Kindly show us your asshole.

Her name is Kindly, she’s apparently an army vet, which means she can possibly kill you in hand to hand combat, assuming the army still trains people to be fighters and not a bunch of woke transgenders who talk about their feelings….

I’m not sure what war she fought in, but based on her look, I’m thinking ‘Nam.

That’s not to say she’s in her 60s, but with this look, 20 year olds look like they are in their 60s and it confuses me.

Her address is in Nashville, so she may be country, but she produces pretty hilarious, cheesy, muscular, glamour modeling that feels a little AI, definitely fake, plastic and contrived, not very cool or down to earth, or wholesome country tradition but that still have a chick out there with her tits and ass and that’s GOOD enough in these clout chasing, social media for money hustle. It’s the new I’m a “real estate agent”, which was the career that attracted this vibe before social media.

FUN!

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Jessica Wilde is apparently some self proclaimed geriatric “inked” model involved in the whole tattoo industry and she produces racy content that you can almost jerk off to, walking that fine line of instagram terms and conditions, eventually breaking you down with her seduction tactics to google whether she’s got an OnlyFans or if she’s had any leaked nudes.

These are not her leaked nudes, because I don’t care enough to put in that kind of work, these are her instagram pics.

I am sure Jessica Wilde is lovely, but I’ve consistently hated tattoos since the dawn of time.

When they became a trend, the women getting marked up like a sketch book or bored prison inmate, looking all dirty but colorful pretending to be so unique by branding themselves with ugly poison and shitty art that they pretend represents important milestones in their life, since being an annoying woman who intellectualizes everything definitely needs to be applied to the tattoos they’ve branded themselves with. Whether that’s the death of a pet, or grandmother, or friend, or worse…a relationship….or some other healing from their self identified trauma that they bore us with…like their parents getting divorced or some other nonsense like a quote or lyric that resonates with them, or an afirmation that would make me want to vomit when reading in a MEME, yet that they have on their arm, or some sleeve filled with a scene of all the things they like, like a garden, birds, a boat, animals…I don’t fucking know…tattoos make me sick, but the backstory of each tattoo make me sicker….they are only good to talk about on first dates because tattooed people, like vegans, won’t shut up about them.

So yeah, it documents their self involved lives, makes them think they are unique, all while being JUST like everyone else because they are followers, losers and basic.

So I’m not into them, but maybe you are, and that’s why I am bringing you Jessica Wilde, probably no relation to OLIVA WILDE who has no relation to OSCAR WILDE!

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Olya Abramovich is some Russian instagram content star, who may or may not be Russian technology rather than an actual human and either way she is a nice reminder that that Russian girls, all robotic, soulless, focused like a KGB spy trying to suck the information they want out of the man with the information, are pretty hot.

I don’t know if we’re allowed to appreciate the Russian women in this era, because there was a time when the internet, media and flags around the world went to the Ukraine, hating the Russians, and blacklisting them from everything. Something that could have been resolved by looking at how hot Russian women are.

I guess all world political issues for the circus propaganda they push on people who really shouldn’t care about what goes on in Eastern Europe, but for some reason the media wants you to care, is that it can all be solved with a good old fashioned Russian Model and Ukranian Model to wrestle it out like they wrestle bears.

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Since Social Media is the only thing that matters and during this holiday time of year.

I hope have all watched your Christmas movies and that you are all reflecting on that simple fact that the Christmas Spirit, the meaning of Christmas, the birth of Christ which was the foundation of Christianity…all comes down to SOCIAL MEDIA.

We didn’t have the answers pre-social media, hence all those movies about the Christmas spirit….but now that we are fully immersed in social media, it’s very CLEAR.

So here is TAMMY HEMBROW, an instagram personality with 18 million followers, who comes from Australia and who hasa famous dad named MARK HEMBROW…he has a wikipedia page which is probably helpful when launching your social media career.

Here’s her shameless pics, also key ingredient to successful instagram content….in a world where social media is life.

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Romina

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Emily Elizabeth

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The nice thing about social media influencers is that they all think they are famous and important, so that we don’t have to.

They do all the hustling and begging for likes and followers and we get to sit back and stare at their tits.

Social media influencers may feel like a scam, but it’s a real thing and they make money doing it…so here’s a new influencer to add to our ongoing social media influencer stream because these are the important celebrities of the generation even though no one has ever heard of them.

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It’s pretty much Christmas vacation, most people with actual jobs are offline doing family shit for the week ahead

Or today is the last day of the week of soul sucking work necessary to pay debt for the really inflated prices of everything, bottled water is like 6 dollars now…so barely working for the week ahead…

It’s the most wonderful time of year, so how about being gifted a social media instagram influencer who I am sure thinks she’s a celebrity thanks to her following!

Not the best gift around, but good enough for you dirtbags.

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Polina Malinovskaya is a hot model looking instagram model with 2 million followers. It’s pretty nice to see that models who look like models still exist in this muppet and filtered influencer world.

That’s not to say that Polina Malinovskaya is all real, that her audience is all real, that her images aren’t photoshopped, that she hasn’t had procedures, but she looks skinny and poses hot enough for me to almost buy into it and I appreciate that in this world of LIES…

She is from Belarus, grew up in Italy, speaks Russian, English, italian and is learning spanish….she danced Ballet for 8 years, she likes sports and stretching, possibly into erotic positions…because she’s hot.

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Since social media controls the world or at least the advertising dollars now that TV and Websites are dead since all eyes are on social media. The new celebrity is the social media star, which may not be anything new, but it’s something I’ve pretty much ignored all these years until one of the influencers goes viral for being the main character of the day for doing dumb shit like licking toilets, killing themselves in funny ways or other viral moments.

I am adding social media celebs to the content mix, instead of those dumb galleries of ugly chicks getting naked, since social media celebs actually have followers.

So we’ll start today with Daniella Chavez, an influencer and model who has a lot of followers, some who may actually be real.

She’s potentially from Chile and she went viral for having had sex with Ronaldo in 2015, an totally valid reason to be famous, one that comes without all the bullshit of being an artist or creator when really it can be reduced to “I fucked Ronaldo” and the new fans swoop in…LIKE/FOLLOW and get her paid.

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