Her name is Val Cortez, which sounds more like a tourist destination or experience offered at your All Inclusive in a Spanish Country. You know the excursion they are up-selling, and I don’t mean the dudes who sell cocaine and hookers on the beach, I mean the legitimate tour guides because in French Canada, VAL means Valley and I can only assume it means the same thing in Spanish, because I am ignorant….

So this VAL CORTEZ may not be an epic hike to see waterfalls, but that doesn’t mean her TIT valley between her MOUNTAINOUS TITS isn’t relevant or that she doesn’t GUSH like a waterfall for the best paying customer….

It just means her name is probably Valerie, Valeria, Valentine, Valens, VALGINA, VALUTERUS, VALANUS, Valveeta, VALARIUS, Valforagoodtime you know the standard VAL names…

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Like a Phoenix, the big tits on social media marketing themselves by seducing men into big tits, will always RISE….

You can’t snuff out a set of big tits on social media trying to be seen, because they will alway manage to get seen.

It’s all so exciting….right Nina Phoenix….

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It’s Haylee’s world and apparently we’re just staring at her tits in it….

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I don’t think Ellie is really an actual Empress, but she does remind me a meme I saw….

A meme I’ll write out for you instead of finding it and posting it for you, because where’s the fun in posting a meme and moving on with my life when I can just drag it out and let my arthritic hands tell you about it….

I’m like the guy who preemptively explains the joke for you so when the punchline drops you’re ready for it, only my jokes don’t have punchlines…

So, I’m looking at this meme and it says….When we had Empires, we had Emperors, when we had Kingdoms we had Kings, now we have countries…..

MEANING….we have COUNTS…and they are all on only fans showing their COUNTS….not calling themselves ELLIE THE COUNT, but that’s what you probably get from her cuz this is the internet and that’s what the internet DO.

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Lina Colada…is out here producing some sexual content for all the perverts out there, because why the fuck wouldn’t she when she’s got a big set of tits like that.

Her bio reads that she tells dirty jokes and works as a truck dispatcher, probably for her mob family’s trucking business, which may get me killed for suggesting such a thing, but why the fuck else would she work when she’s got monster tits like this.

Sure, she has a fat chick with fat tits look, but that’s apparently trendy and expected in this fat era of fat people being celebrated and having the ability to bait and switch you as they blind you with the tits….

Clearly, someone at the trucking office that may not be owned by her mom family, said “hey, the strippers at the strip club I own outside of this trucking business and waste management business are doing good things with their tits online, look into it”….

Is Lina even an Italian name?

I’ve gone off course….re-focus ADHD AUTIST…ON THE TITS…

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Her name is Jolie and I don’t think it’s because she’s related to Angelina Jolie, but she may have some of the tits that Angelina cut off in her fight against her having that cancer gene….

She went to the University of West Virginia, which haters will say is the backwoods University of fucking your family members and making babies, but that’s just because they don’t understand that West Virginia is more than just coal miners breeding with family members, that’s probably got very little to do with West Virginia pride…

Now I will say this OF model is a bit of a fat chick, but with fat chicks often come fat tits and if you’re into tits….you’ll see past the fatness and want to dive in and feed….so here are some pictures for you to do that to…

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Amora Luv

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Coconut Kitty is some digital art project by some chick named Diana Deets, who posted pics of her over-edited character with genuine celebs, because I guess she was LA based.

She seems to have even launched her own pervy cartoon, but I have no idea where that all went because she hasn’t updated her feed in over a year.

She was apparently controversial because she’d edit her pics to make her look young, but I don’t think anything about what she did is that creepy, because clearly she looks like an older bitch who edits her pics down for the jokes.

Someone apparently posted that she died in February of last year from Suicide. That the real person behind the COCONUT kitty ended it all….but I figure that’s the best way to exit your character when you’re bored of doing it.

It’d be the ideal way to end the social media peresence and to run off into the woods to live a normal life away from this shit..

Here’s some of her work…dead or not…the internet never forgets the tits.

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I don’t think Milada Moore can really give us much more, if she did, her back would probably give out and leave her disabled, maybe unable to feed herself, a whole new fetish sure, but those tits are too big for the average body to carry around without being a bodybuilder.

She’s another one of these instagram hustlers, hustling the dudes of instagram with her sexualized content, which is pretty much what you’d want out of Instagram if you were Zuckerberg, because it generates all those pageviews he needs, dipping that toe in porn while really not being porn at all…it’s grey area, just don’t show your grey areas…and we’re good…

With a name like MILADA, she reminds me of riding in a Miata, but less queer…cuz of those monstrous tits that make your brain go back being a baby, when your food source was a giant tit, an image you’ve never got over…..even if you’re a chick, cuz you sucked your mom’s tit too…..

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HA!

Her name is Estephania HA and she calls herself the GIRL next door…..which leads me to think she’s a comedian, or maybe there’s a language barrier or a cultural difference between us and her, because my next door neighbor doesn’t look like a botched stripper, now I wish she did, but she’s some old fat lady who spits when she walks up the stairs and who smells like diabetes foot…

But sure, Estephania, the girl next door….with the stripper look….like all girls next door in this instagram era of everyone becoming a muppet looking influencer.

I don’t hate Estephania, I’m an internet comedian too….HA!

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