Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan white trash who had a mom that threw her into some dancing child reality show because like Britney Spears’ white trash parents, she knew there was something good about the creature that crawled out of her cunt in the trailer park pool, not that she has star power, but with the right training, could become a huge hit, so long as she consistently posts her dancing body on the internet, in half naked photos or showing off her trained dancer body doing dance moves like twerking….because white girls twerk.

I guess it’s better than becoming a meth addict, sex worker, stripper back home in Michigan, bitch is now rich, in LA, doing big things.

Yes, she has an inbred face and there’s little confidence she’ll stay fit for her entire life….and yes, I do assume she’ll end up looking like a bitch working at the Car Wash cash or the Jiffy Lube front desk back home in Michigan…but until then…let’s watch her half nakedness, because all girls are like sex workers on the internet now…nakedness for all to see….it’s a great trend…far bigger and more important than Jordyn Jones is.

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Jordyn Jones was showing her holiday ham while doing another popular pose – “Sink Butt”….where girls prop their asses on their bathroom sinks in front of the mirror. It is an innovative generation. They know how to disrupt the norms and create all these great things to progress us as a species…..works for me cuz it’s slutty.

Jordyn Jones is some child dancer sold by her trashy blue color family to the industry through a reality show then youtube….she’s still white trash but likely rich white trash, no longer in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from, but will likely end up looking like she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan when she’s done being rich….easy come easy go…..but for now she’s winning at life….and not stripping the way dancers used to make a living before the internet…which I guess is unfortunate, but now you can stare at her “Sink Butt”.

But she also got into the Christmas Spirit for those of you who jerk off to Christmas because you fucking love it..like me.

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Jordyn Jones is Twerking for her white trash mom because Jordyn Jones likes to twerk, it’s the evolution of dance, for the dance dance revolution of dance obsessed weirdos, allowing some girl from a dance reality show for kids, on some toddlers and Tiara vibe, to continue to exist into her adult years, making lots of money doing it, making the white trash back home in Michigan pretty stoked…since it is the whole reason they sold her to the industry at 7…you know white trash things you do to get by…

The mom’s look of disgust or shock is an act, if the dance thing didn’t work, I am sure this girl would be in porn…but I also just made that up…based on the fact her mom sold her to the industry at 7….

All this to say…dance is fucking dumb but it’s given Jordyn Jones a great body until she ends up with her mom’s body when the dancing stops, the metabolism slows, the eating continues, and the failures and regrets start to shine through….it’s called the aging process.

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Jordyn Jones posted this selfie, that I guess isn’t as slutty as it could be, which is too bad, I expect more from a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I think a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan is patient 0 for AIDS…or Super Chlamydia or some shit…and if you look at Jordyn Jones mom, you won’t just see the future of Jordan Jones, you will see some pure fat white trash that looks like she got lost in the aisles of Walmart thanks to her opiate addiction…and she was there buying her Mountain Dew and Denture Glue after losing her teeth from the meth, it’s been rough….and some canned corn and Hamburger Helper to feed the family….or whatever it is poor white people do.

Her mother, is the kind of trash that sends her young kids to auditions for dance shows for kids, that she ends up landing, which shouldn’t be allowed on TV in the first place, that’s just too appealing to the worst kind of people, so for a parent to push their kids on a kids dancing show…they should be fucking arrested…

But I guess that made Jordyn Jones….who is now not just a dancer exploited as a child dancer by her own family for the fame…..she also makes shitty pop music…and does that whole internet thing….and is trending despite looking inbred…

Anyway, here’s this Dog the Bounty Hunter looking bitch.

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Jordyn Jones is another one of these modern day celebrities with millions of followers you have no idea why they exist…

After much research after finding out that she was from Kalamazoo Michigan, and by much research I mean a 2 second long google search, that gave me the answer I was looking for, which was that she was a child thrown into reality TV, as you’d expect a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan being on TV would end up on TV….white trash doesn’t really have the money to post up in LA and go to all the pervert run auditions for Kids programming…

She is 20 now, a 2000s baby, you fucking perverts, and she is doing what the girls of her generation are doing for their 6 million followers…being semi sleazy, not overly sleazy, just sleazy enough to show off that dance body before it goes to it’s natural Kalaamzoo Michigan state when the dancing stops and the weight starts packing on….the kind of thing you see taking up two seats on a Spirit Airlines flight…or not fitting into the booth at the Denys she’s having her third grand slam breakfast at…

She’s also released a song, because everyone releases songs, it’s the best thing to complement the whole dance thing….you don’t need to sing now that you can make music on your iphone…

None of this matters, what matters is that people of her generation are exhibitionists, it’s the easiest way for likes and follows…and this is overhyped Jordyn Jones….exhibiting…

You can see her pussy in her shorts, it’s the modern day cleavage….

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Jordyn Jones is this girl who gets a lot of hype, at least amongst the perverts who post her shit on the forums I rip off for content that let me know who the trending starlets are since I don’t know shit about these things and find all celebrities at all levels..starting from low level influencers fucking ugly people….even when they are hot…they just buy into all that is lame in the world as they desperately seek relevance, more fame, money…based on nothing but their physical attributes…it’s just shitty, low hanging fruit, lack of brains, effort…”I’ll just show my ass”…..I far prefer women who don’t spend their time doing this nonsense….and I am not even conflicted, sure every girl being a narcissistic, empty, whore trying to get people into them based on their sex appeal is hilarious because you get to watch it…clickbait, eyecandy, whatever you want to call it….but it would be far better if none of these girls got half naked for attention….you know it’d make us go back to jerking off to simple things….like actual whores being whores not mainstream bitches stealing whore glory for mainstream success…

POINT BEING…Jordyn Jones is probably doing the right thing for her level of talent and celebrity, you know because she’s a better whore than singer….or dancer…that’s just a way for her to pretend she’s not a whore or justify her whore behavior….but when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry as a kid on a reality show by your stage parent mom, only to have some level of success, you know there’s a level of fucked up at her core as she tries to save the family from being from the KALAMAZOO MICHIGAN dumpster…

I do predict the dancing will stop, the dancing body will disappear eventually, it doesn’t last forever, but for now it’s good, and as a dancer with that dancing body, you know is fit enough to ride dick proper…this is her time to shine before she ends up diabetic, 400 pounds at Walmart buying oil for her motorized wheelchair….unless this is the official escape…I mean she is living large making money rocking a pool that’s not the piss filled one at the trailer park she’s likely from…

This probably seems like hating on a young girl in a bikini, it’s not, it’s good, it’s hating on a lack of effort because it really is this easy for these idiots to market themselves….instead of DOING something with a PURPOSE…clout chasers!

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She looks like a ZIKA Baby, i think they call them Pinheads, or maybe it’s just Kalamzaoo Michigan incest vibes…I blame the lead in the Michigan water. Yes, I realize that Kalamzoo is not Flint, but I figure it’s probably just as fucked up, I mean it is called Kalamazoo, which is some cartoon, kids book, joke to people that didn’t know it was a real place….but not as big of a Joke as this Jordyn Jones who the perverts are excited by because she dances….

I really don’t know why the dance thing is as big as it is and I sure as fuck hope her fans aren’t legacy fans who have been following her career since her trashcan white mom sold her to the industry….I think she was 7 or 8 at the time…and I do hope that they only caught wind of her in the last year or two like me…where we’ve seen her hot dancing body dance for social media, make enough money to buy her mom a Range Rover to show off at the trailer park they must live in, as we wait for her metabolism to go back to where it was meant to be before this love of dance happened, turning her into that Michigan footless diabetic at wallmart buying sugar water….cuz it tastes so good..

What it comes down to is that Choreographed dance, even with the hot bodies, that you know can fuck based on their moves….I mean there’s a level of fitness involved…is lame as fuck, even embarassing….andI guess you can’t hate on people if they were raised to think something like dance is super cool, it is all they know and in her case she gets paid…don’t spit in a gift horses mouth unless she asks for it or some shit.

But as a grown man, this dance thing, from DWTS, to Dance Dance Revolution, is just crazy, why is everyone into dance…is it because they are all medicated and half retarded and need to be entertained like a kid who won’t fall asleep…where being an idiot wailing your hands around gets them to stop crying…are we all that mindless….or are we just there for the tits and ass moving in ways we can jerk off to under the guise of dance…

I mean I am watching this, I am posting it, she is getting rich from it, and she’s not 400 pounds yet, so I guess that’s all good things…even if dancing is fucking queer…unless it is for sex work, which I guess that’s what this embarrassing shit is.

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Jordyn Jones who I thought was just a Kalamazoo reality star from some child dance show because I don’t read the wikipedias of these girls, they are all interchangeable, uninspired, clickbait bullshit and their origin story doesn’t really interest me, I’m more about the tits…because everyone has reduced themselves to their tits, despite calling sites like this part of the problem, the reality is we’re just reposting the shit these people are producing for their own channels, clearly sexualizing themselves then getting mad when we do…because we’re big mean men who are putting down young women who are more popular than us…because as public figures we expect more out of them…or that big bad men are being perverts fetishizing them…because they are hot young chicks…what a crazy fucking concept…we get the hustle, we don’t mind the hustle, we may laugh at the hustle because it is so obvious and ultimately the content or the product these people produce is on the same level of low level shite…meaning Jordyn Jones, who I thought was a reality star turned dancer is actually a pop singer because anyone can be these days….there’s no talent needed to make a shitty pop song proven time and time again by other whores…..these people don’t have anything to offer, their music as clickbait as their outfit choices…they don’t trigger thought, inspire or motivate, they are just like “here are my slutty pics so you listen to my shit music and so I can get paid, yay social media”…

That said, Jordyn Jones has a real crackbaby or fetal alcohol syndrome or even inbred look to her, my theory is she’ll be diabetic, footless, rolling around in Walmart back in Michigan buying a tub of cheese puffs by the time she’s in her 40s…as fame doesn’t last forever…but now that I see she sings, likely already has a few million in the bank, that dream I have for her is less and less obvious but clearly…she’s got the look of someone who will look awful once she starts getting Michigan fat, which isn’t Hollywood fat….

Here she is in some slutty outfit being Michigan trash transplanted in LA….

Some ass shots from her new music video :

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Jordyn Jones is showing off the coveted “Ratio” that I was supposed to compile 100 pics of for “The Ratio Tuesday” where we celebrate girls who think they have a great hip to waist ratio, since hip to waist ratio is what all these bitches are photoshopping themselves to have….the internet is a lame place filled with lies…

When I look at Jordyn Jones’ ratio in her bikini in some clickbait she’s producing for likes and follows, I see a set of birthing hips that will one day be too wide to fit into a standard sports car, that will lead to diabetes and other fat related diseases, as she rolls through Walmart in compression socks on the motorized cart buying sugary drinks and chips….

She’s from Kalamazoo Michigan and you can take the girl out of Michigan, but you can’t take the Michigan out of the girl…clearly on some fat fuck in training kick….but not yet, right now she’s still dancing enough, since she’s a dancer who I guess got famous doing dance reality TV, living her weird celebrity life that no one necessarily is aware of since she’s a fucking dancer, but the body, pre-fat, like most bodies, pre-fat, just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt and any other hot body that turned fat….is better than what we all know the future holds…so here are those Kalamazoo hips that will morph into Kalamazoo saddlebags and eventually get lost under Kalamazoo gunt….the future may not be bright, but we may all die off before that ever happens….or maybe, she’ll break free…either way, hot bikini selfie.

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Jordyn Jones is probably not January Jones’ daughter, but she’s likely old enough to be, since January Jones is old….

Jordyn Jones is some Dance Star from Kalamazoo Michigan, so you know she’s trashy, that probably climbed the ranks due to white trash reality TV….

I assume that she will end up forgotten and back in Michigan, 300 pounds, diabetic, living in a trailer, but for now she’s trending, drives a tesla, has a pool…

So as she shakes her small ass, as dancers do, they are trained for that kind of thing….it’s good practice for when she’s needing the strip to fuel the meth addiction….this is pre the getting fat era in her white trash story….not that any of that will happen, in the internet era, you’re set for life and always able to sell butthole pics instead of reducing yourself to actually working a job….

Either way, she’s hot for now, take it in.

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