I once knew a hot chick named Soula, not to be confused with Soulja Boy Tell’ Em….

She was Greek because the name Soula is apparently Greek, as is anal….

She was surprisingly HOT, because she hadn’t spent a life Olive Oil farming and mourning her husband that died 35 years earlier, back when she started growing out that beard and ass.

But she had man hands and the over-picky dudes who she wasn’t fucking would be like “she’s hot, but those hands” and as much as I like to target everything wrong with celebs, from weak-chins, to cellulite, to weird toes to any angle I can get to slam them into the ground and hope they die….but in REAL life, which is a thing you may have heard of that happens off the internet…I love all pussy, even gross pussy….especially hot pussy that doesn’t want to fuck me.

So as these dudes who she wouldn’t fuck were complaining about her man hands, like that was a gross deterrent….and I was a dude she wouldn’t fuck thinking about how I’d let her fist me with those man hands if it got me the chance to fuck, probably one of my gayer things I’d be willing to do to get hot pussy….

Needless to say, it didn’t happen…but the name Soula means hot chick with man hands where I’m from….

I don’t know about this Soula, but she’s likely some kind of whore.

AREN’T THEY ALL!

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You may be asking yourself who is Jessica Nazar-Anus….but I am just wondering how you go through life with the word ANUS in your last name…only to take it to the mainstream level and attempt to make it household with all your nude or near nude content…it’s one of those “probably shoulda changed the name for a stage name” moments, but instead committed to the cause and took ownership on her NAZER-ANUS…empowered by the NAZER-ANUS….only to celebrate the NAZER-ANUS…

She’s like those fat chicks, deformed chicks, retard chicks, diseased chicks on instagram making a career out of their ailments…only her ailment is one you can look past why trying to look for her actual ANUS….

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I don’t think that Nikki Gerber is the Gerber Baby, but she could be the heiress to the GERBER fortune like Kaia Gerber’s dad…which is apparently a rumor that I made up many years ago and he is in-fact not the baby foood magnate’s grandson, but just some model fucking restaurant owner who launched a tequila brand with George Clooney….

Speaking of model fuckers, this NIKKI GERBER is apparently an actual model so wanting to fuck her makes you a model want to fuck her, a variation from being an actual model fucker….but it’s something…because YOU are something!

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Jessel Pena and her stupid name was apparently a Miami Dolphins Cheerleader.

I have heard stories that the Cheerleaders are not allowed to fuck the team, but I wonder how enforced that is.

Not to mention, they are probably allowed to fuck the other teams, because they’re in the circuit.

If they are in-fact no allowed to fuck specific people as a condition to their job, isn’t that misogyny…isn’t that lack of WOMEN’S RIGHTS…isn’t this like telling a woman what to do with her vagina when you don’t even have a vagina…isn’t this what every whore is protesting when they CRY for the RIGHT to kill their unborn baby because their whoring got them knocked up….

ISN’T IT…

I actually don’t know if she’s a Miami Dolphins Cheerleader, I just googled her in efforts to find some compelling thing to say about her and clearly that didn’t work out for me.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LOSER!

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Shannon McMullen is an Irish Ecuadorian model in LA who is trying to be an actress so she posts slutty content on social media to get noticed…

If you’re wondering how you get an Irish Ecuadorian you either take an Irish backpacker on his GAP year and give him one too many shots of moonshine in the jungle, leading to a tribeswoman getting impregnated….or you let the Ecuadorian chick float over to Ireland on a raft after overshooting Florida and getting caught in the gulfstream…only to settle in Ireland thanks to having no border walls, getting impregnated to earn her keep by the Irish farmer who lets her sleep in the barn…

She looks good enough to stare at in her bikini, which is what it’s all about anyway…how the blood got mixed doesn’t matter since it worked out like you’d want it to for a MUTT instead of a PURE BRED with all the medical issues that come with being pure bred…
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If her first name is CELINE and her last name isn’t DION, then I’m not jerking off to it…

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I know that most of you jerk off to chicks named Michael because they are all you can really get and you’re a bunch of fags…

But apparently, not all chicks named Michael have cocks bigger than your own….to fuck you up the ass with….

Because this chick named Michael is hardly as masculine as you’d expect from someone named Michael wearing a bikini…which in your case is usually just a shaved down dude in a wig with make-up on…I mean you can’t get actual chicks and you can’t get the trannies that look like instagram chick muppets…so you take what you can get…pre-tit implants and hormone therapy…but at least you try.

Here’s Michael…..less gay than other chicks named Michael since she’s hot.

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Dani Torres is a Fashionova Ambassador – so you know that she’s one of those classy bitches who helps promote stripper clothing that has made a dude a multi-billionaire thanks to instagram hustling through instagram strippers…IT IS the skinny tea of a generation and really, what happened to the SKINNY tea movement, did Facebook crackdown on them for being snakeoil lies that don’t make bitches skinny at all, or did the tea vendors make so much money that they collectively retired off the same….

WE WILL NEVER KNOW..

What we do know is that Danni Torres has some tits, tits that 850k people are into, probably in part due to the crazy hip to waist ratio…which could be photoshop…liposuction….filters….a rib removal…who fucking cares all this shit is fucking fake and medicated nodded out tranq titty content for the retard brain and it looks it.

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Apparently Lydia Bielen is a legitimate model with a ton of different agents, because that’s what legitimate models do in this world of self produced, self created, self identified, do it yourself models..

I like that stamp of approval…

She’s also got an IMDB because she’s clearly got a dream of acting….

I checked out her instagram, saw her in stripper heels, a thong, squating like she’s either taking a shit on my chest or suffocating me with her model asshole…both exhilarating…

So…let’s celebrate it…

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