I know that most of you jerk off to chicks named Michael because they are all you can really get and you’re a bunch of fags…

But apparently, not all chicks named Michael have cocks bigger than your own….to fuck you up the ass with….

Because this chick named Michael is hardly as masculine as you’d expect from someone named Michael wearing a bikini…which in your case is usually just a shaved down dude in a wig with make-up on…I mean you can’t get actual chicks and you can’t get the trannies that look like instagram chick muppets…so you take what you can get…pre-tit implants and hormone therapy…but at least you try.

Here’s Michael…..less gay than other chicks named Michael since she’s hot.

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