I know when you press your ass against the window it’s called a pressed ham.

When a girl presses her tits against a window…it’s called a good time….

When a demonic bootleg Lady Gaga who finally drank enough blood at the satanic music industry rituals to secure her place in the world SMOOSHES her tit against a mirror, I haven’t got a clue what you’d call that…

But I’ll still look at it, because it’s tits and I’m a basic retard man who understands and embraces the power of the tit..

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I used to think that Charli XCX was the mall-brand version of Lady Gaga, which as far as I was concerned was trash to begin with, but she had super stardom through her sonic warfare that she presented as music, supported by outrageous party monster outfits she ripped off from the rave/party monster scene and presented as her own visionary concept…

Anyway, XCX used to wear leotards with her big tits and clunky dancing, playing low level venues and malls and night clubs, which is around the time I forgot about her, but apparently she quickly levelled up and finally paid her dues to the overlords who control these things, paid back all her debts through successful tours and albums and throat fucks….

So they gave her the viral song of the summer, where everyone, even politicians quoted her song and dance…she hit the big time..

Through it all, we’ve been here to stare at her tits…tits that went onto great riches and great influence…

So today, her black dress, which seems to show some nipple, reminds us how long we’ve watched these tits and how far these tits have cum….

So here are her tits, looking like a witch, which she probably is and not just on Halloween…

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I used to think that Charli XCX was the mall-brand version of Lady Gaga, which as far as I was concerned was trash to begin with, but she had super stardom through her sonic warfare that she presented as music, supported by outrageous party monster outfits she ripped off from the rave/party monster scene and presented as her own visionary concept…

Anyway, XCX used to wear leotards with her big tits and clunky dancing, playing low level venues and malls and night clubs, which is around the time I forgot about her, but apparently she quickly levelled up and finally paid her dues to the overlords who control these things, paid back all her debts through successful tours and albums and throat fucks….

So they gave her the viral song of the summer, where everyone, even politicians quoted her song and dance…she hit the big time..

Through it all, we’ve been here to stare at her tits…tits that went onto great riches and great influence…

So today, her black dress, which seems to show some nipple, reminds us how long we’ve watched these tits and how far these tits have cum….

So here are her tits, looking like a witch, which she probably is and not just on Halloween…

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Charli XCX is apparently a big deal. She had the song of the summer and idiots everywhere, mainly middle aged cat ladies who are committed to pretending they are still young and hip with the trends by doing annoying things they learn from Gen Z on TikTok….as they scroll their life away rotting to the propaganda they are being fed….

I judge all celebrities by their tits, or overall fatness, because the content they are putting out is always going to be dog shit.

I do appreciate that Charli XCX does whorish shit for attention while living out her dream, or at least the dream of her handlers who put all this together for her.

There was a time she was a mall brand, night club act, playing for a 100 people who didn’t care….

Now she’s got the minds of many in her hand, even lame politicians are saying “BRAT” like it’s a thing….because it is a thing amongst the people you want nothing to do with…but who exist on this world with you, just clearly on another timeline or as a different species.

She set a goal, or her handlers did, they committed to it and now her shameless titty pics on social media matter more than 99 percent of whores doing the same kind of thing….

Either way, a face only a satanic demon would love to use….

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Charli XCX is some manufactured bullshit UK popstar who has been trying to get famous for a long fucking time. In the beginning she was in the USA touring malls and night clubs with her tits out before proving herself to the Satanic machine the music industry answers to, having them consider her one of their own so they decided to allow her to be famous and a representative and money maker for them.

In being a trashy attention seeking pop piece of shit designed to manipulate the minds of the youth, so that in generations from now, they’ll be even more depraved then the mainstream-ification of pushing an ONLYFANS…and as a man who likes looking at sluts while having no respect for sluts…that’s probably a good thing for me, just not for society as a whole…but who cares about society as a whole, or our social contract, it’s about MY immediate needs and wants.

Anyway, with the popularity of porn and porn chicks, they’ve decided that that only way to complete in the mainstream is to make their pop stars porn chicks too, so we’ve got Charli XCX doing a “spit on a dick” kind of thing that that HAWK TUAH girl got famous for referencing, which in and of itself is even weirder than Charli XCXs rise to the top that was slow and steady….

I find spitting disgusting, in porn, in life, while having a smoke outside an AA meeting….so this is vile to me….and why I am posting it.

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Charli XCX is the biggest thing of all time, or at least of the summer, because that is what happens when you don’t give up and you keep your tits going as long as you can, taking on every opportunity you have to make hit songs.

That’s not to say she didn’t have hit songs before, I didn’t know she had hit songs before because I am out of touch, and I thought this was the mall-brand popstar who I thought only toured malls because I forgot she existed all those years ago….when she did already have hit songs…

I like the narrative to be more along the lines of sucking the devils dick at some human sacrifice sex party in the tunnels under the Hollywood Hills…but it more likely has to do with a lazy minded, self-involved audience who just follow the same people for decades instead of looking for more inspiring shit.

Her song is quoted by the politicians, but the internet, the word brat is back in the mix and ever drone hive mind retard and their moms are excited by it.

She still has tits, has a bit of an AMY WINEHOUSE face, does a little gothic hipster weirdness, but also whores out a little for the clicks…so here’s her ass in a thong…because it’s Thursday and we like assholes behind thongs….

If you’re going to be a popstar who benefits from all the perks of being a popstar, you might as well show us THONG….

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Charli XCX has the hit of the summer, she’s MAINPAGE internet and cashing the fuck in because she sucked the right dick, sacrificed the right human trafficked baby at the Hollywood Satanic parties that decide who the next big thing will be.

Everyone is referencing her song’s catch phrase and doing her song’s dance like the creepy hive mind drones they all are….

So naturally Kim Kardashian used the popstar who never was but who suddenly is in her recent SKIMS campaign, because Kardashian knows how to bottom feed off the right people to get ahead or to at least maintain her relevance.

The campaign is for the Underwear brand that is also owned by Trump’s son in law….little known fact retard libtards who hate Trump’s common sense approach….

It’s also shot by some Canadian scam named Petra Collins, a rich kid who went to NYC and reinvented herself as some kind of artist, because the average American is dumb and buys into the lies or scams the tryhards tell them….she used to make art out of her period blood after deciding to be a third wave feminist that worked at American Apparel…

Petra Collins was one of my early experiences in the bullshit millennial feminist, who was far worse than the gen x feminist who was trying to climb the corproate ladder, because the millennial feminist was trying to do feminism in stupid ways, which involved being half naked and showing bush, but also had a lot of hypocrisy and weird liberal arts women’s studies theories trying to intellectualize their bushes, which makes the amazingness of a bush or tits far more annoying…

Anyway, these inclusive libtards fighting for the rights they already have, because they are sheltered rich kids who don’t really have a grasp on reality….but they all support each other and flock to each other and the second someone that doesn’t fit in their fantasy ideals comes along, let’s say a misogynist like me, they fucking attack…they surround you and if they had bricks, they’d fucking stone you….their trannies would let their balls out to throw down and it’s a lot of anti-depressant insanity…just buying into their own hype, their own lies, their own feminist theories they invented, making their feminist art that’s borderline misogynistic porn….because that’s how they get noticed…

BUT it’s nice to see the bullshit feminist libtard is supporting TRUMP through Kim Kardahsian’s brand, doing SMUT with Charli XCX who is also supporting TRUMP through Kim Kardashian’s brand, because they are all attention seeking bullshit…the libtard hypocrisy is the problem…the LIBTARD lie because they are all just opportunistic…

I’ll still look at CHARLI XCX’s sloppy BRITISH tits…

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It is Charli XCX’s birthday, so a bunch of clout chasing latch-on losers, and a few celebrities who like to be associated with the trending hashtag or trending song of the week, because despite being famous they are also clout chasers designed to help control the collective consciousness by their handlers or Satan himself, so they stick together.

IT’s an exclusive club and we’re not in it, but Charli XCX, who has the song of the summer, with every retard doing the tiktok dance that was designed to be released with the song, because these marketing people understand how viral content works….

So despite us not being in the exclusive club, while some of you may listen to and now the song, like the losers eating the bait that you are…..

Charli XCX’s breasts ARE in the club and are arguably the most important thing about her viral experience, trending popstar status, top song of the year cash-in.

We’re here for the tits….and cake…but mainly the tits….

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We don’t know whether Charli XCX actually produced this high concept artistic piece of selfie smut, she is a very rich pop star who is at the top of her career because the satanic powers that be felt she had paid her dues and was ready to get another trending song and dance on TikTok. China Spyware Social Media Apps are the way pop stars become pop stars these days.

They have all the celebs doing the Charli XCX dance like the robot puppets they are…it’s part of the helping her achieve the greatness she’s done all those human sacrifices for…proving how badly she wants it.

Unless she’s just a compelling figure in music and her songs are just that appealing to the retard fanbase…who cares.

This is about a whale tail, which is a trend now, I’ve seen multiple girls with their thongs sticking out of pants and pants that have thongs built into them for the effect.

It’s a 90s or early 2000s J.Lo throwback, from when thongs sticking out of pants weren’t necessarily something girls were trying to pull off, but that would happen when they were sitting on the bus in front of you.

XCX is topless in the selfie, but hiding her tits, because her shamelessness lacks shamelessness, she’s rich and made it, so she doesn’t need it to be as shameless as it can be….but it’s still a whale tail and there is a fetish in that.

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You probably didn’t know that Billboard Magazine was a PORN mag, but the good news is that everything is porno these days, but some of us are mistreated from an advertising perspective for being porn…..DISCRIMINATION YOU RACISTS…

You can imagine that the piece in BILLBOARD magazine is super fucking interesting where you get some in-depth questions that no one really give a fuck to read, but we’ll pretend since it comes with her tits…

So good work Billboard Magazine, we’re all for you bringing the celebrity tits…

Shit, I just realized that his shirt isn’t her tits…just a dumb looking shirt…making this post OBSOLETE….but since the site is obsolete…they cancel each other out and MAKE things RELEVANT…right?

Here are some of he other smutty pics…

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