It’s always fun to see an ass that looks like it works at McDonalds turn to sex work and pretend to be a bikini model.

What a weird fucking world this is.

Like you wouldn’t want to be stuck sitting next to her on the plane because there would be no room for you….but here you are loving her half nakedness.

It just goes to show you how pathetic we are because of our penises….we do all kinds of ridiculous shit…don’t we.

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Anastasiia Novoselova goes by Anastasia Supernova, because it’s only natural for someone like Anastasia to market herself as some sort of stellar event that is far more powerful than the sun.

She’s subtle like that, probably like a gay dude but with tits, walking around with this persona that she’s just so high profile, high end, exclusive, valuable…maybe rich guys made her that way, or maybe it’s all just a front because she doesn’t want to go back to whatever war torn Eastern European hell she is from.

I don’t know, I just thought she was a Russian Spam Bot AI model used to manipulate the minds of everyone, but she is in fact human…and that’s always a weird revelation when they look so much like a cartoon…

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Veronica F….doesn’t tell us what the F stands for, but I am sure it’s something FUN like FUN or FUCKS…because if Veronica didn’t give off the energy that she is FUN or that she FUCKS would anyone subscribe to her OF?

Probably, it seems like there are millions of loser dudes with credit cards out there ready to be gamed by pussy….

It’s sad, but it is true.

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I don’t think she’s related to Dakota Johnson….who I guess is now Dakota Johnson because she married the singer of Coldplay who she’s creepily been dating for many years….but they do have the same first name and that’s gotta mean something….I just don’t know what…other than that Dakota makes for a pretty solid porn name, I guess we know what Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson were thinking back in the coke fuelled 80s when they named her….

Check out this body, it’s like way too much estrogen bouncy castle of womanhood who probably really likes baked goods and I don’t know if that’s hot…but I like baked goods and tits that are big enough to ignore the rest of the fatness….you just focus in on them and the rest blurs itself out like those memories from childhood of being abused by your teacher who selected you because they knew you were poor and had no one at home sober enough to cry to or to believe you….

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I don’t know if Trinityy Raine is the kind of Raine you want spraying down your chin after a storm, but I’ve been pissed on by worse.

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Alessandra Portaluppi

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Her name is Audry Adames and I don’t think she’s related to that actress Amy Adams, but you NEVER know.

I am not a geographer, but I think the flag in this girl’s bio is from the Dominican Republic.

She has 550k followers and I am sure some of them are real people because of her giant tits. Real people love giant tits.

She obviously has an ONLYFANS account, because why the fuck wouldn’t she based on the kind of content she’s putting out to the big titty fetishists out there.

Sure, she gives fat chick using filters vibe, but dudes jerk off to Hentai or Anime, so i don’t think they care about digitally manipulated images as much as Kate Middleton conspiracy theorists, since this is all just one big fantasy to them, knowing very well that they’re not leaving their basement apartment to pay this girl to fuck.

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Anna’s instagram bio reads “Everything is better with pizza”…

Based on the pictures, that sounds about right, you like it’s her life philosophy and main focus that she takes SUPER fucking seriously…

I mean she is Italian…and well, the pizza fuels the tits and the tits fuel the social media presence…so without pizza…would Anna even exist.

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Georgie Gardner-Elton is not an OnlyFans model, she’s more of a traditional instagram influencer who produces lifestyle content around her hot body and tits, in efforts to get the views and to do a little bragging about how her life is so much better than your life, so you should follow her.

She is arguably the kind of person who makes people hate themselves, make them feel inadequate or like they don’t have enough money. A ailment they now call “MONEY DYSMORPHIA” like gender or body dysmorphia….where you just aren’t good enough.

So in this “No Cyber Bullying” world where we can openly tell people they suck at life for whatever reason they suck at life….we now have influencers doing it in the least subtle way that is probably responsible for far more suicides than calling a fatty fat as an internet troll would.

BAN ALL SOCIAL MEDIA.

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Ana Lorde is 35 years old and looks it.

She markets herself as the world’s best boobs…and I think it’s safe to say that she’s just playing, she can’t actually believe that, I mean that’s a very bold statement when there are so many tits out there.

She is an OnlyFans chick, obviously. She has 7 million followers, insanity…..I can assume they are 7 million of the saddest motherfuckers out there….or bots.

I’m not hating, the world needs this kind of content, or women who believe they are the hottest things out there so that they produce this kind of content.

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