She looks like a ZIKA Baby, i think they call them Pinheads, or maybe it’s just Kalamzaoo Michigan incest vibes…I blame the lead in the Michigan water. Yes, I realize that Kalamzoo is not Flint, but I figure it’s probably just as fucked up, I mean it is called Kalamazoo, which is some cartoon, kids book, joke to people that didn’t know it was a real place….but not as big of a Joke as this Jordyn Jones who the perverts are excited by because she dances….

I really don’t know why the dance thing is as big as it is and I sure as fuck hope her fans aren’t legacy fans who have been following her career since her trashcan white mom sold her to the industry….I think she was 7 or 8 at the time…and I do hope that they only caught wind of her in the last year or two like me…where we’ve seen her hot dancing body dance for social media, make enough money to buy her mom a Range Rover to show off at the trailer park they must live in, as we wait for her metabolism to go back to where it was meant to be before this love of dance happened, turning her into that Michigan footless diabetic at wallmart buying sugar water….cuz it tastes so good..

What it comes down to is that Choreographed dance, even with the hot bodies, that you know can fuck based on their moves….I mean there’s a level of fitness involved…is lame as fuck, even embarassing….andI guess you can’t hate on people if they were raised to think something like dance is super cool, it is all they know and in her case she gets paid…don’t spit in a gift horses mouth unless she asks for it or some shit.

But as a grown man, this dance thing, from DWTS, to Dance Dance Revolution, is just crazy, why is everyone into dance…is it because they are all medicated and half retarded and need to be entertained like a kid who won’t fall asleep…where being an idiot wailing your hands around gets them to stop crying…are we all that mindless….or are we just there for the tits and ass moving in ways we can jerk off to under the guise of dance…

I mean I am watching this, I am posting it, she is getting rich from it, and she’s not 400 pounds yet, so I guess that’s all good things…even if dancing is fucking queer…unless it is for sex work, which I guess that’s what this embarrassing shit is.

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