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Archive for the Instagram Babe Category

2024

12

Jul

Maja Krag is the Instagram Of The Day

Maja Krag is some 29 year old Danish Model…who may remind some of you how much you like the breakfast pastry and how long it has been since you’ve had one, but to me, she reminds me of tits.

She’s actually a semi-legitimate model who has done bikini and lingerie campaigns over the course of her career….

However, with the way social media has gone, it’s hard to determine who is the legitimate model and who is the shameless instagram model fighting for eyeballs in some self produced content..

I guess the best way to determine who the legitimate one is, would be the one driving the Lamborghini is the one who is not signed to an agency, but rather pays an agency to sext with her fans on whatever exclusive content site they are part of.

Point of the story, I like the underdog, which in this era is the signed model who has worked for real campaigns, because that stamp of approval process makes them more worthy of having their tits stared at, rather than the tits of some girl with an iphone showing her tits…

Ultimately, it comes down to the tits, and they’re all the same kind of whore, just on two planes in this timeline…

Now, get me a goddamn Danish….the service in this basement apartment is shit.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

11

Jul

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Nothing like jerking off to a chick named Michael…

It’s not like it’s not hard enough in this era of face injections, face filters and other insanity that allows the girls out there to look tranny and the tranny to look girl…throw in some gender beding names to drive that shit home…

I don’t think many people have been duped by trannies in my immediate circle, if anything they’ve been the weirdos who seek them out….but I am sure the whole online dating game is more like the crying game now that these psychos literally believe they are women and expect you to accept their penis and being a vagina despite being int vagina….you BIGOT…

Hot tits though…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

10

Jul

Lil Mama is the Instagram Of The Day

Calling this Dominique chick “Lil Mama” probably makes you feel like a racist because she’s brown.

Like when you go to some all inclusive resort and you call the cuban entertainment staff chiquitas, or whatever the fuck you’d call a cuban chick to sexualize her and make you seem like a good loud American who speaks slow and loud in a made-up accent in hopes their Spanish asses will understand you….

Ultimately, calling a dark skin girl Lil Mama is not all that racist, it’s not like you’re calling her the forbidden “N WORD”…and in this Dominique girl’s case, I don’t know if she’s even black, or just tanned, but whatever she is, it looks good. Which is a reminder that racism doesn’t exist, we are all god’s people and it’s easier to see when the subject matter is a babe….hotness prevails all stereotypes so be hot.

I just know she’s a 5 foot 11 model with a fit body who wants to be called Lil Mama, like it’s her stripper name…or her rapper name…or both and she strips just not hard enough for my liking, but she’s an educated college athlete turned model, her need to suck dick for rent money is less than other instagram models.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Jul

Victoria Chirino is the Instagram Of The Day

Victoria Chirino is a Miami model. I know, shocking…

It’s like any chick in Miami is a model because she’s got an instagram where she post her bikini pics, even if she has a corporate job, or a service job as a waitress, or a job giving handjobs to rich dudes who roll through Miami or who live there like Michael Bay….it’s Miami people…there are hot chicks in bikinis who walk the street amongst the fucking normies….

If anything, Miami is probably one of the hottest cities in terms of quality money grubbing pussy in AMERICA….so here’s some CHIRINO….which sounds like a delicious dessert.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jul

Alexis Sheree is the Instagram Of The Day

Her post-nouns our SHE/REE…

I may not know anything about this model named Alexis Sheree, which sounds like some kind of cheer that retards would make at a birthday party full of other retards, just shrieking in excitement SHEREEE!!!!

But I do know that SHEREE posts pics in her swimsuits, so she’s one of those kinds of models, that bring us the beach to our phones because we’ve failed at life and they’ve one because they have SHEREE body parts like tits and a vagina squeezed into a bikini….

That’s all we really need to know.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

06

Jul

Shauna Sexton is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Shauna Sexton

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

03

Jul

Morgan Avery is the Instagram Of The Day

I may not know what Morgan Avery’s hopes and dreams are. I don’t know her ethnic background or where she is from, what she does outside of her social media. But thanks to people being pretty predictable, I can make some pretty solid assumptions about all those things, not that I care about her quest for fame and money or dudes with fame and money that are rooked in by the near nudes, I’m more into the near nudes.

The girl has a great body and good face, it’s like she has no choice but to be putting it out there for all those dreams to come true…

She’s a signed model…this is what they do.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

01

Jul

Pauline Jackson is the Instagram Of The Day

I don’t think Pauline Jackson is Michael Jackson’s alter-ego after he faked his own death.

I don’t think she’s even related to Michael Jackson, or at least I hope she isn’t because I had all the Paris Jackson lawyers come after me a few months ago to remove ALL of her pics and posts I’ve ever written on her, an ask I complied with because why should my art be kept public when it makes fun of her dad for the rumors of him being a pervert…..set to pics of her shameless titty content when she was first figuring things out….

CENSOR ME JACKSON FAMILY…MUZZLE MY VOICE….OPPRESS ME!

Anyway, Jackson is a pretty common last name I guess and when it comes to half naked chicks on the internet, they don’t even use their last names, so this conversation could just be a distraction from looking at her tits.

This post is about tits you see…not tits you don’t see.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

28

Jun

Rachel Garcia Carrillo is the Instagram Of The Day

Her name is Rachel Garcia Carrillo and with a name like Rachel Garcia Carrillo she could very possibly be human trafficked into America through the open borders they all talk about….or SHE COULD even be born there….what a crazy concept.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

27

Jun

Gillian Nation is the Instagram Of The Day

Her name is Gillian Nation.

I am not sure how much it would cost to buy citizenship to her pussy.

I do not know if you need a VISA to get up inside her.

I have a feeling that you probably need A LOT more than a VISA….

These chicks are expensive.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe