I only know Charli XCX because of her tits. Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while. Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently […]

Charli XCX has her tits, pierced nipples and all, pretty visible at some Oscars party, that seems to be the Vanity Fair party, which is rumored to be one of the more exclusive parties, even though Em Rata’s tits were there, so they likely invite anyone, all the riff raff, no matter how much of […]

I think one of the most interesting things in this series of pics is that some dude is asking Charli XCX for her autograph and she’s snubbing him. Come one, she had to have hired the kid to do this because there is no way someone is waiting for her autograph in this era, unless […]

I’ve been doing this website for far too fucking long and it obviously triggers some serious questions about my mental health, clearly something is very wrong with me, but it also triggers some serious questions about the direction I took in my life over the years, because people have made a lot of money adjacent […]

Charli XCX may not be the bootleg bottom of the barrel, discount bin pop star she once was when she first got signed and was on the Night Club or Mall tour that no one noticed…. She’s shown up day after day and is now considered a top tier pop star thanks to marketing and […]

A little under a decade ago, Charli XCX was some chubby UK popstar who came to America to make it. She was one of the popstars who always wore those leotards and was figuring out her act and persona. She had tours, that were probably just birthday parties and old folks homes, maybe the occasional […]

Charli XCX, who sold her soul during the Pandemic, you can tell because she was a relative nobody who had a record deal but who no one gave a shit about, but quickly became the host of a series on the streamers, rich enough to buy a 30 million dollar home in LA, and all […]

Charli XCX was pretty much a lounge act, which I guess is one step up from a mall act, because there was a time before Amazon where families would leave the house and go to the mall and the marketing team at those malls figured getting more heads into the mall meant more money for […]

Charlie XCX has been around for a while… So went viral in the Pandemic, like so many OnlyFans whores, but instead of selling nudes, she was selling her soul to an industry she had already been trying to jerk off for at least a decade. She was already rich, she was already signed, she already […]

Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed. It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, […]