Charli XCX finally looks hot….you know get a face on her that I can jerk off on and feel more at home….plus based on the girls of instagram we’re used it…this face is probably less plastic….OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..see, I got jokes…

The key to Charli XCX is the highligh of this pic, her tits…she’s got tits and people like tits….I like tits, I assume you like tits….

I have seen her perform at a club once early in her career….and it was pretty embarassing and low end, so I just discounted her as some rich trash pretending to do pop, maybe a tactic to get her work visa to live the USA dream…

She was on the hipster kick, and it was trendy, leotards and tits, I just figured girls get away with alot when being so shit…

As it turns out, she is actually really successful, she had a house in the UK I saw sell for a few million, then she bough an LA house for like 10 million, I mean that’s serious money….all from someone who you’ve never heard ONE song of…

She has done the BEBE REXHA, only opposite, where she took her low level hipster shit to do behind the scenes work and she wrote a Selena Gomez Song and WILL I AM song, a Iggy Azalea song and a Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes song….so maybe that’s where the house comes from….not that we care about any of this, we don’t need her origin story, this is not her BIOPIC…or her unauthorized biography where I say ” thank god she doesn’t milk the fact that her mom was born in Uganda like she was Halsey pulling the black card…and I don’t mean her Amex cuz she scammed so hard”….I mean the race card to milk black parent to get more money in this ear of inclusivity…controlled by fucking idiots..

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