I was 20, I’d be drunk in a ditch at every party I could get to, this whole staying home thing, wouldn’t be a thing….fucking pussies…

If I was rich, I’d be in fucking Mexico on the beach also, because you gotta fucking live man…so those angry at celebs and rich people for being rich and living better lives than them…I mean…where have you been all your life…that’s the point of being rich…

Then they think these idiots have a responsibility to push agendas and bullshit that the government imposes, instead of just living their rich lives…when rich people typically are the worst, self involved pieces of shit around…so why would you expect them to do anything besides things that benefit them…dummy…

All this to say, we need the bikini pics, Jordyn Jones the popstar, reality star, Michigan white trash living the dream….has a DUTY to bring us those bikini pics…since her hot dancing body won’t last forever…genetics are not on her side..I think average weight for a woman in Michigan is around 220….so let’s just focus on the good times….

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Jordyn Jones is the Michigan born and raised trashy girl that was sold to the industry at a young age via a dance reality show about little kids dancing which I think should be illegal because you’re just attracting the worst people…

I know that I am being like a paranoid mom who thinks everyone outside the house is a predator, probably now more than ever with that covid paranoia factored in, but that’s how society built us. There was a time when you didn’t lock doors and people were decent, your neighbors were your friends and strangers were assumed to be normal respectable people, but those days are long fucking gone and everyone is a potentially predator…a diddler…a murderer…with bad intentions….even if they aren’t….I blame the internet….Hollywood…destroying communities because 1 in 1000 people are bad eggs…

But yeah, kids dancing provocatively under the guise it was just about the dance skills of a 7 year old is some fucked up shit that should probably never have happened and should probably not have clips on Youtube for the world’s worst to watch on repeat….

That show did allow Jordyn Jones to exist though, so she hasn’t run back to Kalamazoo to become a meth dealer or meth cooker now that she has some savings to invest in a trailer and household cleaning supplies, but instead has laid the foundation of her existing as a popstar or an influencer…or a girl who sells people access to her private IG stories, like they were sold on snapchat premium before all this OnlyFans shit happened, where she puts up her private moments of half nakedness, because why give it away for free when you can cash in on what’s already there like the money grubber you and your entire generation are…

I don’t mind Jordyn Jones, despite her inbred looking face, because she shakes her ass when she dances…knowing that ass will be 300 pounds, diabetic and in a motorized scooter doesn’t phase me, because she’s 20 and in 20 years, I doubt I’ll even remember my own name…I’ll be too busy shitting myself in an old folks home to bother….so live in the now and the now is tits in a bikini under a waterfall….romantic.

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Jordyn Jones has a great ass and she gets paid to show it off on her instagram in some weird OnlyFans style of exclusive content to paying customers in the form of using instagram’s CLOSE FRIEND’s feature…so this is likely for her CLOSE friends…which is really for the dudes jacking off to her and she knows it…and probably loves it…because that’s how the world works now…what once creeped girls out is a business model and new PROFIT AND LOSS line item on their INCOME STATEMENT…do you like when I talk accounting to you…I actually know nothing about accounting, other than that TAXATION is theft, which is really why my accounting jokes are so good…but you have NO IDEA….

Anyway, she’s white trash from Michigan who was cute enough to sell to a reality show, because white trash have dreams too, I mean they sit in line on their motorized shopping cart looking at the tabloids thinking “That could be me, if I had a skinny blonde kid I could put into dance”…

She exists because of that reality show, but she continues to exist because Hollywood keeps their price possessions around, so instead of heading back to Michigan being the girl from TV to help her trailer park dick sucking sales, she’s selling bikini content…of her great ass…it’s a young, round, high up, dance ass that knows how to move in a variety of ways, that should be working at the stripclub but destiny had a different plan for it…and that plan is letting dudes jack off to her bikini pics for money…a good plan really…one that makes a girl feel wanted, or pretty.

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Jordyn Jones is the inbred looking trash from Michigan who had a mom with trailer trash dreams of having her baby on the big screen TV that takes up half of the double wide’s living room wallspace, which is nice since it covers up all the mold stains…

I’m not saying everyone from Michigan is fat white trash, I am just saying that is where Jordyn Jones comes from…and at a young age the mom thought “damn how did this cutie crawl out of my cootie”…only to put her in dance class to sell her to the reality TV machine…

I don’t know if that’s really how Jordyn Jones got famous, I only got wind of her from her silly dances and half nakedness on social media, but the industry likes to mooch off their own, to run deals through their own, so we’ll assume that Reality show is why she exists today….

She’s basically doing the OnlyFans thing, you know make some pocket money off your fans by giving them access to you trying on bras, panties, bikinis, leggings, basically anything that shows off her dance ass before it becomes diabetic mom at Walmart ass…Get it in before you get your feet amputated from Diabetes when you become the true version of yourself…the REAL FORM…

She’s alright, but I like inbred trailer park trash, some of the best sex workers are categorized as that, only they don’t have the egos of having followers, money, having been on TV, a stage parent, etc….so they are more fun….but the idea is that this one lacks star powers to really get talons into the celebrity thing…so that she can do the sex work she was destined to do….and this is just dipping a toe in.

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Jordyn Jones sells exclusive content to her fans that probably looks a lot like these pics, which is where I assume they are from. You know a hero out there signed up to her “FRIENDS ONLY” feed for a fee and on that “Friends only” feed she posts her salacious content for her “friends”…where she tries on leggings and bikinis while pretending it’s not for dudes paying her for jerk off material…because she’s higher brow than that….you know being from gutter trash part of Michigan, where she would have been a Walmart cashier if it wasn’t for the fact that her mom had bigger dreams for her and got her cast as some dancer on a reality show at the age of 5 or 6…making her dreams come true….I guess….

I still think she’ll end up back in Michigan on meth in a trailer park, I don’t have big dreams for her, or her fetal alcohol syndrome looking eyes….but for now, she’s important with 6 million IG followers she’s trying to get money out of..cuz she knows they are just there for her dancer ass…

This is her dancer ass….

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Jordyn Jones is some fatherless, inbred looking, ghetto trash from Michigan, who was sold to the entertainment industry, barely the entertainment industry, more of a fringe and weird part of the entertainment industry, that is child dance reality TV, that you know appeals to the worst humans ever and that shouldn’t be on TV…but thank god they flag sites like this porn…when the non-porn shit they do with their media empires is far fucking creepier..

I have no idea how Jordyn Jones was able to get all the followers she’s got, but she’s got em, maybe it’s from stupid dance, maybe it’s from slutty content, who fucking cares…I just know that she’s monetizing her feed in a low level slutty way, by letting people PAY to be her online close friend, where she obviously posts slutty content cuz anyone paying for exclusive instagram stories is a fucking pervert weirdo.

Apparently, she’s announced she won’t be going to OnlyFans, which makes sense since OnlyFans is legit porn and that’ll re-direct your career since the mainstream only accept a few nude pic vendors that hve extreme fame like Bella Thorne, where this one they can replace with some other inbred looking bitch who dances weird….but that people think is dancing good….

Since she was destined to be a ghetto sex worker, stripper or low level porn chick, showing her ass is hardly that big of a deal, and since she dances, you can visualize how she fucks, with the stamina and intensity in which she fucks, so I guess that’s the good thing about dance….take it in while she’s fit…genetically or at least based on where she’s from means she’ll likely be 400 pounds in a tub of CHEESE PUFFS by 30, but who fucking cares about that…we don’t even know if we’ll be around another year…so living in the now is the way to be….

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash reality TV star bullshit that came out of Kalamazoo Michigan where her father died drunk, which is the best way to die, whether you’re white trash or not, it’s one of those things we should all aspire to hafve happen to us…and not just because it gives our little white trash baby the daddy issues the world needs as she tries to fill the void of not having a daddy with male attention from the internet…

Anyway, when she was a kid, her mom brought her to a child dance show, where as a child Jordyn did provocative dances for TV and the Internet in something that should be BANNED…and not because I think everyone in the world is a predator…I actually think society made us not trust our peers and neighbors on purpose to kill any sense of family, community, neighborhood…but that’s a whole other can of bullshit that we don’t need to go into….the fact is that NOT everyone is into kids dancing on TV, besides the weirdos who produce the show, the networks that air the show, and the people who should be flagged watching the clips on YOUTUBE…it’s weird but her mom had a dream and figured anything to get them out of KALAMAZOO…

She now has a ton of followers, is no longer a kid, and makes extra money selling access to her “FOR FRIENDS” Instagram story, whcih is basically not for friends, but a premium service to monetize exclusive content on instagram…and I guess part of what she does for friends is posing in lingerie…

Take it in, she’s got that youth and dance body on her side, but she’s still trash from Kalamazoo Michigan and will end up looking like a typical walmart shoper soon enough…I mean assuming she doesn’t dive fully into sex work…

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Jordyn Jones is some Michigan white trash that sells low level nudes on the internet as “stories for her close friends” because I guess she likes showing her close friends what her ass looks like in leggings or a bikini as close friends tend to do….I know I’d prefer her to show us how inny of a vagina she as, maybe what color her asshole ring is, or something a little more interesting, like how many sharpies she can fit in her ass…but an ass shot, the gateway to a life in porn, for a white trash girl who was destined to work truck stops giving handjobs, but who instead was lucky enough to be cast in a Reality show for all of America to watch about little kids dancing provocatively, something Hollywood fucking loves….

I expect Jordyn Jones to eventually lose interest in dance, get fat and lazy, move back home, end up in line at Walmart while at risk for COVID-50, all missing limbs from Diabetes..but in the meantime, she hasn’t become that level of white trash, raised on fast food and cheese puff and soda like some backwoods trailer park hick, she’s all hollywood…for now…and probably for my lifetime…but eventually the world will end or Jordyn Jones will end…so remember these good times of showing off her thick dance ass you know how the stamina to fuck your dick off…

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I may have already posted these slutty pics of Jordyn Jones, that aren’t really that aggressive, but are a step in the right direction….

I mean, she’s a child reality star who was sold to the industry as a kid because her white trash family in Michigan had a dream….and sure she’s got 6.3 million followers on instagram that I am sure she monetizes….or at least that keeps her “existing”….but like any girl with a hot body, that in this case is a trained dancing body, once you give them some money for their racier content, they get hooked because it is really that fucking easy…..

She’s not officially doing porn as you’d expect from a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I’d expect her to be sucking dick at the trailer park for meth being from Kalamazoo Michigan…but she got out, is in LA, probably doesn’t realize she’s destined to be 300 pounds, diabetic, in a motorized scooter at Walmart yet….

I would assume the only people we know who has come out of Kalamazoo Michigan work in porn…..and Joryn jones is no different, she just hasn’t quite figured it all out yet…but seems to be starting to…

With a fat ass like that, solid from dance and being young, potentially a glimpse into her future obesity, but not obesity yet, there’s no real reason she’s not making that 1,000,000 dollars a month sticking objects in herself…but I guess she’s got another year of not hitting critical success before that…

But luckily, You give a girl money for slut content….SLUT content gets sluttier…so let’s go into 2021 not giving a shit about any of these idiots, but willing to look at the nudes they all produce because they like instant gratification and easy fucking work cuz they are lazy….I mean most of these girls have nudes filling up their fucking phones, that they send to unappreciative dudes they meet on dating apps or IG….might as well get paid cuz she know her ass looks good….

The future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed.

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Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan trash that I like to assume will end up 300 pounds and missing a limb from Diabetes after her white trash genetics and eating habits catch up with her, but until then, she’s a famous from being a child dancer on a show about child dancers, because reality TV allow white trash from Kalamazoo Michigan to partake in their antics as they cast CHILDREN as DANCERS…

She’s managed to turn 18 and has a following on social media, so she naturally decided to release shitty music, I mean when everything is made on a computer, anyone can be the frontman for a band, MILLI VANILLI so ahead of their time….plus when you’re a lame ass dancer, because dancing is stupid, it makes your shitty music more tolerable as you do stripper moves and twerks….

Point being, she sells access to her close friends IG stories, where she poses in her bikinis to get paid, you know subsidize that popstar, influencer, reality star money selling jerk off material the way nature intended…

I mean since she’s Kalamazoo Michigan based, I guess that’s better than doing opiates you found in a puddle outside Walmart..and she’s not 300 pounds yet, not some AMY SCHUMER looking thing in a bikini, so I’ll keep lookin’ until that inevitable future happens….

It’s funny all celeb, influencer, fringe celeb, model, nobody trying to be somebody, self produced content is SLUTTY, porny and thus amazing.

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