Her name is LAN…which I think some of you IT guys might be able to jerk off to her name alone because LAN stands for a LOCAL AREA NETWORK and nothing hotter than setting those up in the office back in the late 90s….all that seat sniffing and having some sense of purpose when the non-tech savvy women would call you to help with their email…SO HOT…

Her name is actually Lan Isobel Fairbain and she’s an instagram influencer or content creator who I assume is not AI, but I don’t know if you should assume anything, there’s an annoying expression about that….

She sells her light erotica as a monetization strategy, so she’s not pushing bullshit products on us aggressively, she’s strictly saying she’s hot enough to cocktease you into her trap by getting you to subscribe.

I don’t know if she does insertion videos, which is the only light erotica I like, but I know she’s got some followers on instagram, some are probably real….so enjoy her content stream.

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Since social media runs the world. One could call it the worst thing to happen to society. Maybe the propaganda machine to control people. Possibly the cause of everyone’s misery and happiness. The distraction from real life, the obsessing of other people’s fake lives, the being exposed to low level ads to get you to buy into whatever these money grubbers are selling and all that other terrible, depressing and disgusting good stuff….I figure featuring social media stars we’ve never heard of, or that I’ve never heard of since I don’t use social media, but that 500k people have heard of and follow, assuming they are real.

It’s a modernization of the site, when no one cares about celeb instagram posts, finding new hot chicks who produce content for free shit, attention or money, is where we gotta be.

Her name is LENA…she is into Fashion, Makeup, Cook and Fun making me think she may be a Russian.

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I may not know much about Zienna Sonne, but she’s a Dane living in America, living the modern American dream of being half naked on the internet for close to 1,000,000 followers….

In a world of everyone being an influencer and social media being life, where websites like this became obsolete thanks to advertisers paying influencers to post and push their products like used car salesmen with hot tits, instead of paying me like used car salesmen with a severe perversion….I think it’s important for us to focus and get to know all the hot influencers, because these are the new celebs of the times.

She’s tall, she’s blonde, she has a hip to waist ratio that is crazy and possibly photoshopped, but what difference does that make…NONE…because we live through computer screens and everything is bullshit so just go with it….

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Instagram is life, at least that’s what they all want us to believe. So we’re surrounded by all these self-produced celebrities with a fan base who take their careers as influencers very seriously, and believe their own hype, even if their audience is a bunch of loser dudes from random countries around the world, it doesn’t matter…it’s a level of fame people.

So I feel it is important to showcase and celebrate these modern internet celebs that we’ve never heard of, who have more followers than actual celebs, in some weird vortex of faking it til they make it, or prostitution, or digital marketing I wish I had tits to attempt because running a blog about this shit is far more lame than living that shit….even though both are pretty lame…

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I don’t know anything about Aventronexo, but I think I may love her.

In a world of everyone being an instagram influencer, or using instagram modeling to sell premium content, a lot of these people are interchangeable and don’t stand out from all the noise…but sometimes, they are all worth looking at, whether to try to figure out if they are real, if their followers are real, if they are AI, or if they are just fat girls who have edited themselves so hard that they are now internet hot chicks because we are surrounded by lies….but believing those lies doesn’t hurt when it means staring at hot chicks!

Here she is.

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I have no idea who COOCNUT KITTY is, but she’s got 3 million followers and looks like AI, you know, artificial intelligence, some CGI, maybe some movie magic…

You may not know this, but I wanted to build a harem of fake influencers, you know since girls all look artificial now, because I figured it’d be the funniest way to get rich…my army of babes that aren’t actually real so no headaches, unwanted pregnancy or PMS…no bitching at me..and I can just pimp them out DAILY on the cam sites or wherever guilt free…knowing they have no souls…and that the people being tricked by their realistic look deserve to be tricked because they are stupid…

I do not think this girl is actually AI, it’s just a LOOK, the FILTER FACE….but I do think she’s amazing as she does CHRISTMAS the way I am sure JESUS intended when he was born in his MANGER….you know ‘ONE DAY THEY WILL MAKE CHRISTMAS PORNOGRAPHIC”….and here it is…in the softcore, hotness that SANTA, or SATAN would approve of…her name is Coconut Kitty

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Amanda Nicole is some 6 million followed weirdness on instagram that may or may not be an avatar or CGI, because she definitely looks like she’s not quite human, but then again, that can be done through filters, fillers and photoshop/facetube, so it very well might be her…and the whole 6 million follower thing is also bullshit because you can buy followers for basically pennies…but she’s got that BLUE CHECKMARK meaning she’s verified….which funny enough is actually what these young people of social media strive for….they actually talk about being verified, or people who aren’t verified, like it’s some sort of badge of honor…because that’s how pathetic we are as a people..

Not to mention, her being verified is hilarious, because it means a team at Instagram went through content like this and said “Yep, looks legit”….you know to do their part in helping sex workers sex work….and like I said before, it’s the ugly people trying to be the hot people that get jacked off to, so at least she took her ugly and turned it into whatever the fuck this muppet looking shit is…it’s amazing and terrifying…all at the same time….

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