Her name is Taylor Nunez and she’s in a bikini on instagram, because that’s where the money is.

The one thing we’ve learned from social media, but that we’ve known our entire life, is that tits get hits.

The problem was that girls were too shy or modest or wholesome to show the tits to get hits….

But social media normalized the whole thing, where they’d see the most action on their vacation pics, getting pervy feedback from friends, strangers, and people from their past creeping….

Apparently giving boners triggers something in the brain, so then all the girls, not just whores, start doing it, at all ages….and next thing you know, we have a bikini apocalypse, or pandemic…

We had the COVID of BIKINI pics, LOCK IT DOWN boys…where everyone and their mother was getting in a bikini for clicks.

Whether they are self proclaimed content creators who target other women, straight sluts on onlyfans, or professionals who work corporate life…they all have one thing in common and that’s wanting dudes to see them in bikinis for the feedback, likes, follows and comments….

Now Taylor Nunez is just like all the other girls, but she may think she’s more important cuz she makes more money than the other girls, but at a certain point the whoring isn’t to whore, it’s just to slut….they’d do it for free….

Normalized bikini pics, amazing…random girls in bikinis, awesome….so here’s Taylor Nunez in her bikini, sloppy tit, who gives a shit…

In this photoshoot the watermelon is her co-star, a little watermelon over her watermelons doesn’t work as well when the watermelon is sliced….sweet drippy juicy watermelon, that unfortunately, she doesn’t crush with her thighs….but we can still stare at her tits, we’re versatile.

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In the event you haven’t spent anytime on Instagram….here’s some high level, high brow, highly engaging content being prodcued.

If you are wondering why celebrity is dead and all the chronic masturbators have turned to the addictive platforms like instagram, here’s some high level, high brow, highly engaging content being pushed on the platform to keep you around.

We’ve always been chronic masturbators, but the man who makes the trillions off dollars off this sad and human need, is the man who does it in a mainstream way, so that it’s not seen as porn, but rather high level, high brow, highly engaging content…

This girl puts her titties in circles…

The real question is how did humanity survive a time when girls weren’t putting tits in circles….or if they were, it was done in the privacy of strip clubs and frat parties…

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Her name is Marlyn and she is a product of our times who produces the important content of our times. This is our renaissance painting, or masterpieces, all in the form of sleazy clickbait thirst traps designed to seduce the loser man into paying up.

She is a 19 year old with the ass of a 45 year old mother of three that may have the same mileage, but we’re not here to judge, we’re here to celebrate how amazing the world in which we live is. Plus, we’re sophisticated enough to know that just because you give off slut energy on the internet doesn’t mean you’re a slut in real life, you’re just an enterprising young person.

When a culture is rewarded for producing low level smut, finding the audience of loser dudes with credit cards eager to pay up, you’d have to be an idiot not o jump in ass first.

It may appear as some bottom feeding desperation, but at the same time the ass in question could belong to a brilliant hustler, this is just what brilliance and hustling looks like in this era.

I saw some troll looking bitch on Reddit looking for an accountant because after 3 years of IG whoring, she’s broke 6 figures and wants to do her taxes right.

She was a troll looking bitch people, making 100k or more per year because dudes are pathetic losers.

If she was in the actual workforce, she’d be working a Starbucks or some marketing company for 50k a year and it would require going to work. YUCKY.

If the market and the audience are such losers willing to throw their dollars at a chick, CATCH THOSE DOLLARS while they are available.

These things are cyclical and people are already bored of the self produced, self promoted, scheming “buy my nudes” angle that OnlyFans is built on.

So the gold rush era of easy pickings will dry up, but before it does, these asses keep ending up on instagram and I keep looking at them.

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I once knew a hot chick named Soula, not to be confused with Soulja Boy Tell’ Em….

She was Greek because the name Soula is apparently Greek, as is anal….

She was surprisingly HOT, because she hadn’t spent a life Olive Oil farming and mourning her husband that died 35 years earlier, back when she started growing out that beard and ass.

But she had man hands and the over-picky dudes who she wasn’t fucking would be like “she’s hot, but those hands” and as much as I like to target everything wrong with celebs, from weak-chins, to cellulite, to weird toes to any angle I can get to slam them into the ground and hope they die….but in REAL life, which is a thing you may have heard of that happens off the internet…I love all pussy, even gross pussy….especially hot pussy that doesn’t want to fuck me.

So as these dudes who she wouldn’t fuck were complaining about her man hands, like that was a gross deterrent….and I was a dude she wouldn’t fuck thinking about how I’d let her fist me with those man hands if it got me the chance to fuck, probably one of my gayer things I’d be willing to do to get hot pussy….

Needless to say, it didn’t happen…but the name Soula means hot chick with man hands where I’m from….

I don’t know about this Soula, but she’s likely some kind of whore.

AREN’T THEY ALL!

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You may be asking yourself who is Jessica Nazar-Anus….but I am just wondering how you go through life with the word ANUS in your last name…only to take it to the mainstream level and attempt to make it household with all your nude or near nude content…it’s one of those “probably shoulda changed the name for a stage name” moments, but instead committed to the cause and took ownership on her NAZER-ANUS…empowered by the NAZER-ANUS….only to celebrate the NAZER-ANUS…

She’s like those fat chicks, deformed chicks, retard chicks, diseased chicks on instagram making a career out of their ailments…only her ailment is one you can look past why trying to look for her actual ANUS….

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I don’t think that Nikki Gerber is the Gerber Baby, but she could be the heiress to the GERBER fortune like Kaia Gerber’s dad…which is apparently a rumor that I made up many years ago and he is in-fact not the baby foood magnate’s grandson, but just some model fucking restaurant owner who launched a tequila brand with George Clooney….

Speaking of model fuckers, this NIKKI GERBER is apparently an actual model so wanting to fuck her makes you a model want to fuck her, a variation from being an actual model fucker….but it’s something…because YOU are something!

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Jessel Pena and her stupid name was apparently a Miami Dolphins Cheerleader.

I have heard stories that the Cheerleaders are not allowed to fuck the team, but I wonder how enforced that is.

Not to mention, they are probably allowed to fuck the other teams, because they’re in the circuit.

If they are in-fact no allowed to fuck specific people as a condition to their job, isn’t that misogyny…isn’t that lack of WOMEN’S RIGHTS…isn’t this like telling a woman what to do with her vagina when you don’t even have a vagina…isn’t this what every whore is protesting when they CRY for the RIGHT to kill their unborn baby because their whoring got them knocked up….

ISN’T IT…

I actually don’t know if she’s a Miami Dolphins Cheerleader, I just googled her in efforts to find some compelling thing to say about her and clearly that didn’t work out for me.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LOSER!

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Shannon McMullen is an Irish Ecuadorian model in LA who is trying to be an actress so she posts slutty content on social media to get noticed…

If you’re wondering how you get an Irish Ecuadorian you either take an Irish backpacker on his GAP year and give him one too many shots of moonshine in the jungle, leading to a tribeswoman getting impregnated….or you let the Ecuadorian chick float over to Ireland on a raft after overshooting Florida and getting caught in the gulfstream…only to settle in Ireland thanks to having no border walls, getting impregnated to earn her keep by the Irish farmer who lets her sleep in the barn…

She looks good enough to stare at in her bikini, which is what it’s all about anyway…how the blood got mixed doesn’t matter since it worked out like you’d want it to for a MUTT instead of a PURE BRED with all the medical issues that come with being pure bred…
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If her first name is CELINE and her last name isn’t DION, then I’m not jerking off to it…

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