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2018

20

Jun

Charli XCX TITS of the Day

The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a set of tits who have a record deal like a Rita Ora that don’t have any songs you’d recognize but have tits you’ve already seen…

That is the funny thing about Charli XCX…be sure to share that funny thing about Charli XCX with all your friends because it REALLY matters…Like all this shit…it really matters…

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2018

31

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this and maybe they will…

That is the logic….and a it works! Everyone so mindless this is the equivalent of a laugh track on sitcom…

HEY RETARDS LAUGH NOW – on the nipple version

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2018

02

May

Charli XCX Titty Flash of the Day

Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this maybe they will…the hope is they will…it’s the way people beg on social media..it’s no getting down on your knees, it’s more putting your tits out there to be seen and talked about like tits are this amazingly huge deal…and sometimes they are…that’s not to say getting on knees doesn’t happen..it’s just to say…it doesn’t happen in front of the camera…at least not that often…but tits and titty flashes…that shit goes down all day all the time…it is the feminist plight…

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2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

Charli XCX in a black bra and panties with a whip

Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

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2018

05

Jan

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX has a snorkle in her mouth wearing her bikini

Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo…

But she did have her tits and ass out, in leotards and other outfits, trying to get attention for her music the totally logical way…of having her tits and ass out rather than the merit of her singing ability, or songs and performance..because we don’t live in an era where you get famous for being good at something, everyone is good at something…we live in the porn generation where women get naked and pretend it’s about empowerment not low hanging strategies to get noticed…TITS GET HITS….and I’m all for that..who cares about shitty songs when we got tits.

She’s on vacation in a bikini and I guess I’m posting the pics she posted assuming you don’t follow her on social media…and you probably don’t..

Here are her nipples in 2016

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2017

03

Nov

Charli Xcx Nipples so People Notice She’s Got an Album of the Day

Charli Xcx Nipples so People Notice She's Got an Album

Charli XCX who you’ve probably never heard of…because she’s a night club act…and not like in the Glory Days of Hollywood where a Night Club act is what created stars and best sellers….since the night club was the place to be if you were fancy and rich and luxurious…but the night club act of today that is garbage, trashy and I guess that still makes you money if you look at all those DJs making 100s of millions a year..

I don’t think Carli XCX is making 100s of millions of dollars a year, but she’s sure as hell trying to get to that pop star status and since the beginning of her barely there career, she’s’ used her tits, sometimes more aggressively than other times, like this time, where you can see the nipples and that’s a great strategy to me…you see because I wont listen to her music regardless of the exposed tits, but I still get to look at the tits..I’m so lucky.

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2017

26

May

Charli XCX Does Instagram of the Day

Charlie XCX is so edgy…so extreme…so in a bikini or her underwear on the internet for attention like she’s supposed to be, because what else are you supposed to do to stand out, unfortunately…not kill yourself, or each other, because these people are all teh fucking worst…

Who the fuck is Charli XCX anyway…doesn’t matter…exactly…

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2017

17

Apr

Charli XCX Not That Hot or Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX is at COACHELLA at a party in a bikini , because she’s more of a scenester from the UK than an celebrity…

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

It is not because of her music…but we’re in an era where your bikini pics is what matters…what events you go to..how many followers you have…the other shit…doesn’t matter….like talent or purpose…just exist motherfuckers…

She’s kinda dumpy…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

23

Mar

Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples…

In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not…

She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

Because why else would her nipples be out for you to jerk off to? She’ll say empowerment, it’s easier than saying “cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut”

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2017

08

Feb

Charli XCX in Her Bra for Kimmel of the Day

Charli-XCX-Sexy-3

Charli XCX did the Kimmel Show..or as I like to call it…the show with the guy who was fucking Sarah Silverman for many years despite her being a man, not funny, annoying as fuck…and sloppy at best in terms of sex appeal…I guess those were his fat years, pre hit nightly talk show years, and I should get over his horrible past, and focus on the fact that when acts we aren’t quite sure about, but that we have seen perform a lame party once, and it was lame, except for the fact she was an exhibitionist….are on his show…they show off their bra on social media like a good girl…who knows how to make it work….

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