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2018

08

Aug

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

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2018

26

Jun

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX Nipples See Through Black Dress

I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of the Lewinsky coverage they had back before the internet existed, unless I am wrong about that fact, which would be unfortunate, since I use it when talking about a site going viral, something that’s never happened to me, not with the Kim K sex tape exclusive, or the Farrah Abraham sex tape exclusive, or really any of my sex tape exclusives, or daily coverage of nonsense…even though I once had 600,000 people visit the site in one day, which cost me a lot of money in server charges, that weren’t off set with advertising, because advertisers think I am porno…which is so fucking weird…while the actual porn star in the content I produce get paid millions…

SUSPISCIOUS….

But that Lewinksy moment happened, last week, when I wrote a first hand account of how I’ve actually seen Charli XCX perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever…and it was unmemorable…low quality…and a reminder that kids have no taste or standards…and while I wait for that Pulitzer to come in….I figure we should all just stare at her tits.

Charli XCX Nipples See Through Black Dress

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2018

20

Jun

Charli XCX TITS of the Day

The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a set of tits who have a record deal like a Rita Ora that don’t have any songs you’d recognize but have tits you’ve already seen…

That is the funny thing about Charli XCX…be sure to share that funny thing about Charli XCX with all your friends because it REALLY matters…Like all this shit…it really matters…

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2018

31

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this and maybe they will…

That is the logic….and a it works! Everyone so mindless this is the equivalent of a laugh track on sitcom…

HEY RETARDS LAUGH NOW – on the nipple version

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2018

02

May

Charli XCX Titty Flash of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this maybe they will…the hope is they will…it’s the way people beg on social media..it’s no getting down on your knees, it’s more putting your tits out there to be seen and talked about like tits are this amazingly huge deal…and sometimes they are…that’s not to say getting on knees doesn’t happen..it’s just to say…it doesn’t happen in front of the camera…at least not that often…but tits and titty flashes…that shit goes down all day all the time…it is the feminist plight…

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2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

Charli XCX in a black bra and panties with a whip

Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

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2018

05

Jan

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX has a snorkle in her mouth wearing her bikini

Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo…

But she did have her tits and ass out, in leotards and other outfits, trying to get attention for her music the totally logical way…of having her tits and ass out rather than the merit of her singing ability, or songs and performance..because we don’t live in an era where you get famous for being good at something, everyone is good at something…we live in the porn generation where women get naked and pretend it’s about empowerment not low hanging strategies to get noticed…TITS GET HITS….and I’m all for that..who cares about shitty songs when we got tits.

She’s on vacation in a bikini and I guess I’m posting the pics she posted assuming you don’t follow her on social media…and you probably don’t..

Here are her nipples in 2016

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