Here’s some Charli XCX, who we’ve decided sold her soul to the devil over the COVID lull in humanity we all just experienced, because like all the billionaires, she came out of it better than fucking ever. She had a netflix show on her produced, she recorded an ALBUM, she dropped a series of slutty and demonic, SLUTMONIC – it’s a look, music videos….

I just find it weird, because she’s been around for at least 7-10 years and hasn’t managed to pull off any of those things, but all of a sudden people care about her tits, which I guess they’d have to since the rest of her is whatever as far as I’m concerned….

I don’t know what this glammed up photoshoot is for, all fancy with her background set, but I am pretty sure I saw nipple discoloration through her bra, and when you’re an old impotent pervert who hates porn, nipple discoloration through a shirt is the foundation of all things good. It’s our bread and butter…of yesteryear when nipple discoloration through a shirt was enough to make you cum your pants if it was happening in front of you. The good ol’ days.

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Being an old timer with a blog, when I should be doing more meaningful work for my legacy that will never happen, because I’m an old timer with a blog, and thus incapable of being remarkable or meaningful…but being an old timer with a blog, I’ve seen Charli XCX go from being a virtual unknown in LA working at night clubs, literally at night clubs, in a leootard like some bootleg lady gaga….to selling her soul to the devil this past year, where she’s gone onto produce a series of very satanic music videos, photoshoots, and a Netflix special…..because all of a sudden, the powers that be wanted to give her the shot.

As it turns out, throughout it all, she’s had her tits, and we’ve been documenting it since first being introduced to them all those years ago….she’s still got the, whether they’re great tits or not, who knows, the face is creeping me out in the top pic so I’m trying to not make eye contact with that JULIA FOX looking monster….but I guess now that she’s more popular than ever, finally making it, the tits are higher profile and thus more worthy to jerk off to than her older tit pics of when she was just a try hard trying hard to make the connections to get her soul sold to the right person who would take her to the top.

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In the last few months, I’ve made a few posts about Charli XCX, who was a popstar from the UK who had a record deal that clearly paid well, maybe she had a few hit songs that I don’t know about, since I hate pop music, obviously, but as far as I’m concerned she was a nightclub act, not a stadium act, and her tours were likely mall tours, or night club tours, which still pay, but aren’t stadium acts…

Then COVID hit, she sold her house in the UK, bought a 30 million dollar house in LA and I was like “shit, maybe she had a lot of cypto”….

Then her marketing material of the new album came out, all satanic symbolism, so I knew she had offically sold her soul to the industry, and was ready for the big pay days….

Her music videos were satanic, her photoshoots in all the mags that didn’t give a shit about her before were satanic, she even got a NETFLIX special, when no one gave a shit about her….so you know, the system is rigged, and they chose her….

Now she’s in more bikini pics covered in blood, maybe be old, BTS from her satanic music videos, or just something she does for fun now that she’s in the scene officially….

I don’t think it’s actually human blood, but it’s symbolism, and it’s weird…

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Whether you believe people sell their souls to the devil to get famous or not, clearly something happened to Charli XCX during the pandemic, where all of a sudden the industry decided to give her her moment…..I guess they kept her as a bench warmer long enough and knew that if they wanted a return on their investment, because she seems to have had a lucrative enough record deal despite being barely famous….and decided it was time before she full expired….so they brought her out of the woodwork, had her buy a 20 million dollar house so people know she doesn’t fuck around, then basically pull her from the nightclub circuit, which is where I saw her perform, and bring her to the TOP OF THE CHARTS…hosting SNL, cover of Rolling Stone, you know their old tired tricks of the trade to get the HIVE mind excited about her…they even gave her a NETFLIX SPECIAL….nature’s number one ad to the HIVE mind, because they are mindlessly watching netflix….paving the way for santanic music videos and a whole new, much hotter version of Charli XCX….and selling her soul was that small price to pay for that fucking fame and fortune…the dream of mattering that all these fucks have.

Who ares, she’s showing off legs that look long, probably ust the angle, and I figure satanist or not, human sacrificer or not, demon blood inside her or not….she’s worth looking at whilst half naked…but hen again, who isn’t…

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Apparently, the recent soul sold to the devil officially hosted SNL, I wouldn’t know because that’s part of the other timeline going on right now and I can’t relate to their jokes in any fucking way…but I’ve hated SNL most of my adult life..

I just find it interesting, barely interesting, that all of a sudden Charli XCX, a signed songstress who found her fame die in small venues….even with her tits out…goes through the pandemic, does super satanic music videos, photoshoots and her overall look….instead of doing basically nothing, like the rest of her career and now there’s NETFLIX docs on her marketing campaign, I didn’t watch it, not even for the tits….is hosting SNL, doing late night shows…all of a sudden mattering, because apparently someone out there wants her mattering right now…

It’s pretty heavy shit, but not as heavy as the tits I distract myself with, or in this case….a panty gyration…humping the air like it was Satan’s leg….grinding the world on Late Night Network TV…not that anyone was watching but they pretend this is the big times…

Looks good to me.

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In the event you don’t really understand how celebrity works, and I am not really here to claim that I know how celebrity works, for the first 16 years of the site I would just focus on how unimpressive the celebs were, I never dug deep into why unimpressive people surfaced to the top…

I just know that there are unimpressive people, who try and try and try to get the top level billings they feel their deserve, only to end up being nightclub and mall level performers…with one or two songs, rich as shit from those songs, but pretty much faded away into obscurity because they never actually hit.

Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere…BING BANG BOOM they exist, are on magazine covers, are doing media tours, are on all the talk shows, have new albums and tours, and in this case a Netflix special on her pandemic marketing…

So when someone I know who doesn’t know shit about pop culture says to me “have you heard of this Charli XCX chick, she’s got great tits”….I know that she’s she’s done that deal with the devil, the people at the top of the food chain need to protect their interests…and they do that with people they’ve run through a series of tests to see how reliable, consistent, and easy to abuse they are.

I think HOLLYWOOD is a fucking dark place, but they’re rich, good looking and have a good time, so maybe dark is a good place to be…while these people try to create gods, or be gods….even if it means an eternity in hell…that’s not to say that Charli XCX knows she’s in bed with the devil, it’s just to say the people at the top are in bed with the devil and she’s just passed the test to be part of their master plan….

Here’s some screenshots from a video I guess…who cares, it’s ass in motion captured in a moment in time….art…but not really.

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING AN EVENT IN A SHORT SKIRT CLICK HERE

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Charli XCX is a virtual nobody and I don’t mean virtual like the MetaVerse, but I’ll assume she’s just as fucking fake as anything you’d see that is Virtual, sine none of these motherfuckers have a fucking soul….and are really just actors, oftentimes terrible actors, doing what they are told….

That said, Charli XCX, ven when she first appeared on the scene with a few uneventful hit songs, a mall tour, maybe a night club tour….she’d wear the one piece leotards the actual popstars of the time were wearing, she was just trying her best….before disappearing, being forgotten until last year when she bought a 20 million dollar LA house, made a few satanic videos, and is putting out this OnlyFans style titty jiggle, which is what you do with big titties if you need attention and I guess in this competitive world of sluts, they all need attention, I mean she’s got a 20 million dollar mortgage to pay off…

I do not know what her CAMELTOE goes up to her belly button, it must be one of those long vags….but overally, selling her soul to the devil has been great for the smut she delivers awkwardly….and when you look in her face, you can tell she’s totally uncomfortable with this, but her mind control programming is telling her to do it anyway.

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I am a firm believer that there’s satanic imagery in Hollywood, mainly music and that some of the people at the top of the food chain really fucking believe in their satanism…because ultimately that shit is fucking evil….

I am not a firm believer that the people involved in the industry are all people who literally sell their soul to Satan or know that they are pulling off Satanic symbols…maybe it’s just part of their fun….because satanic imagery is fun to them….because they are fucking satanists..

So yeah, does Bieber, Drake, Kanye, Marilyn Manson, Oprah, Adele, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Jay Z, Beyonce really believe in evil, or are they just being told to pose like that by the people who own them, who do….

Who fucking cares really, just avoid them all because evil is evil for your fucking soul, even if evil gets these people rich….

I will say that Charli XCX has been around for a long time, her tits big enough, doing mall tours and other INSIGNIFICANT shit….that I guess made her money but nothing obscene…NO ONE CARED.

Then all of a sudden, she buys a 30 million dollar house, drops a weird satanic funeral music video, ends up being the musical guest on SNL, and is doing the Late Night tours….WHEN a year ago…NO ONE CARED.

So, seems like a ritual went down and now she’s here…..and this shoot is what I’d expect by a demonic fuck.

The good news is that with shoot she’s looking better than ever, I guess selling your soul to the devil does a body good for a soulless fuck who will eventually be eating by that motherfucker.

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I have been having the Satanism in the music industry conversation since the Travis Scott thing happened….and whether you believe that these people are satanic or not is up to you. I know most people I talk to are godless freaks who don’t really grasp the concept of God and think they are just here to jerk off all day to porn, or to do other non Christian degenerate shit, like sleeping in on Sundays instead of going to pray, you know because society threw GOD out the window by removing it from school, life, etc….which by definition seems to be a Satanic thing to do….

So whether you believe in a GOD in heaven or SATAN in hell, you can still spot EVIL intentions….and whether those come from evil greedy money hungry people or the demons they worship or are possessed by in this soulless society or not….you can say that there’s a lot of satanic imagery in the music they make, the videos they produce, and for whatever reason, when someone breaks through officially, like Charli XCX, it’s done in some weird kind of ceremony full of symbolism.

You see, this bitch has been around for at least 8 years, she’s been famous, touring, but never a household name…

THis past year, she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA and I thought…”SOMEONE CUT A DEAL WITH SOMETHING BIG”….and then she dropped a slutty video where she’s basically at a funeral….UPLIFTING…so I’ve written her off as someone who sold her soul, whether that’s figuratively or literally, I don’t know, I’m not hiding under Charli XCX’s bed or in her closet, or installing TOILET CAMS in her 30 million dollar house…BUT I would be…and that’s the point of this post….CHARLI XCX now that she’s sold her soul is hotter than she used to be…you can thank the devil for that because you know that she is….

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