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2023

21

Apr

Charli XCX Cleavage of the Day

Charlie XCX has been around for a while…

So went viral in the Pandemic, like so many OnlyFans whores, but instead of selling nudes, she was selling her soul to an industry she had already been trying to jerk off for at least a decade.

She was already rich, she was already signed, she already had a fan base, but with COVID lockdowns the stars aligned for her and she officially took the devil’s dick in her ass and made big moves…

She ended up with a Netflix show, a 20 million dollar house in LA, a New Album, a tour…press, interviews, magazine covers….all out of no where, sure 10 years in the making, but she was pretty much on the mall tour before this…AND with the same tits she’s showing you today, making it all the more confusing….WHY did it take her so long to get invited to the right sex party to make all this happen for her when she was around all this time…who cares, she still sucks, but I’ll look at the tits, since they’re tits..

ALWAYS BE REDUCING CELEBS TO THEIR TITS BROS.

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