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Archive for the Instagram Babe Category

2024

09

Apr

Cristy Ren is the Instagram Of The Day

Cristy Ren is some instagram model who apparently only started her instagram hustle in 2021. It was the pandemic years and she probably realized that staying at home was more fun than working some shit job like nursing, so she said to herself “let’s use these tits”…

It’s the age old struggle of the big titty girl, deciding whether to fully embrace and exploit the big tits like some kind of pin-up model, sex doll…or to do something more wholesome like working retail….because they’re tired of being reduced to their tits, even though their tits are the only reason anyone is going into the retail store they are working at, you know the busty cashier at the grocery store always has the biggest line of husbands buying milk and bread for the wife and kids….

I don’t know if the tits are real, or if she’s even real, she could just be AI technology which isn’t always a complement because it means she’s got that soulless, dead eye, instagram look….but you don’t have to really deal with that if you fixate on the tits, which is what I do….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Apr

Eleashea Barham is the Instagram Of The Day

Eleashea Barham and Bailey is pretty much a modern day circus act, because the modern day circus is a bunch of assholes on the internet fighting for attention by being the most viral at the freak show…because being the most viral at the freak show gets you fucking paid and even if you’re in the top 10 percent of viral freak shows, you still get fucking paid, and getting paid buys you shit and buying shit makes you feel better about your existence and allows you to show off even more than you did before going viral….it’s a cycle of greed, narcissism and lucky for us, it comes with tits..

So this Eleashea Barham chick is a curvy content seller on Playboy’s content creator platform, OnlyFans and even Patreon…just hustling her instagram following from all angles with her half naked pics that aren’t even that hot, but that are hot enough to lure in lonely bros with credit cards…which I guess is what it’s all about..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Apr

Mimi Jade is the Instagram Of The Day

Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Mimi Jade

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Apr

Rachel Bader is the Instagram Of The Day

I don’t know if her name is BADER like masterBADER or BADER like she’s the BADDEST around….but I’m running with masterBADER because the kind of content she puts out there to her 140k fans seems to be designed for that reason alone.

Sure, there could be an element of “look at my awesome life”….or “I really want you to know that I do fitness”….but ultimately, it’s seeking validation through masturbation so give the girl what she wants…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

04

Apr

Gaby de Paula is the Instagram Of The Day

If you’re not one of the 129k followers who lives and dies for Gaby de Paula, then you’re probably like me and have no idea who the fuck she is.

Well, lucky for you, I got all the “TEA”, which is internet for “Gossip” on Gaby….because I visited her instagram, I saw she’s a “Fitness Model” and that’s probabyl all I really need to know.

Her kind of Fitness Modelling is not quite doing the Jane Fonda aerobics of the past, but more wearing provocative clothing and pretty much fucking the fitness equipment so you know just how serious she is.

Works for me, I mean who would want to go to a gym where the girls in the gym aren’t jacking the shorts up their cunts to give you your monthly membership fees worth.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

03

Apr

Eva Quiala is the Instagram Of The Day

Eva Quiala is some instagram model with 1.3 million followers, which used to be a big deal, but now it seems like every local whore with an onlyfans has over 1 million followers, so those with less than 1 million followers just fucking suck at the social media hustle, because clearly it’s fucking easy to pull off.

She has the same look as most of the instagram models, all posing half naked in hopes you want to jerk off to her hard enough to pay for her “VIP CONTENT”….that is probably being run by an agency that takes 20 percent of her money and that means the sexting is with another dude working at an agency or AI and not Eva herself…

She’s a busy person, not too busy to scam you into SEXTING with her, but too busy to bother SEXTING so she outsources that shit, 4 hour work week motherfuckers..

Now I don’t know what goes on with her ONLYFANS and maybe I am being unfair to assume that she doesn’t run her only ONLYFANS but it seems like most of these whores don’t, and whores they are, because whoring is what they paid way too much to do…it’s just low level whoring cuz they don’t risk getting aids and dying since it’s through pictures on the internet they’d giveaway for free if you idiots didn’t pay for this shit…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

02

Apr

Giana Ramos is the Instagram Of The Day

Giana Ramos is a Miami based OnlyFans model, which is a funny concept, since OnlyFans is a self produced thing, meaning being cast to be an OnlyFans model isn’t really as important as being cast for a job modeling products, where the models are put up against each other and one is selected as being the best one for the job, which kinda takes out all the third party validation that people like me appreciate.

It’s not that I think brands or talent agencies or casting agents have a real grasp on the best available talent, or that I need them to tell me what to like or what to be into, I just think having some sort of barrier of entry makes women a little more humble because there are losses along the way, so that the one who is getting celebrated has reason to be celebrated, rather than just a bunch of international losers signing up to their self produced smut.

So this girl takes scandalous pics of herself, monetizes it through more scandalous pics, while looking like every other Kardashian with all the fake everything, and it’s pretty fucking boring, especially since it’s all just a cash grab scam against suckers.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

01

Apr

Riss DuBois is the Instagram Of The Day

Her name is Marissa and she’s 5 foot 11, 185 pound chick with a size 29 waist, but a size 50 ass….

Despite being a fat chick, she carries her fat in a way that’s womanly, since it’s in her ass, hips and tits, while maintaining what seems to be a flat stomach…so she’s got a bit of a ratio….

So despite being a monster sized women, when looking at pics of her and her high estrogen bodyfat storage placement, it’s not so gay.

It’s just that if you were to have her sit on you, or if you tried to lift her, it’s be pretty painful…and if you pulled out your micropenis in hopes of trying to penetrate her, it would be challenging….because she’s large.

She sells her nudes on OF, but apparently does other model bullshit because fat girls are in because the world is fat as fuck and they need people who look like them to sell products to them according to market research, I prefer when fat people didn’t have clothing options and were forced to wear men’s sweatsuits or tarps…because giving them fashion items is enabling.

Images Removed at Model’s Request because She Sucks More than Just the Ice Cream Machine at McDonalds

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

30

Mar

Makayla Halstead is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Makayla Halstead

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

29

Mar

Roxy V is the Instagram Of The Day

It’s Good Friday….

Get good with god…and avoid SMUT like this….

But if you’re a heathen degenerate monster who is headed to hell because you haven’t found Jesus….

Then here’s some model who gets naked or half naked on the internet for money and attention because she wants to be your false idol. Worshipped in this internet land of whoredom…

Her name is ROXY V and the V stands for VAGINA…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe