I don’t think Ellie is really an actual Empress, but she does remind me a meme I saw….

A meme I’ll write out for you instead of finding it and posting it for you, because where’s the fun in posting a meme and moving on with my life when I can just drag it out and let my arthritic hands tell you about it….

I’m like the guy who preemptively explains the joke for you so when the punchline drops you’re ready for it, only my jokes don’t have punchlines…

So, I’m looking at this meme and it says….When we had Empires, we had Emperors, when we had Kingdoms we had Kings, now we have countries…..

MEANING….we have COUNTS…and they are all on only fans showing their COUNTS….not calling themselves ELLIE THE COUNT, but that’s what you probably get from her cuz this is the internet and that’s what the internet DO.

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