I only know Charli XCX because of her tits.

Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while.

Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently those tits have had hits and have made lots of money in the process…

I think she lives in a 20 million dollar house from money she’s made doing this shit, before actually going viral for this shit.

This should inspire me to start a band and make some shitty music with my tits out, because I want a 20 million dollar house too…I mean, I’d be happy with a 20,000 dollar house….but you gotta dream big…but my tits aren’t as good as this…

Anyway, tits get hits, that’s what this is about, so check out who is Charli XCX is going viral for a song….showing off her tits because flashing your tits when you’ve gamed the industry is more fun that giving the finger…especially when the tits is all anyone actually cares about….unless she was giving us the finger while giving herself a fingering…but she’s not Iggy Azalea.

Posted in:Charli XCX