Jessica Wilde is the Instagram Of The Day

2023

Dec

Jessica Wilde is the Instagram Of The Day

Jessica Wilde is apparently some self proclaimed geriatric “inked” model involved in the whole tattoo industry and she produces racy content that you can almost jerk off to, walking that fine line of instagram terms and conditions, eventually breaking you down with her seduction tactics to google whether she’s got an OnlyFans or if she’s had any leaked nudes.

These are not her leaked nudes, because I don’t care enough to put in that kind of work, these are her instagram pics.

I am sure Jessica Wilde is lovely, but I’ve consistently hated tattoos since the dawn of time.

When they became a trend, the women getting marked up like a sketch book or bored prison inmate, looking all dirty but colorful pretending to be so unique by branding themselves with ugly poison and shitty art that they pretend represents important milestones in their life, since being an annoying woman who intellectualizes everything definitely needs to be applied to the tattoos they’ve branded themselves with. Whether that’s the death of a pet, or grandmother, or friend, or worse…a relationship….or some other healing from their self identified trauma that they bore us with…like their parents getting divorced or some other nonsense like a quote or lyric that resonates with them, or an afirmation that would make me want to vomit when reading in a MEME, yet that they have on their arm, or some sleeve filled with a scene of all the things they like, like a garden, birds, a boat, animals…I don’t fucking know…tattoos make me sick, but the backstory of each tattoo make me sicker….they are only good to talk about on first dates because tattooed people, like vegans, won’t shut up about them.

So yeah, it documents their self involved lives, makes them think they are unique, all while being JUST like everyone else because they are followers, losers and basic.

So I’m not into them, but maybe you are, and that’s why I am bringing you Jessica Wilde, probably no relation to OLIVA WILDE who has no relation to OSCAR WILDE!