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2019

10

Jul

Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Erotica

The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed…

When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers…

Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness.

Charli XCX Erotica

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2019

04

Jul

Charli XCX Titty Grab of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Grab

Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

Charli XCX Bikini

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2019

14

Jun

Charli XCX Topless of the Day

Charli XCX Toples

MORE BASKETBALLS…All these bitches have their tits out today, I assume for the Raptors…beating that homosexual Steph Curry Chicken…But maybe that’s just me thinking basketball, because it’s all anyone fucking talks about since Toronto won…

It’s like shut the fuck up, some of us find sports really fucking gay and aren’t into men running around with each other….not to mention it is really just modern slavery, where these weird white people own these teams that use black people to make them lots of money…sure they pay them a lot of money…to be put up against each other on the court or field…but the people at the top…the whites are doing on their backs…

Not that this has anything to do with CHARLI XCX with her tits out for attention, but who gives a fuck about CHARLI XCX or her tits. NOT ME…that’s who.

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2019

10

Jun

Charli XCX Gay Pride Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX Bikini Pride Nipples

Charli XCX got her gay tits out…..

Charli XCX brought her tits out for Gay Pride, because I guess that’s what these girls are doing this year to celebrate DICK ON DICK sex, you know making themselves a part of it, as a supporter, or in Charli XCX a performer who probably has a mainly homo fan base….because Homos like shitty popstars, they find them so fierce and fabulous and OMG…or some shit…especially new generation queers who are far less interesting or edgy than old generation queers…nothing progressive here….

Charli XCX is some UK pop shit who moved to LA and became as famous as she is, which is not really that famous, by using her tits….so it only makes sense that when an excuse like PRIDE and showing you support for Pride comes up….you gotta get them nipples in a “do my nipples offend you”….stance….

Charli XCX Nipples


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2019

29

May

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…I guess we can add BIKINIS to the mix…cuz she does that too….

All these years later, Charli XCX is still an up and coming star..with her tits out….and she’s really not all that impressive or interesting….even when on stage doing her version of a slutty Lady Gaga pretending to be a performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…..but her social media titty content is alright, I’d just be more into it if it was full pussy out nudes, but I feel that way about every post I do – it must be tireseome to read – as if you fucking read.

Charli XCX Bikini


Charli XCX Bikini

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2019

22

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX Nipples

Charli XCX with her nipples out in this see through bra…

Her name was her MSN Handle which may bring post traumatic stress to some of you weirdos who had sex with so many fat girls thanks to MSN over the years when MSN was a thing….while others will think of it as the glory days of internet seduction…before Facebook really took over and robbed us of our anonymity….

I remember talking to strippers on MSN….cam girls…one who would vacuum her house naked while I watched…the technology was there back then…it was all we needed but then people got narcissistic and felt the need to have basically a billboard of themselves where they can share their inner thoughts and post their bikini pictures permanently – so that they don’t have to wait for someone to ask to send the pics…they can just permanently exist online..

Either way, I don’t give a fuck about Charli XCX, which I why we are talking about MSN here….see through bra or whatever is whatever….all so repetitive and dumb.

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2019

14

Mar

Charli XCX Being SLutty of the Day

Charli XCX Slutty

Charli XCX….some UK hipster popstar shit…named after her MSN account handle..where she first learned how to send nudes…still doing the same bullshit all these years later…long after MSN stopped existing…because tits have staying power.

I don’t know any of Charli XCX’s music…

But tits have staying power and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

07

Mar

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XcX Bikini

Charli XCX is a hairy broad…

I googled her last week, because I saw some other cunt on social media with the name XCX at the end of her name and I thought it was some sort of slut code that I should be privy to.. I got on that Urban Dictionary hustle, thinking it was like the whole escort world acronym – like DD/LG or something that’s like DIRTY DADDY / LITTLE GIRL – or other sex work slang that used to make reading backpages (RIP) feel like reading fucking code….like GFE, DFK, PSE, OWO, RO…there was more…but that has nothing to do with this Sex Worker….who is disguised as a popstar pile of shit…where the XCX was her MSN handle…that meant KISS / CHARLIE / KISS…so clever, maybe she should have left that on MSN…when it died 20 years ago…like grow the fuck up, be serious if you want to be serious here.

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Here are some more pics…

Charli XcX Fishnets

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2018

16

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Charli XCX Nude Covered in Roses American Beauty

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

Charli XCX Massive Fat Pussy Print Tight Shorts and Shirt

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2018

12

Oct

Charli XCX Pussy Print of the Day

Charli XcX Big Tits Pussy Print Red Bikini

Charli XCX is another club level performer, you know the kind who exists, who performs, who may even have some successful songs out there, that I can’t confirm or deny, because I avoid all this amateur sounding music that’s being created, and I’ve even seen her perform live, but wasn’t paying attention, so that I can focus on the important things about these people, like how shameless they will get to get seen.

Charli XCX was all about her tits for a long time, she’s been around a while now, and it was always tits out, tits everywhere, tits! When you got big tits and are from the UK, you do what they call the Rita Ora…

So bad music or not, Charli XCX being slutty, is key….

Her new video

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