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2015

10

Mar

Charli XCX Performing of the Day

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Charli XCX likes to show her ass to the world…because it is a good marketing hook…otherwise she would just be some low grade, relatively shitty, aspiring singer that no one would notice or pay attention to…

This pantsless thing, in performance and in life…you know just some subtle, yet obvious exhibitionism…makes her matter…

Now if only this trend really managed to trickle into mainstream life…it could make going to the DMV more interesting…you know girls who are even fatter than Charli XCX with less appealing asses than Charli XCX showing their asses…it would bring me joy….and I think it is already starting, and I’m not talking with hipsters Charli XCX is ripping off, Hipster ass happened years ago…we’re talking starting with the mainstream because I was at a bar the other night and a woman was walking around with her ass out….sure she was drunk, her skirt tucked into her underwear…and a mom…who probably never heard of Charli XCX…but I thought she was hip as fuck…for staying on trend.

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2015

26

Feb

Charli XCX is Fun of the Day

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I am pretty sure I’ve seen Charli XCX randomly in public…you know her ass spilling out of her pants…her tits spilling out of her shirt…looking all drunk and ready to get fucked for another hit…but then again, it could have been a crackwhore…I get people confused all the time…I blame Facial Recognition blindness…and confuse people all the time…

That said, I like her fame hustle, I mean she’s working the scene pretty fucking hard right now, and she’s doing it with the right level of slutty…It’s just too bad she’s not that hot…I mean compared to Lorde, her counterpart she is, but that’s not saying much since Lorde looks like her vaigna is more of a penis…

I guess this is what we’ve got to work with in pop music…so I take what I can get…and at least what she’s giving us is perfectly trashy and slutty…which makes her fun…even if she’s not hot…

Here’s some of her side tit…

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2015

10

Feb

Charli XCX Ass Flash of the Day

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Charli XCX loves showing off her ass…if anything I think that’s the only reason she exists. I’ve seen her in person at least once and she was wearing some leotard jacked up her ass, with no pants on, just casually…because I guess that’s how you get your music heard these days….you do it as half naked as possible…and people will care…and based on her success, I am going to assume that people do care…she’s massive now…

You know once just a UK slag doing UK slag things…and now an American hit, living the American dream…like she was the fucking Rolling Stones or the Beetles…all from showing a little ass….pretty easy concept…so girls…show your ass. It will work for you.

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2015

06

Feb

Charli XCX Grabbing At Her Tits of the Day

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Charli XCX is a new…..up and coming star…and I have never heard any of her music, but I like that she’s playing the edgy hipster who doesn’t give a fuck…you know the performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…while making possessed by a demon, as if she was sent here from the gates of hell to win over the fucking world through song….and I figure the more naked, slutty a performer is, the more interesting she is to try to jerk off to..

Either way, Charli XCX is on the map…and I like how she handles herself…like a true lady.

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2014

25

Dec

Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…

I mean there are so many girls who wish they were even at Charli XCX level fame, it only makes sense that this is how she stands out from the rest….becasue relying on talent alone doesn’t matter, since this generation has no idea what talent is, and proven by people who have made it, clearly talent doesn’t ever get factored in….but ass flashes do…thank god..because they are fun to look at…

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2014

15

Dec

Top 10 Chali XCX Publicity Stunting of the Day

Her name is Charli XCX, she’s some new generation hipster popstar, and I guess she’s figured out the very basic and simplistic way to get noticed when you’re given the opportunity to participate in events that have paparazzi on the red carpet…and that is to show off you tits, wear sheer clothing, in a “look at me! look at me!” pretending to be an “artist”…kind of way.

It’s on some early Madonna, when it was actually shocking…with a bit of Lady Gaga, when it’s actually played out and dull kick…

We get it, girls who want to be famous or noticed show their tits. I guess this is feminism…working at its finest…I am such a power woman that I showcase my nipples…because they are just nipples…get over your nipple hating selves…to get noticed..and make a statement..when what it actually breaks down to is that her talent alone can’t make her…she must use her tits to get there…like the good old days…before this whole women’s rights thing…

What I am saying is…this is not progressive for women…but it is tits…and I love tits.


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2014

17

Sep

Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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