I like to think that Charli XCX did a deal with the devil at the top of Covid when the evil reptilians were having their world overlord meetings to figure out how to oppress and destroy the useless eaters…

One or two human sacrifices and here we are, with a Charli XCX who paid her dues to the machine so she won’t speak out on the regime that runs this shit because we are useless eaters…

I think that because I remember her being a chubby big titty girl with a dream, touring the night clubs and malls, I didn’t realize she had got rich and famous, but when news broke that she bought a 20 million dollar house in LA, I was like that British girl has figured it out…

Since then, she’s dropped some satanic music videos, she’s had her sloppy fat tits out in various slutty outfits, she’s headlining coachella and she even had a viral song last summer that had politicians quoting her….

It’s all a scam…but while in Palm Springs bikinis happened, sloppy tit happened, and despite being middle aged, the industry likes her and consider her to be the best of what they’ve got, so that means you should jerk off to her.

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Charli XCX has been putting in work into her pop career. She ate the shit, probably literally, back when she was first getting her start in America….because who knows what it really takes to get signed and to get that career…but you’d assume there was some literal ass licking, otherwise how would the execs know the talent is talented enough to carry a career.

I guess she proved herself a while ago, because pre-COVID, which was already 6 years ago, she had hit songs and was playing for huge groups. I was just out of the loop and thought she was still a mall brand chubby girl in a leotard but clearly she figured it out….

By COVID, she was buying 25 million dollar homes in LA and doing big things, eventually creating a MEME song, a MEME expression and the whole thing made her top of the charts – hit parade – BILLBOARD TOP 1….even politicians used her catch phrase…BRAT…

So naturally, she’d attend the BRITS with the fat tits that made her interesting to begin with….that look like big naturals to me….so I’m into it.

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Charli XCX is in her thong bikini, showing off her midget looking body, her more fit that she used to be ass and her less exciting than they used to be tits…

It’s not that exciting, but it happened….

I am under the assumption that Charli XCX has made a deal with the Satanic music industry, which is why she’s as famous as she is now and I am probably right, but for whatever reason, that deal got her a little hotter and fitter than she was, but she’s still not as how as she should be for selling her soul….

I will however still stare at her thonged ass because I have nothing better to do.

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The demons of Hollywood are pretty excited about this Nosferatu movie, because they are all blood sucking vampires and this is their foundation, because any film studies graduate will tell you, the original 1922 Nosferatu was one of the pivotal moments in film history, which established the foundation of Hollywood, all by celebrating some Bram Stoker Dracula blood sucking, Hollywood’s favorite pass-time.

Anyway, Charli XCX brought her titties out for the event, because she thought it was a NOSTRATITTY event, but when you’re Charli XCX, I guess it’s always a titty event.

Don’t pigeon her perverts, she is more than just tits, she had a thong on and showed off her ass…

All good things, since they divert attention from her MONO-BROW!

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Charli XCX is viral, so dancing around in a skimpy dress with her tits out isn’t going to make her more viral, it’s just going to drag her viral appeal a little longer, for a few more faps because the people like hot tits, no matter what pile of shit they are screwed into.

She’s the popstar who took 20 years of low level shit to finally create a song of the summer that resonated with the idiots of the internet and became a meme, but we’ve always been there for her, even before she was famous, because of the tits…

So seeing her dance in a sheer dress that got her noticed the other day, makes for good content and almost validates her position as top pop star, because a world where pop stars aren’t dancing around with their tits out, is not a world you or I want to live in.

She’s pretty gross looking, but the tits…they’re bangers….and mash….(she’s from the UK).

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Charli XCX has properly sucked the collective dick of the industry and was given the opportunity to have a hit song, the song of the summer, a MEME song….that people quoted and referenced because the people of the internet are an embarrassing group and the reason I suggest you log off forever and start living outside of this terrible prison of the screen….

She’s had the solid fat tits since she first hit the scene when tapping into the US Market early on in her career, but she was also chubby, so it wasn’t all that impressive.

She did her variation of Lady Gaga and whoever else she was ripping off before eventually being a viral tiktok soundbite for the world.

She went to an event, because she’s important, and her tits are out, which are important because if you’re going to make me talk or write about famous idiots who aren’t that impressive or hot despite the fame and money they have because the world is low bar and low expectations and will buy into any pile of shit they are told to, they need to be showing off their fat heavy set tits.

That face, those eyebrows, those bags under her eyes all scare me….I mean if she’s not a demon there are definitely demons up inside her…probably in the butt plug she’s wearing to keep herself looking as excited as she does in these pics…..but luckily the tits are great, erasing that mean scowl and they make me want to rejoice like I was the butt plug she was wearing.

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Charli XCX had the song of the summer, some shit about being a brat that even politicians used in their campaigns because they thought it would resonate with the mindless retards of the internet, since they really don’t think very highly of you…clearly they are non-human freaks who don’t get that most people have brains and just because they like a shitty song or comment a lyric from a shitty song…or repost a meme from the shitty song…BRAT….doesn’t mean that’s the way to our fucking hearts…THERE ARE REAL ISSUES out there you scumbags, show some respect you work for us.

Anyway, that being said, XCX clearly sucked the right devil dick hard enough to matter in the industry, they said “hey fat tits, you can be our hero baby”…and she stepped up to the task.

Thanks to body positivity and inclusivity, the girl who was always a little chubby, is looking legit fat fuck, with her gut hanging over her panties…

The gut always catches up to the big tits when girl hits 40….which I assume XCX is….

Clearly she’s enjoying the fruits of her labor by ordering TWO mains at dinner now that she can afford it….and where there is over eating, there’s giant shits….so gut over panties in the front, lead to shit stains on the panty in the back….making this an inspiring vile content piece…

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There’s a feeling that there is an exhaustion from the uptight and woke bullshit.

I guess the general population realized it was a scam, or something insufferable, boring, angry, VERY ugly people were responsible for.

In our old man era, they would have been the losers we bullied, ignored and drove to suicide from laughing at them.

In this era, they become the voice of reason, when they were just non-human freaks…but other humans allowed it.

Anyway, Charli XCX seems to be bringing back the 00s party photos we used to love to look at after a party, just to see what kind of whore debauchery went on…

People were less uptight, happier, drunk, socializing, fucking, spreading herpes, doing the things that fucking mattered.

They weren’t concerned about being problematic, or offensive, it was actually a better time on the internet and in life.

Now, maybe she’s not doing that, she an industry woke puppet, but the time has come for a revival of good comedy, how women, sluts at parties, TITS for fun and not for subscription models….

We’ll see if it happens, but ultimately, through all the woke shit and the ME TOO shit, we didn’t have a shortage of WHORE shit..

I GUESS ONE THING IS CONSTANT…recession proof….IMMUNE to the woke….WHORIN’…

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I know when you press your ass against the window it’s called a pressed ham.

When a girl presses her tits against a window…it’s called a good time….

When a demonic bootleg Lady Gaga who finally drank enough blood at the satanic music industry rituals to secure her place in the world SMOOSHES her tit against a mirror, I haven’t got a clue what you’d call that…

But I’ll still look at it, because it’s tits and I’m a basic retard man who understands and embraces the power of the tit..

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I used to think that Charli XCX was the mall-brand version of Lady Gaga, which as far as I was concerned was trash to begin with, but she had super stardom through her sonic warfare that she presented as music, supported by outrageous party monster outfits she ripped off from the rave/party monster scene and presented as her own visionary concept…

Anyway, XCX used to wear leotards with her big tits and clunky dancing, playing low level venues and malls and night clubs, which is around the time I forgot about her, but apparently she quickly levelled up and finally paid her dues to the overlords who control these things, paid back all her debts through successful tours and albums and throat fucks….

So they gave her the viral song of the summer, where everyone, even politicians quoted her song and dance…she hit the big time..

Through it all, we’ve been here to stare at her tits…tits that went onto great riches and great influence…

So today, her black dress, which seems to show some nipple, reminds us how long we’ve watched these tits and how far these tits have cum….

So here are her tits, looking like a witch, which she probably is and not just on Halloween…

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