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2024

09

Apr

Cristy Ren is the Instagram Of The Day

Cristy Ren is some instagram model who apparently only started her instagram hustle in 2021. It was the pandemic years and she probably realized that staying at home was more fun than working some shit job like nursing, so she said to herself “let’s use these tits”…

It’s the age old struggle of the big titty girl, deciding whether to fully embrace and exploit the big tits like some kind of pin-up model, sex doll…or to do something more wholesome like working retail….because they’re tired of being reduced to their tits, even though their tits are the only reason anyone is going into the retail store they are working at, you know the busty cashier at the grocery store always has the biggest line of husbands buying milk and bread for the wife and kids….

I don’t know if the tits are real, or if she’s even real, she could just be AI technology which isn’t always a complement because it means she’s got that soulless, dead eye, instagram look….but you don’t have to really deal with that if you fixate on the tits, which is what I do….

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