Like a fine bottle of wine, Nicole Shiraz is probably to stick your dick in….

Not that fucking a bottle of wine is fun, but if your dick is small enough it could be a fancy fleshlight substitute, and if you’re dick is more of a grower, it could be a great way to end up in the hospital needing to get the bottle surgically removed, which surprisingly less embarrassing of a procedure than getting things pulled out of your ass, because you’re a man and expected to put your dick in holes to see if it fits…

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Veronica Rose by any other name is stil some girl with a fat ass and fat titties posing provocatively while looking like AI, or over filtered human that is no longer officially human, but that 1.2 million people on the internet who probably play a lot of videogames and are very lonely about really connect with…

I mean there are many people fucking inanimate objects, jerking off to comic books and and cartoons, so the idea that a semi human chick is behind this content is probably easier to buy into…and really, she may not even be filtering herself ALL that aggressively, I don’t her thinking her exhibitionist content is anyting remarkable if she’s not, like that she looks so good the DRUNKENSTEPFATHER, leader of this broken home we call the internet, DECIDER of all that is hot, sexual or worthy of jerking off, would act like she’s so good she’s computer generated, I’m just saying this social media shit is pretty fake and gay.

FUCK REAL PUSSY…it’s more fun, even when crazy and filled with DRAMA, that’s the human experience bro….disposing of all your life force in your hand to pictures…SUPER GAY.

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You may be one of the millions of people who follow Breckie Hill on social media because she posts slut contents…but for those of us who are grown ups and totally distanced from the circus that is social media influencers, the relevant stars to a generation or two of people, who ultimately don’t really matter and are typically just hot chicks or idiots begging for attention, the annoying crowd that for whatever reason climb the food chain since actual cool people don’t try so hard to be important, relevant or liked….controversial, compelling, funny, relevant…followed…

So yeah, Breckie Hill went after Olivia Dunne the superstar gymnast from LSU who is making a lot of money thanks to her social media. Hill marketed herself as a Livvy Dunne dupe, or as a Livvy Dunne with tits, or maybe social media saw that and ran with it…she continues to try to milk the attention she gets from Livvy and apparently puts out rumors that she’s fucked Livvy Dunne’s MLB boyfriend…because that’s how viral on the internet works, find that hook and run with it….that Leave Britney Alone dude is still that Leave Britney Alone dude and that girl who went viral for falling on her face, is probably out there planning her next falling on her face video….

It made the news and here I am telling you ALL about it to give you something useless, empty, retarded to think about while staring at her whore poses.

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With a name like Pandora, you kinda have to expect her to be Filipina, because in the event you don’t go to the Philippines for the beautiful scenery, and to find yourself a wife that will tend to your needs because they want citizenship and make for good housekeepers and nannies, you know the more wholesome form of sex work….Filipinas have some of the most insane names….

I don’t know any Filipina nannies that are built like this, but it would make grocery shopping in the rich part of town far more exciting if I did….

I don’t know if she’s from the Philippines, or if that’s just her ethnicity to diversify herself as a content creator, you in this era of compartmentalize into whatever niche you can to matter as part of inclusivity….which seems a little backwards…

But I do know she’s got some monster tits on the internet probably being monetized and that’s always so unexpected in this era of anyone with a tit using the tit to get paid.

Her last name is Kaaki and I’m sure you can think of ways to Kaaki her, whether it’s with your kaaki, or giving a bu-kaaki, you’ve got some many things these pictures can inspire you to dream….

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Megan Kim may remind you of the Asian grocer you grew up buying candy from, you know because her last name is Kim, but that’s fucking racist you fucking racist.

Stop Asian Hate, the asians are not the CUNTASIAN infecting your society….they are the hard working group of people who add to the fabric of our multi cultural, globalized one world government future…..Stop Asian Hate…especially when it’s in the form of half naked whoredom of the internet that may not be showing off her straight pubic hair and sideways vagina….Stop Asian Hate especially when it comes NOODLES, fuck I love me some Asian noodles…

That Hentai, Anime, K-Pop shit can go though….

Here’s Megan Kim making her hard working parents proud…this is probably not the American dream that inspired her ancestors to come this way…whenever they came this way….but it’s the American fucking dream…

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I don’t know who Chloe is, but she has a pretty rockin instagram feed that takes place in all these wonderful places in the world, like Hawaii, Tahiti and Bali….featuring her round ass in a thong and other exciting things you’d want from a instagram model doing that whole Alexis Ren life…

She apparently has an instagram boyfriend named Eimeo Czermak, who I thought was a Russian billionaire who makes semi erotic porn with his semi pornographic girlfriend, but as it turns out he’s a pro surfer who went viral about 5 weeks ago for a 55,000 dollar hospital bill after getting rattled in Hawaii…fearing being exiled and never allowed back into the country if he didn’t pay.

Fascinating, I wonder if she’s nursing him back to health with her tits, you know like a good wet beach nurse would….

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Oh Mi Goodness….

What is going on here…

The internet has delivered some kind of fetish content, not sure what said fetish is, but there’s something in Oh Mi….and it’s probably a calorie surplus…

I don’t know if that’s fat shaming or fat celebrating…I don’t tend to celebrate fat and according to an expert scientist I met, only 10% of men are attracted to plus sized women and only because they are insecure and it means that 90 percent of dudes aren’t trying to fuck them….I’m sure a percentage of that 10% live and die for the big girl…but that’s too much math for me and I’m sticking to the majority that feel big tits aren’t quite enough to off-set the plus size that should be shamed for health and wellness purposes…

Oh mi, what did she eat for lunch….

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Mikaela Testa

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Eva Savagiou has 3 million followers….

I wonder why….

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Kristýna Sixtová sounds local…

She’s a body content maker in this internet of things that has democracized the world of producing smut….but allowing women to follow the lead of other women and strip down for strangers on the internet to worship them…

When the female hive mind went this direction….we won as an individual, but lost as a society on a whole…

Trad Wife Life is better…

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