I think one of the most interesting things in this series of pics is that some dude is asking Charli XCX for her autograph and she’s snubbing him.

Come one, she had to have hired the kid to do this because there is no way someone is waiting for her autograph in this era, unless that kid is really fucking weird, this is like hiring bodyguards and renting a limo to go to the stripclub so the whores think you’re rich and important so they suck your dick harder even though sucking dick at the strip club is illegal.

I guess you’ll find her saggy ass tits the most interesting thing about this shit, but that’s because you’re a Charli XCX fan and I am a guy who thought Charli XCX only performed at birthday parties and night clubs, when really she’s a big star….

I don’t believe it, but she’s got tits she’s showing off and I can believe that…

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I’ve been doing this website for far too fucking long and it obviously triggers some serious questions about my mental health, clearly something is very wrong with me, but it also triggers some serious questions about the direction I took in my life over the years, because people have made a lot of money adjacent to me, while I sit here and rot…

So in those 20 years, I’ve seen the ghetto streetwear community become high fashion, where the streetwear I remember of my younger years is now this top tier mainstream mall level dog shit that people are throwing tons of money at and a bunch of posers got very rich off it.

I’ve also seen mainstream girls who were uptight as shit become porn chicks…since 20 years ago, people hardly even used email, this was around the breaking point of the mainstreamification of the internet….and a bunch of people got rich off it….

I’ve seen the porn shoot become the mainstream edgy fashion shoot, or the edgy artistic shoot….you know, things girls got paid to be in for Penthouse or Playboy, now being produced as editorial for free! Playboy would have paid 1,000,000 dollars for a chick to get her tits out with the level of celebrity Charli XCX has, but now she’s out there doing it for free. Psychopaths. They are all a bunch of exhibitionist psychopaths….

Sure, there were always nipples in fashion shows, I know cuz I jerked off to them, there were always nipples in SI SWIM, I know cuz I jerked off to them, there were always nipples in fashion mags, I know because I jerked off to them….

There’s something more porny about these nipple shoots and it’s not because Charli XCX is more porny of a chick than other chicks, if anything, she lacks sex appeal, but maybe that’s what I remember, an era where only ugly chicks with something to prove did porn….

But it could be because of the level of trash, the long tit with visible nips or felating a candle…

Either way, when I post it, it becomes porn to the eyes of the advertisers, since they think this is a porn site, so maybe I am still doing my part!

This is for THE FACE magazine, they’ll likely send me a takedown notice, because no one is fun anymore….everyone are possessive fucks…

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Charli XCX may not be the bootleg bottom of the barrel, discount bin pop star she once was when she first got signed and was on the Night Club or Mall tour that no one noticed….

She’s shown up day after day and is now considered a top tier pop star thanks to marketing and media manipulation.

I remember her when she was more desperate, tits out in that leotard….and now we get to see her posing ass up on all fours on some furniture like a badly behaved cat, and I guess when a bitch is on all fours, you’re contractually obliged to stare and imagine your dick going in and out of it.

I may not care for Charli XCX, but there’s never been a girl on all fours I wouldn’t bury my face into….you see the whole being on all fours hides what would otherwise remind me of the terror I’m putting myself through….again…we’re contractually obliged to want to bury our faces into the asses of girls on all fours….

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A little under a decade ago, Charli XCX was some chubby UK popstar who came to America to make it. She was one of the popstars who always wore those leotards and was figuring out her act and persona. She had tours, that were probably just birthday parties and old folks homes, maybe the occasional mall, but nothing overly substantial. She did have a record contract and was worth millions of dollars, but I don’t know if she ever pulled her weight, her heavy heavy weight, but we did still stare at her tits, because that’s what we do when they give us these people to stare at and pretend are more important than us….these Entertainers…

Then covid hit and all of a sudden she’s got a new record, is livestreaming, has hit the fucking ground running like all her work has paid off. She sold her house in the UK, bought a new house in LA worth 20 million dollars, bitch was cruising and I guess still is….all thanks to singing whatever deal she signed with the devil.

Now the goth, who still has the tits, is still chubby, but obviously FAR more important than those early days in the leotard has gifted us with a topless pic, censored, but topless and that’s so much FUN….isn’t it….

I mean…if you’re going to go this far in posting this shit, release the fucking nip and get rid of the bullshit emoji. It’s patronizing and offensive to those of us who are only interested in this storyline because of the potential bare tit,…

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Charli XCX, who sold her soul during the Pandemic, you can tell because she was a relative nobody who had a record deal but who no one gave a shit about, but quickly became the host of a series on the streamers, rich enough to buy a 30 million dollar home in LA, and all this other insanity when you’ve known this bitch and her big tits have been trying to be a big name forever.

I don’t think she’s officially a big name, but money was made and here she is in a red bikini selife, the face looking a little like a bull dog dumpy, the body looking fine from this angle, but if she was to give us a side profile, she’d probably look bloated or pregnant or like a beer drinker….

As it turns out, try hard, fame whore, famous or not…I appreciate a bikini selfie…

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Charli XCX was pretty much a lounge act, which I guess is one step up from a mall act, because there was a time before Amazon where families would leave the house and go to the mall and the marketing team at those malls figured getting more heads into the mall meant more money for their tenants, so they’d cycle through the lowest level talent to practice before turning them into N Sync or some shit….

So I don’t know if British Charli XCX was that low level, but I do know that she used to play night clubs, which is pretty low level, and at the time she was a chubby big titty girl who would wear the onsie like a shitty version of Lady Gaga….

She had a label, was richer than I thought she was, and recently proved she was way richer than I thought because she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA….people care about Charli XCX or she has very rich sugar daddies who she services by doing very vile things worth 30 million dollars….you know it’s a weird world out there and people get their money in all kinds of ways…

Anyway, she’s dressed in some slutty PJs, like she’s going to sit on a Trick’s dick, but unlike traditional whores who keep that shit private or for their paying customer, she decided to selfie it….why put a slutty outfit in the bathroom to waste….MARKETING…

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Charlie XCX has been around for a while…

So went viral in the Pandemic, like so many OnlyFans whores, but instead of selling nudes, she was selling her soul to an industry she had already been trying to jerk off for at least a decade.

She was already rich, she was already signed, she already had a fan base, but with COVID lockdowns the stars aligned for her and she officially took the devil’s dick in her ass and made big moves…

She ended up with a Netflix show, a 20 million dollar house in LA, a New Album, a tour…press, interviews, magazine covers….all out of no where, sure 10 years in the making, but she was pretty much on the mall tour before this…AND with the same tits she’s showing you today, making it all the more confusing….WHY did it take her so long to get invited to the right sex party to make all this happen for her when she was around all this time…who cares, she still sucks, but I’ll look at the tits, since they’re tits..

ALWAYS BE REDUCING CELEBS TO THEIR TITS BROS.

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Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed.

It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, but the shameless self promotion version.

It’s a little “No one pays attention to me, don’t they know I’ve been playing malls, bars and nightclubs for the last 10 years and they even gave me my own show on NETFLIX after the Pandemic had me sell my soul to the right team who have since elevated my status, but I’m still shit”…

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg chubby Rita Ora is, yet she’s in a sheer dress…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 12 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

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I saw some story over the last few days about Charli XCX that went viral, so it was probably for marketing purposes, but the truth is she probably feels this way in her soul that she sold to the devil to finally go viral after a decade of being some fat chick in a leotard no one noticed, playing night clubs and malls, despite having big tits….

She said something like:

Clearly, you have to think you’re hot to get out there and do what these idiots do, you have to think you’re evil to justify selling your soul to the devil, or for doing all the gross shit you need to do to get mainstream, even though she’s really some candy coated self involved trash who looks like Amy Winehouse clown at the county fair in the UK where they are both from.

Clearly, she’s sad that she wasn’t nominated, despite trying so hard, even though the Grammys are for faggots and don’t matter, these people hate being left out….no matter how hard they say “those awards are irrelevant”…..while trying her hardest to be a top tier popstar…it’s kind of a mixed message.

Yeah, the Grammys are shit, bought and paid for awards, but that’s not why they snubbed her, the snubbed her cuz she’s shit too…and not becasue she’s HOT, or EVIL, or NOT BLACK or PLUS SIZED enough…..

She does have tits though….

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Oh god, Charli XCX is fucking ugly, I’m just over here trying to appreciate her use of her tits as a disctraction from the rest of her uninspiring, uneventful, mall brand, low level pop star bullshit, and I can’t even enjoy it because her fucking broken down face that even Amy Winehouse looks better than, and Amy Winehouse has been rotting for years, you see, because I am sure I wrote horrible things about Amy Winehouse’s face, not realizing the kind of ugly we’d be faced with and not appreciating the serious fucking impressive talent she was. RIP WINEHOUSE, she got out before the collapse of society.

What a fucking legend, and we’re here stuck with this dog shit, lie of a celebrity who doesn’t inspire, or bring anything uplifting to the table, just clickbait for a retard generation and her tits aren’t even hot enough to distract from that SHITTY face….

WHAT A DISASTER. Pop culture is dead…..

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