Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

2024

Aug

I once knew a hot chick named Soula, not to be confused with Soulja Boy Tell’ Em….

She was Greek because the name Soula is apparently Greek, as is anal….

She was surprisingly HOT, because she hadn’t spent a life Olive Oil farming and mourning her husband that died 35 years earlier, back when she started growing out that beard and ass.

But she had man hands and the over-picky dudes who she wasn’t fucking would be like “she’s hot, but those hands” and as much as I like to target everything wrong with celebs, from weak-chins, to cellulite, to weird toes to any angle I can get to slam them into the ground and hope they die….but in REAL life, which is a thing you may have heard of that happens off the internet…I love all pussy, even gross pussy….especially hot pussy that doesn’t want to fuck me.

So as these dudes who she wouldn’t fuck were complaining about her man hands, like that was a gross deterrent….and I was a dude she wouldn’t fuck thinking about how I’d let her fist me with those man hands if it got me the chance to fuck, probably one of my gayer things I’d be willing to do to get hot pussy….

Needless to say, it didn’t happen…but the name Soula means hot chick with man hands where I’m from….

I don’t know about this Soula, but she’s likely some kind of whore.

AREN’T THEY ALL!