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2018

16

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Charli XCX Nude Covered in Roses American Beauty

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

Charli XCX Massive Fat Pussy Print Tight Shorts and Shirt

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2018

12

Oct

Charli XCX Pussy Print of the Day

Charli XcX Big Tits Pussy Print Red Bikini

Charli XCX is another club level performer, you know the kind who exists, who performs, who may even have some successful songs out there, that I can’t confirm or deny, because I avoid all this amateur sounding music that’s being created, and I’ve even seen her perform live, but wasn’t paying attention, so that I can focus on the important things about these people, like how shameless they will get to get seen.

Charli XCX was all about her tits for a long time, she’s been around a while now, and it was always tits out, tits everywhere, tits! When you got big tits and are from the UK, you do what they call the Rita Ora…

So bad music or not, Charli XCX being slutty, is key….

Her new video

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2018

07

Sep

Charli XCX Big Girl Tiny Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX Erotica Big Body Tiny Bikini Big Tits

I really try my hardest to not leave the house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have hobbies. I don’t have friends and those who have though they were my friends because I’m a really charismatic and great guy people like to be around decide to invite me places…I never go.

Sometimes, because I am internet famous, even if no one has ever heard of me, the site has enough traffic for me to get free tickets and invites places….and I refuse to go…I like to sit and stare at walls…I don’t care to write the next great American Novel, movie or TV show…I barely care to come up with clever things to say about sluts, I’ve said it all, I’ve come at this shit from every angle and it is boring..I just like to be left alone…to stare at wall.

But I have seen a fat and awkward Charli XCX perform, which is hilarious to me. I don’t go to concerts EVER….but there she was at a club performance…doing something awkward, unexciting, like a soundcloud artist gone viral on social media which kids are excited about…but that was zero exciting or inspiring…

She does have big tits though and she shows them off…I’ll give her that, or she’ll give us that….it’s her gift far more exciting than her performing art that has made her “famous” if she’s even famous…

I think she may just be the back-up Rita Ora for when Rita Ora craps out….and they need a busty chubby british girl who gets half naked for attention….it’s all a fucking simulation…these are all ROBOTS.

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2018

22

Aug

Charli XCX Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Tits and Ass in Tight Wet Bikini Miami

The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform….

I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram…

But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit…

Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it.

The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all.

Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming.

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2018

08

Aug

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

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2018

26

Jun

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX Nipples See Through Black Dress

I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of the Lewinsky coverage they had back before the internet existed, unless I am wrong about that fact, which would be unfortunate, since I use it when talking about a site going viral, something that’s never happened to me, not with the Kim K sex tape exclusive, or the Farrah Abraham sex tape exclusive, or really any of my sex tape exclusives, or daily coverage of nonsense…even though I once had 600,000 people visit the site in one day, which cost me a lot of money in server charges, that weren’t off set with advertising, because advertisers think I am porno…which is so fucking weird…while the actual porn star in the content I produce get paid millions…

SUSPISCIOUS….

But that Lewinksy moment happened, last week, when I wrote a first hand account of how I’ve actually seen Charli XCX perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever…and it was unmemorable…low quality…and a reminder that kids have no taste or standards…and while I wait for that Pulitzer to come in….I figure we should all just stare at her tits.

Charli XCX Nipples See Through Black Dress

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2018

20

Jun

Charli XCX TITS of the Day

The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a set of tits who have a record deal like a Rita Ora that don’t have any songs you’d recognize but have tits you’ve already seen…

That is the funny thing about Charli XCX…be sure to share that funny thing about Charli XCX with all your friends because it REALLY matters…Like all this shit…it really matters…

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2018

31

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this and maybe they will…

That is the logic….and a it works! Everyone so mindless this is the equivalent of a laugh track on sitcom…

HEY RETARDS LAUGH NOW – on the nipple version

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2018

02

May

Charli XCX Titty Flash of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this maybe they will…the hope is they will…it’s the way people beg on social media..it’s no getting down on your knees, it’s more putting your tits out there to be seen and talked about like tits are this amazingly huge deal…and sometimes they are…that’s not to say getting on knees doesn’t happen..it’s just to say…it doesn’t happen in front of the camera…at least not that often…but tits and titty flashes…that shit goes down all day all the time…it is the feminist plight…

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2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

Charli XCX in a black bra and panties with a whip

Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

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