Valerie Cody is a reminder that if you’ve got big tits, use them, because motherfuckers will pay to see them. It’s the internet’s version of the bar bathroom, where negotiations take place to get a bitch with tits to pull out that tit for you to see. Everyone’s got a price and with this internet thing, that price is reduced thanks to economies of scale…it’s like bulk ordering tits, or a TITTY FLASHING COOP, the COSTCO of tits, where all that tit gets divided between all the perverts so that what would have been unaffordable is suddenly affordable…because 5 dollars from 100,000 people is a lot more than 1,000 from 1 obsessed idiot.

I clicked her link in bio and it leads to her amazon page where she self publishes poetry books, so amongst all her books she’s published is a link to pay to see her nudes. It’s safe to say all authors should take on the same approach, really all self proclaimed artists, singers, actors, designers, potters, milners, fucking bikini waxers, painters, builders, crocheters….link your bullshit art….but let us SEE the tits….

Here are some of her pics…so many titty models not enough time.

Image Credit – Instagram

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