Jordyn Jones is some slutty dancer who is trying to be a popstar from White Trash origin. She’s straight from the blue collar possibly inbred farmer class in Kalamazoo Michigan, where she was too cute to stick around, because mom knew pa would make a wife out of her or some shit….so mom had bigger plans for which involved selling her to a reality TV show….as a child…about child dnacers for the WRONG kind of period to watch…
She is now of age and continuing that low level celebrity life in LA being an “influencer” “postar” “person with followers”….who is part of some scam where people pay to be on her “CLOSE FRIEND’S FEED”, which I guess is a thing on Instagram, I don’t use the platform…where she does sluttier premium content without being on OnlyFans which is slutty…
So she’s making that money so she can continue to dance, release music, make silly, slutty content, which I guess is better than being a stripper in Kalamazoo Michigan…just not for the patrons of a stripclub in Kalamazoo…who would probably prefer this to the toothless obese meth they are used to..because she hasn’t got that Kalamazoo Walmart Shopper body yet….but I am sure she will…but until then…it’s good.
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