I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared….

It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career..

So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out…

So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate.

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Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us…

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Charli XCX has her tits out for GAYTIMES because tits are what she’s known for, at least what I know her for, because I can’t name one of her songs, and if I was to go to the local mall and ask 1000 people what their favorite CHARLI XCX song is, I imagine only 1 person (if that) will know one. She’s that level of barely famous but the media wants to sell her to us…even though we aren’t shopping.

SO, her in Gaytimes, is really a whatever situation, other than me finding it offensive that she’ll take any opportunity to pull her tits out, even willing to exploit her tits to the gay crowd, since they are probably the only people paying attention to her because they mistook her for a drag queen and they love drag queens…

The fact that gay dudes don’t like tits, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t show off her tits, especially if it’s all she’s got…but it is pretty shameless, like take every chance se can to show the tits off, and despite being perfectly fine with that cuz I am a pervert, I think it’s selling herself short, pornifying herself in the worst way….like go big or go home this skirting around the issue is fucking dumb…

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Charli XCX is a dick sucker…and these are her tits she uses to get the dick sucking done right.

Funny enough I saw her leaving dick sucker comments on HALSEY’s comment on some EUPHORIA stars slutty fat girl who pole dancing BECAUSE dick sucking is what she’s done to get as relevant as she is, which isn’t that relevant, but is more relevant than any of us….

Even funnier, I have seen her performing at some random event and no one cared, this is back when she was being talked about more often cuz of her fat tits…that she liked to play up like EVERY single girl who has tits.

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Charli XCX is not hot in any way….

She’s also not talented. Her music that is basically non existent in the music industry, an industry filled with shit music, just not Charli XCX shit music…but she’s on a mission to get out there using her tits and we can’t hate her for that. It’s just been a long run…she’s been at it forever…doing the Rita Ora immigrant making it in America and putting herself out there as hard as she can….

But the reality is, I’ve seen her perform at some party once, and she’s got zero stage presence, no one gave a fuck, she just sucks…but thanks to social media she’s able to tell a totally different story…with the tits.

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The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed…

When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers…

Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness.

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Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

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MORE BASKETBALLS…All these bitches have their tits out today, I assume for the Raptors…beating that homosexual Steph Curry Chicken…But maybe that’s just me thinking basketball, because it’s all anyone fucking talks about since Toronto won…

It’s like shut the fuck up, some of us find sports really fucking gay and aren’t into men running around with each other….not to mention it is really just modern slavery, where these weird white people own these teams that use black people to make them lots of money…sure they pay them a lot of money…to be put up against each other on the court or field…but the people at the top…the whites are doing on their backs…

Not that this has anything to do with CHARLI XCX with her tits out for attention, but who gives a fuck about CHARLI XCX or her tits. NOT ME…that’s who.

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Charli XCX got her gay tits out…..

Charli XCX brought her tits out for Gay Pride, because I guess that’s what these girls are doing this year to celebrate DICK ON DICK sex, you know making themselves a part of it, as a supporter, or in Charli XCX a performer who probably has a mainly homo fan base….because Homos like shitty popstars, they find them so fierce and fabulous and OMG…or some shit…especially new generation queers who are far less interesting or edgy than old generation queers…nothing progressive here….

Charli XCX is some UK pop shit who moved to LA and became as famous as she is, which is not really that famous, by using her tits….so it only makes sense that when an excuse like PRIDE and showing you support for Pride comes up….you gotta get them nipples in a “do my nipples offend you”….stance….

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