Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…I guess we can add BIKINIS to the mix…cuz she does that too….

All these years later, Charli XCX is still an up and coming star..with her tits out….and she’s really not all that impressive or interesting….even when on stage doing her version of a slutty Lady Gaga pretending to be a performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…..but her social media titty content is alright, I’d just be more into it if it was full pussy out nudes, but I feel that way about every post I do – it must be tireseome to read – as if you fucking read.

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Charli XCX with her nipples out in this see through bra…

Her name was her MSN Handle which may bring post traumatic stress to some of you weirdos who had sex with so many fat girls thanks to MSN over the years when MSN was a thing….while others will think of it as the glory days of internet seduction…before Facebook really took over and robbed us of our anonymity….

I remember talking to strippers on MSN….cam girls…one who would vacuum her house naked while I watched…the technology was there back then…it was all we needed but then people got narcissistic and felt the need to have basically a billboard of themselves where they can share their inner thoughts and post their bikini pictures permanently – so that they don’t have to wait for someone to ask to send the pics…they can just permanently exist online..

Either way, I don’t give a fuck about Charli XCX, which I why we are talking about MSN here….see through bra or whatever is whatever….all so repetitive and dumb.

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Charli XCX….some UK hipster popstar shit…named after her MSN account handle..where she first learned how to send nudes…still doing the same bullshit all these years later…long after MSN stopped existing…because tits have staying power.

I don’t know any of Charli XCX’s music…

But tits have staying power and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Charli XCX is a hairy broad…

I googled her last week, because I saw some other cunt on social media with the name XCX at the end of her name and I thought it was some sort of slut code that I should be privy to.. I got on that Urban Dictionary hustle, thinking it was like the whole escort world acronym – like DD/LG or something that’s like DIRTY DADDY / LITTLE GIRL – or other sex work slang that used to make reading backpages (RIP) feel like reading fucking code….like GFE, DFK, PSE, OWO, RO…there was more…but that has nothing to do with this Sex Worker….who is disguised as a popstar pile of shit…where the XCX was her MSN handle…that meant KISS / CHARLIE / KISS…so clever, maybe she should have left that on MSN…when it died 20 years ago…like grow the fuck up, be serious if you want to be serious here.

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Here are some more pics…

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Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

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Charli XCX is another club level performer, you know the kind who exists, who performs, who may even have some successful songs out there, that I can’t confirm or deny, because I avoid all this amateur sounding music that’s being created, and I’ve even seen her perform live, but wasn’t paying attention, so that I can focus on the important things about these people, like how shameless they will get to get seen.

Charli XCX was all about her tits for a long time, she’s been around a while now, and it was always tits out, tits everywhere, tits! When you got big tits and are from the UK, you do what they call the Rita Ora…

So bad music or not, Charli XCX being slutty, is key….

Her new video

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The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform….

I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram…

But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit…

Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it.

The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all.

Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming.

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Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

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