Lambruschi is the Lamborghini of internet pussy…

Or not…

I mean I just said that because her name is insane and I don’t really know anything about this content creator who has nothing but straight up AI ENERGY to me…

I could have also focused on her first name, GINEVRA which sounds like some sort of gum disease…..and nothing saying hot like a fast car with gum disease…

Here are her pics…

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Whenever you meet a POLINA….you gotta ask if you can stick your pole in ya…..by ya I mean her…because you’d be seemingly chatting with her when dropping those epic pick-up lines….but I understand the idea of you talking to a chick is so foreign to your experience….but if you do ever accidentally end up chatting with a girl and you don’t shit yourself or run away, and her name is Polina…you can use that line, she’ll love it…and then love you.

The chances of those stars aligning….pretty much zero…but we do what we can with what we are given.

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I don’t know much about Lara, but then again I don’t know much about anything…..so that’s not saying much.

My initial feedback is tits…but after looking at her instagram, she seems to be a set of tits that loves to travel, rather than a set of tits that loves to be sold on the internet, so she pushes this whole travel thing on her public channel, obviously using the tits for followers and engagement, but she’s doing it in a “I’m just on a free vacation with my tits” and not a “buy pics of my tits” which is rare…

I assume she isn’t a titty vendor, but I shouldn’t assume that, she’s just smart enough to keep it off her link in bio so that hotels and brands hook her up with free shit…because sex work isn’t real work.

Clever marketing….or scammy manipulative sneaky lying tactics to get free hotel stays while actually making money through sex work that she doesn’t want to advertise to those people, but that is the foundation of her fucking existence…

I mean, to think an OF girl was scammy would be SHOCKING.

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I wonder what Eve Gale is passionate about? What are her hopes and dreams? What did she want to be when she was a little girl, was this what she was hoping for?

Did the tit content come to her in a dream, was it a vision from the overlords, or did a toxic man in her life push her to monetize the tits….

What is Eve Gale’s story…I guess we’ll never know because instagram is fake and gay and she’s probably a dumpy fat chick who lives in. trailer park cosplaying…

The fear used to be that you were chatting online with an old pervert dude, now it’s that you’re jerking off to a monster who is cat fishing you….

The internet is bad….but sluts with big tits are still good…even if they are also bad.

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Alyssa Kulani is some Youtuber and/or TikToker with a hot skinny body and tits…she’s got close to a million followers on both channels so you know that she’s important.

I am actually happy that she does TikTok and YT with her hot tits and hot body, because ultimately, she’s more than just an instagram model photoshopped to shit, looking like every other instagram girl hustling an OnlyFans.

Sure, she’s got an OnlyFans, because you’d have to ba fucking idiot to not have an OF if you have close to 1,000,000 followers on both channels, so no hate for the ability to potentially pay for her nudes….

I just like a little more personality out of these typically vapid idiots, even if they have shitty personalities and are still vapid…

I guess I am old and tits alone aren’t enough for me, I mean they are, but I like when their lives on social media expand multiple platforms because it’s that kind of try hard effort that makes those tits work harder for the eyeballs while still being hot tits, despite being hot tits.

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Her name is Lyna Perez and I’ll assume that you’ve heard of her, because she’s got 10 million followers, which is basically the population of Canada, not that that is saying much, but 10,000,000 people following a set of tits on instagram is pretty fucking crazy, assuming they are real followers and not just someone who is addicted to follower count, buying up all the fake followers on the internet to amplify their shit to an empty room that people think is a full house, because they are morons.

Anyway, she’s got the instagram face, the instagram body, she may even just be an instagram AI model, not that that is a good thing, but it is a familiar thing…

Making money off the tits like nature intended.

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Jessica Bartlett

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When they say YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE…

Or that ANYONE CAN MAKE IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE….

You should take a cold hard look at the people of the internet who have the millions of followers, the millions of dollars, and really analyze them to see that they are right, literally any retard can make it as anything…idiots become dot com billionaires, fat chicks become models, ugly chicks become the face of beauty brands, the KARDASHIANS pull off their witchcraft and game the world….

ANYONE can make it, but it helps when you have tits.

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Her name is Val Cortez, which sounds more like a tourist destination or experience offered at your All Inclusive in a Spanish Country. You know the excursion they are up-selling, and I don’t mean the dudes who sell cocaine and hookers on the beach, I mean the legitimate tour guides because in French Canada, VAL means Valley and I can only assume it means the same thing in Spanish, because I am ignorant….

So this VAL CORTEZ may not be an epic hike to see waterfalls, but that doesn’t mean her TIT valley between her MOUNTAINOUS TITS isn’t relevant or that she doesn’t GUSH like a waterfall for the best paying customer….

It just means her name is probably Valerie, Valeria, Valentine, Valens, VALGINA, VALUTERUS, VALANUS, Valveeta, VALARIUS, Valforagoodtime you know the standard VAL names…

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Like a Phoenix, the big tits on social media marketing themselves by seducing men into big tits, will always RISE….

You can’t snuff out a set of big tits on social media trying to be seen, because they will alway manage to get seen.

It’s all so exciting….right Nina Phoenix….

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