In a world where the celebrity has been replaced with the FASHION NOVA ambassador, where the Fashion Nova Ambassador is the person getting all the attention and views, as FASHION NOVA becomes a billion dollar brand selling basic stripper gear.

We don’t need to bother with real celebs, we can just look at these hybrid social media humans and wonde what percentage of them is real or altered.

Her name is Monika, but does it even matter? She’s Polish but also lives in Ibiza…but does that even matter either? Not really.

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Briana Nicole

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s aurolka

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Alina Gorokhova is an OnlyFans model thanks to having a set of rocking tits….

She posts her titty content on her instagram, where she keeps things as PG as possible because of the whole Terms and Conditions of the Community standards that have got at least 3-4 of my Instagram accounts deleted.

She has cleverly mastered the see through lingerie so that you can see her big saucer sized areolas without getting her account deleted, because if she did push it too far and got her account deleted, how would she ever recover since it’s the foundation of her marketing….

I guess it’s not that hard to master posting sheer lingerie on instagram, but give credit where it is due, this is the important work we need to go on as a people.

Sure, she looks like she’s AI, maybe she’s been edited down, because the other Alina Gorokhova I saw was THIS and that’s some SCARY or at least very AMBITIOUS editing….or maybe she is actual AI, does it really matter in a world where nothing is real?

Just look at her tits you whiners..

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In a world where a lot of girls are trying to be influencers, we’re pretty lucky to get all their shameless self promotion published to the internet, so that they aren’t limited to being the bar star, the slutty barista, the whore in the class that they would have been destined to be if the social media channels didn’t exist.

It’s like we get to see all the average or better girls stripped down and using their tits for good, which may actual be part of the evil agenda and often times not even that good, but the objective is to use the tits for free shit, money, fame, attention, whatever….

So girls like Arianna Felber, who may have otherwise ended up working at HOOTERS, can now work the cellphone camera like she’s an actual day rate model and it’s all so cheesy and wonderful, like a pizza…only with tits…

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Delfine Stal is an instagram chick from the Netherlands…who I can only assume wears wooden shows, plays with TULIPS and works at the local windmill….I mean that and producing sleazy content for attention on social media….which is the career choice of all the decent enough looking chicks out there who can figure out how to post, photoshop or fake the whole thing. Sure some are hot, but for the most part the act of producing hot content is pretty fucking obnoxious, whether it’s trying hard from insecurities, or trying hard because you think your hotness will get you places….I prefer the muted hot chick who doesn’t know she’s hot or who is too hot to bother putting effort into anything…even sex…just a lay there as a “just be happy I showed up because I am hot”…..running a social media account, despite the opportunities and money it brings is so desperado and lame…but without the titty content, I don’t know if we’d survive as a species on this internet taking over our lives machine…

Now remember, prostitution is legal in the Netherlands….

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Grace Boor has 2.5 million followers, probably because she’s a digital marketing maven, who really understand the needs and want of the social media audience, giving them the engaging content they need to click FOLLOW, thanks to her big tits.

You see, big tits are the number one marketing tool of a woman. I’m not a tit guy because I don’t discriminate against little tits, and find little tits endearing on hot fit bodies with hot asses, but I am a tit guy because I am a guy and I am wired to like tits.

I’m sure you understand what I mean, because you’re probably in the same situation, like willing to fuck a flat chested 300 pound pile of dog shit, but when you see nice big tits on a curated instagram feed of a girl who doesn’t look like she smells like dog shit, even if she does look unaffordable to hang out with, or like someone who would pepper spray you if you got too close….but that doesn’t stop you from appreciating the tit or how she uses said tit in her curated instagram content that looks expensive and like it would smell nice.

Like I said, digital marketing expert.

I don’t know anything else about Grace Boor, but I think Boor’s Boobs are all I need to know….

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Julianne has an instagram following of 6.8 million people, I don’t know how real those people are, but I can assume she found some kind of deposit or settlement of simps that could make all her dreams come true with each big cleavage picture she posts. Just a whole lot of virgin autistic freaks who don’t leave their houses saying romantic things like SHO ME BOBS VAGIN LINDA…

She hasn’t posted on her feed since September…so you know she’s been busy, has found god, is annoyed of keeping up the fake likes and prefers to ride it out, but what’s some fake likes for a bitch with a fake face, fake lips, fake tits and photoshopped fake hips to waist ratio…

It’s cheesy, it’s a lie, but people buy into it and I’m sure she’s rich because of it….not to mention her ego must be huge with comments like :

– You are a prime example of a beautiful angel looking stunning and sexy as always

– You are top notch fine.

– so beautiful and nice feet!!!

You guys embarrass me….

Anyway, this bitch has literally posted 2 times in 2023, 0 times in 2022 and updates her account she shares with her 12 year old daughter for the real perverts that clearly she’s building up for when she’s ready to launch the daughter as an influencer, you know passing the torch!

So this is all old as shit content to remind you of what was.

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Chantel Zales is some instagram model in her 30s, who potentially photoshops the shit out of herself, at least to remove the scar marks from all the procedures she’s done to have that instagram model look.

I’m not hating on any of this shit, but when you see an influencer in real life, let’s say you’re a very rich guy with a yacht and you decide that yacht needs pussy to entertain your rich ass on said yacht, the girls who show up for the job are usually all fucking marked up and damaged from years of injections and fat removal procedures…

Apparently, Zales was a legit model working for big brands at one point, but is now an OnlyFans model who sells her near nudes, because her brand of influencer went from Skinny Tea selling to millions of followers to Titty Pic selling real quick.

I’m not hating on fake tits, fake faces, fake personalities, since it’s social media, I expect it….

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I guess it’s 2024…and as negative as I may be, I always start the new year with positive affirmations, it’s not all that bad out there and I obviously hope that each and every one of you have the YEAR of your lifetime. I want you to succeed and I want you to achieve all your goals and dreams even if they are low level goals like getting a handjob in a park from a hooker. I know you are capable of anything and that YOU are your own worst enemy, like I am my own worst enemy but together, maybe we can ELEVATE that so that we collectively win. I haven’t won yet, but maybe that’s just a matter of changing my programming, like you should change your programming, since so many idiots have won. Especially influencers.

Sveta Bilyalova is some influencer with 6 million followers, I don’t know how many of those followers are real since you can buy 6 million followers for under 500 dollars then turn around and make brands pay you 1000s of dollars for branded content, or at the very least get hotels to give you free vacations and get brands to send you free shit, which is a pretty good investment return on that 500 dollars.

We all know that 2024 is probably the year of the influencer as Hollywood continues to suck with their shitty fucking content, values and money grubbing.

So we prefer top invest our energy in self produced money grubbing, not corporate money grubbing, I guess….

I like to think influencers are a joke, because they are comical in their love for themselves and their believing their lies…but I also like to stare at pics of their half nakedness on their quest for whatever weird fame they get.

Point of the story, 2024…it’s a new year, same old bullshit and possibly a continuation of the YEAR of the INFLUENCER, which may be a new animal on the Chinese Calendar, only because TikTok has made so many of them as warfare to destroy our CULTURE.

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